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    Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc was the helicopter pilot in both JP and TLW -- Zajonc is a verteran pilot who has worked on dozens of Hollywood films. (From: 'HammondBoy')
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    The Mystic Force - Chapter 1
    By Spinoboy11

    Sedona Desert - Arizona - 2003 AD - 2:53 P.M.

    Spinoboy11, a ranger from the Grand Canyon National Park, pressed a pair of binoculars to his eyes, searching for wildlife. Meanwhile, his assistant, Dino Dude, known worldwide as the best herpetologist in Australia, was checking the air temperature. Dino Dude's right-hand man, Dac, sat lazily on the hood of the national park's jeep, holding a Pepsi in his hand. His glasses reflected from the sun's rays as he looked throughout the area. Spinoboy11 pulled his binoculars down slowly while wiping off some sweat that was dripping off from his forehead. He sighed deeply before starting towards Dino Dude.

    Spinoboy11: Found nothing.

    Dino Dude: There’s always tomorrow. I mean…

    Spinoboy11 suddenly interrupts his colleague.

    Spinoboy11:Whew, is it hot out here!

    Dino Dude clears his throat while checking his thermometer. Spinoboy11 eagerly looks over Dino Dude's shoulder.

    Spinoboy11: What do we got?

    Dino Dude: Anybody's going to cook when it's 105 degrees out, buddy.

    Dino Dude laughs and gives Spinoboy11 a giant slap on the back. Spinoboy11 eyes begin to water as he shouts and swears into the sky. His bright red face easily showed off the pain he was feeling.

    Spinoboy11: You fucking prick!

    Dino Dude jumped in surprise and awkwardly looked at Spinoboy11.

    Dino Dude: What's your problem, man?

    What he didn't know was that a sunburn was beginning to swell on Spinoboy11's left shoulder. Spinoboy11 quickly shook his head, still hissing in pain. The sunburn had turned into a bright red color and surprisingly was steaming. Spinoboy11 squinted as he and Dino Dude made their way to the jeep. Dino Dude growled as he grabbed Dac's arm and threw him off of the hood.

    Dac: Hey, you bloody bastard!

    Spinoboy11 let out a chuckle, shaking his head, as he walked past the fallen Dac. Dac coughed and brushed hot sand off of his shirt. Dino Dude opened the driver's door before hopping in, while Spinoboy11 got into the passenger side. Dac rose to his feet, but suddenly charged towards the passenger door. He looked through Spinoboy11's window and suddenly started to bitch and moan.

    Dac: Man, I was going to sit there! You moron, you...

    Spinoboy11: Shut the fuck up and get in the back seat.

    Dac: People are so full of shit these days, man!

    Dac yanks on the door handle and jumps into the jeep, frowning. Dino Dude yawns as he shuts his door and starts the ignition.

    Dino Dude: You guys want anything to eat?

    Spinoboy11: Dude, I just want some water. Where's the nearest gas station around here?

    Dino Dude: Nine, 10 miles.

    Dac: Then what are you waiting for?

    Spinoboy11: Shut up, bitch!

    Dino Dude: I need to fill up the jeep anyway. Well…let’s get moving.

    Dino Dude takes the sunglasses that was hanging from his shirt and slowly put them over his eyes. He laughs and begins to mock Arnold Schwarzenegger, talking in a deep voice.

    Dino Dude: I’ll be back…

    Spinoboy11: Ha ha ha ha drive.

    Dino Dude: Affirmative.

    He smirks while slamming his foot down on the gas pedal. The jeep's tires screeched on the gravel, giving off an ear-shattering ruckus as it sped down the highway at high speed. Dac immediately began to complain.

    Dac: Slow down, Dude!

    Dino Dude: Will you shut up!

    Dac: No wonder I get no respect…

    Spinoboy11: You’re just mad because nobody’s feeling sorry for you.

    Dac: Shut up…

    Dac sighed and began to lie down until suddenly the jeep bounced, causing him to hit his head against the window. Dino Dude laughed when he saw the expression on his protégé’s face. Dac’s face was steaming red as he yelled into Dino Dude’s ear.

    Dac: You did that on purpose!

    Dino Dude: There was a pothole that I couldn’t get past, you retard!

