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Hill Bill Volume 1
By puma
"Everything that comes at a price is worth buying"
-Edgar Allen Poe
It was a cold winter day in Hong Kong. All the little Hong Kongians were playing in the snow, not knowing that a samuri would soon kill the mall. That samuri would be named, Hill Bill.
The 10th story
by Puma
Hill Bill ran up the kill and over looked the city of Hong Kong. He smiled as two school kids walked up to him.
Kid 1: Hey mister. What big eyes you have.
Kid 2: What a bog sword you have.
Hill Bill: All the better to slices you up you little mother fuckers. WHAAAAA!!
Hill Bill grabbed the handle of his swond and ran at the kids, who ran away. But they were not fast enough. Hill Bill cought up to Kid 1 and lopped off his right arm. Kid 1 screamed and bleed all over the ground. He was wounded bad. Hill Bill dangled the sword over his face. Kid 1 pleaded for his life. Hill Bill smiled.
Hill Bill: Tell Satan I told him helle.
Hill Bill dropped the sword onto the kids eye. It struck through his head. The kid let out one more scream and died. Hill Bill took out the sword and looked for the other kid, He spotted him. Upon his spotting he pulled out a small knife.
Hill Bill: Hello son, I don't want to hurt you. I want to mother fucking kill you. I'll slit your throught.
Hill Bioll chased after Kid 2. He threw the Samuri wrod through his back. The kid tumbled to the ground and screamed.
Hill Bill: We can't have any of that now can we.
Hill Bill put the knife under Kid 2's thrat and slit is slowly.
HILL BILL!!!
Hong Kong Middle School. Present Day.
The school principle sent an email to all the teachers about what had happened to the two kids the night before. All teachers were in shock. They were ordered to inform the children that they were advised to stay in school for a few weeks untill the killer was caught. It did not go over to well. That after noon all children went home and stayed home. To terrified about Hill Bill. To terrified about the child murderer. To terrified to sleep.
HONG KONG CLUB: LATER THAT NIGHT.
Hill Bill walked up to the door as a man walked out and said to him
Guy: Hey, you that guy who-
It was too late, Hill Bill stabbed him with a knife repetativly. He died almost immediatly.
Hill Bill stormed into the club.
Hill Bill: Hello friends. Its playtime.
Hill Bill un sheathed his sword and sliced the closest person in half. His warm blood spilt all over the floor. His top half wriggled for 3 secinds then fell lifeless.
Guy at bar: Hey! Get him.
Hill Bill: I don't like shouting. He threw a throwing star through his skull and blood and brains flew onto the counter behind him.
The closest man to Hill Bill tried to punch him but Hill Bill sliced his hand off.
Hill Bill: Why did you do that. I was gonna let you live.
Hill Bill pushed his sword through the attackers neck. He fell to the floor and died.
Hill Bill then walked calmly to a women on the floor and dropped a knife into her neck. Suddenly a man with a shot gun fired at Hill Bill, but missed.
Hill Bill: Bad move pal. He threw javalin style his sword into his right shoulder, pinning him to the wall.
The man screamed loudly with pain.
Hill Bill: Everyday you earn something new. You want to know what you learned today. You learned that violence is insanity.
Hill Bill then withdrew the samuri sword and cut off his head. Everyone in the club was dead. Hill Bill Left.
The nect day the cops had the scene completely off gaurd to the public. That did't stop the press from covering the story. All that you could see from the outside were the blood splattered windows. And a hand lying close to the door.
Anchorwomen: As you can see, the sad footage of the attack last nightin which 6 people were killed in. People with familys. The murder msut be one sick individual to do this. THIS JUST IN!. A note was left in blood on the wall that reads. Wait , its staticy. Then ote says "Beware all of those who ever did anything wrong. Hong Kong Colledge".We do not know what this means but it could mean that he plans on attacking Hong Kong colledge. Back to you Jo-Shin".
The next two days the cops had Hong Kong UV locked down. All students locked in class rooms and door barricated. All cops had weapons and were ready for a fight.
That night Hill Bill ready'd his sword for the fight. He knew he would succeced.
Hill Bill set out at exactly 10 o'clock p.m. with his bow and arrow, 15 knives and 3 samuri swords. He positioned himself on a hill over looking where the cops had set up. He ready'd his arrow and fired. The arrow stuck a cop in the neck and he collapesed.
Hill Bill: One down, 1000 to go.
Hill Bill reloaded the bow and fired another arrow through a mans chest, killing him. He then continued to pick off all out side cops.
Hil Bill: Too easy.
Hill Bill entered the colledge sword drawn.
Everyone in there was ready and all opened fire. Hill Bill dodged every bullet. The cops were astounded.
Cop: Re rodged rall roose rulllets! Rats ra razing!
Hill Bill: Dodge this.
Hill Bill shot an arrow through his dead.
All the other cops shot and missed again.
Cop 2: FUCK IT ALL!
The cop shot himself. So did al the other cops.
Hill Bill: Too easy.
Hill Bill tossed a nuclear bomb into the colledge and ran. Outside her hopped into his car adn drove off.
Later that the night the bomb exploded killing every Hong Kongian.
Hill Bill: Goodbye Hong Kong, hello France!
EXT. Plane.
Hill Bill in ninja suit is on a plane to France. The man sitting next to him is laughing at him.
Hill Bill: Shut up fatty.
Fatty: No
Hill Bill: Then die.
Hill Bill lodged a kinfe so far and fast into him that it entered his stomach and he died immidatly. All the other people on the plane just thought he was sleeping.
EXT. Airport.
Hill Bill flaged down a cab. Once the cab pulled over, Hill Bill killed the driver and got in the car. He drove down the highway starit to the eifel tower.
EXT. Eifel Tower.
A family is taking a picture. Hill Bill walks infront of them.
Father: Sir! can you move?
Hill Bill: Did you make eye contact with me you scum.
Father: er... no...er...kids RUN!
Too late Hill Bill threw his sword through the mans 4 kids and wife then threw a kfie into the fathers neck.
Hill Bill: Oopsies. Well, what a mena guy to talk to me that way. I hope all my frineds in paris are not like that.
Hill Bill then threatened the clerk at a close hotel that he would kill his family if he didnt give him a room. The man gave him the suite and Hill Bill settled in.
Hill Bill then called room service.
When room service arrived with the food Hill Bill took the food.
Hill Bill: Let me give you a tip sir.
He went and grabbed a throwing star. He concieled it in his hand.
Hill Bill: Here sir.
Hill Bill un-concieled the blade and slit the mans wrist.
Room Service man:AAAAAA
Hill Bill then killed him
END OF H I L L B I L L P A R T 1
9/28/2003 12:04:32 AM
(Updated: 9/28/2003 12:10:14 AM)
(Updated: 9/28/2003 12:41:26 PM)
(Updated: 9/28/2003 2:24:55 PM)
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