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    Unexpected Consiquences part 2
    By puma

    The next two days went by fast for Scott. He didn’t care about losing 2,000,000 dollars. It was nothing for him. He had about 20 billion dollars altogether. He wasn’t quite roughing it. He was what you would call super rich. In fact he and Bill gates drink coffee every other Saturday morning while watching the stock receipts. He was so rich he actually tried whipping his ass with a hundred dollar bill once. He only stopped because it was rougher than the silk he usually used. He went through with what he normally did on his days off, played golf, and went to the movies.

    On the night before the trial Scott slept like a baby whole had been crawling through a ball pit all afternoon. When he woke up casually on the next morning. He poured himself a bowl of frosted flakes and watched the news on his plasma, 72 x 180 inch wide screen monitor. After break feast he got in his Lexus and drove off to the court room. The L.A. freeway was not especially crowded. He weaved in and out of lanes as one would slow down. He suddenly had to stop because of a traffic jam. All he did was smile and turn on the radio

    “Sing us a song you’re the piano man. Sing us a song tonigh. ‘Cause we’re all in the mood for a melody, and we think that you’ll do alright. LA de da did de da. Da da de da…” the radio erupted.

    “I love this song,” Scott said as the traffic started flowing again and he propelled his car to the courtroom

    Once at the court room his lawyer Sam Nealon.

    “Sam, whats up?” Scott asked

    “Its good Scott. Ok look. This bitch has nothing. She even brought her kids here. What was she thinking. If its going down hill our defense will be she’s crazy.”

    “Sounds good Sam.”

    In the court room The judge took his seat behind the pedestal and shouted “settle down”

    First to speak was Julie Fallon and her take on the situation.

    “He just came up to me and exposed himself to my children, then tried to make me do things to him. Sick things. He’s a sick man your honor!”

    “Yah I bet he is” said the Judge skeptically.

    Her lawyer asked her why she thought he would do such a thing.

    “Well I do not know. Maybe he gets sick kicks out of making fat jokes and raping lady;s in front of their kids.”

    Next up to be asked questions was Mrs. Fallon’s son, Jim. Jim was asked what he though had happened.

    “Well that man over there said that he would give us pop-tarts and a party at McDonalds. He didn’t do either. He’s pure evil”

    At this Scott exchanged humorous looks with Sam. Sam almost laughed but contained it since the judge was looking directly at him.

    “Now Mr. Copes, I don’t know how you can get yourself out of this. I am assigning you 20 hours of service on the airline that you sexually assaulted the flight attendant. This is your only chance. One more slip up and you will be will be jailed. Do you understand?”

    “Uh, yah … er … yes your honor” Scott said shocked. He looked at Sam and mouthed twenty hours and Sam looked confused.

    “Court is ajurned”

    Scott cocked his head to the side and forced a smile onto his face. He didn’t understand. How was he going to explain this to his boss? He was the most respected client in his firm. He would for sure be fired for his accusations.

    It was official. He had been laid off. This didn’t have much effect on Scott since he was wicked rich. All Scott had to do know was 20 hours of airline service.

    Scott got home that night and called his girlfriend who was in Hawaii.

    “Hey Michelle.”

    “Hey Scott. How come you haven’t called? Are you cheating on me?”

    “What! No, of course not. Why would I. You know I live you.”

    “Well I know you still get calls from that Tara person”

    “Yah, she’s my friend.”

    “You talked to her for 5 hours the other day.”

    “I hadn’t seen her in like a month!”

    “I knew it.”

    “Knew what?”

    “You are seeing her.”

    “No, I didn’t mean it like that. I mean we’ve been friends since elementary school. We are like best friends!”

    “Too close. Scott I am breaking up with you.”

    “Whaaaaat! What the hell are you talking about? I don’t like Tara. I like you. God Damnit doesn’t do this. You know this is only because you met someone in Hawaii. You sluty whore. You know what I am done with you.”

    “Ok, well if your gonna be like that. You know your best friend Todd.”

    “Yah.”

    “I’ve been seeing him for 2 years. I was using you for your money”

    Scott was taken aback by this.

    “You fucking took my money while going out with another guy…”

    Scott took the phone and threw the phone threw the glass door and it fell onto his neighbors car.

    9/11/2003 7:55:26 PM

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