    Dac: Bullshit! I oughta…

    Spinoboy11 attempts to punch Dac, but his back couldn’t twist at all. The pain that he was feeling on his sunburn was unbearable. He hissed and growled, giving the Aussie nuisance a warning. Suddenly, Spinoboy11 began to feel wary and tired. Spinoboy11’s eyes closed as his body slumped towards the dashboard. Dino Dude glared at his assistant, worried. He looked like as if he were dead...

    Dino Dude: Spinoboy11, are you all right?

    No answer. Dino Dude immediately slammed on the brakes. He unbuckles his seatbelt before checking to see if his friend was okay.

    Dino Dude: Spinoboy11?

    Dino Dude checked Spinoboy11’s pulse…his heart was still beating normally. Dino Dude pressed his ear against Spinoboy11’s mouth…he was still breathing. He was unconscious. Dino Dude immediately realized what had happened. Spinoboy11 was suffering from a heat stroke and was now in a coma. He immediately asked for Dac to help out.

    Dino Dude: Dac, help me out here!

    Dac: Is this a joke?

    Dino Dude: Hell no, it isn’t! Get Spinoboy11 and lie him down in the back seat, now!

    Dac: All right.

    Dac grabbed a hold of Spinoboy11, but something was keeping him from dragging his friend to the back.

    Dino Dude: His seatbelt’s fastened, idiot!

    Dino Dude pressed on the latch as the seatbelt loosened. Dac yanked on Spinoboy11 and lied him down as he was told to do. Dino Dude called for Dac’s assistance in the front.

    Dino Dude: All right, you keep an eye on him. Got that?

    Dac: I got it taken care of.

    Dino Dude: Hang on. I’m gonna burn some rubber.

    Dino Dude pushed on the gas pedal as hard as he could as the jeep began to pick up speed. Dac held on tight and gritted his teeth while Dino Dude looked determined, yet worried as the jeep was going faster and faster by the second.

    Dino Dude: Is that a gas station up there?!

    Dac: I think so.

    Dac squinted his eyes together, and then began to grin. He slowly turned his head towards Dino Dude and answered.

    Dac: We’re in luck! That’s a goddamn Shell station!

    Dino Dude: Yes! Okay, here’s $5.00. Buy 3 gallons of drinking water as quick as you can.

    Dac: Sure thing, man.

    Dac snatched the five bucks from Dino Dude and held it tightly in his hand.

    Dino Dude: I’m gonna watch him.

    Dac nodded as Dino Dude pulled into the driveway. Dino Dude parked in a handicap spot as Dac opened up the door…unaware that another car was parked right beside them. The door had left a giant dent in the driver’s side door. He looked worried and charged his way into the store. He immediately grabbed three 1-gallon waters before running quickly to the cash register.

    Dac: Hey, how’s it going?

    The cashier, who was a woman, smiled at Dac, who grinned right back at her. She giggled before clearing her throat and gave Dac his change.

    Dac: You live around here?

    Cashier: Yes, I do.

    Dac: I see. I’m from Austrailia.

    Cashier: That’s very nice. You like the USA?

    Dac: Lovely country. Anyway, I’ve got to go!

    The cashier slowly waved her hand ‘good-bye’ as Dac took off. Outside, he slowly walked past the car he had hit with his door before slowly getting in. Dino Dude immediately asked for the water gallons as Dac handed them to his ‘boss’.

    Dino Dude: Spinoboy11?

    Dino Dude opened the cap on the jug and poured a little bit of water on Spinoboy11’s face. He also inserted a small quantity of water in Spinoboy11’s mouth, hoping to revive his assistant. Spinoboy11 groaned while he slowly opened his eyes, looking up at the faces of Dino Dude and Dac. He sat up before grabbing the water from Dino Dude and began to chug it down.

    Spinoboy11: Woo!

    Dino Dude smiled and got back in the driver’s seat. He started the ignition and began to back out. Dac sighed in relief, happy that the soon-to-be-pissed-off owner of the car he put a dent in wouldn’t catch him. Spinoboy11 began to rejuvenate his energy with the water Dac had gotten. Dino Dude smiled as he drive back to the motel that the three were staying at.

    They deserved a well-needed afternoon rest…but that would soon turn into a nightmare…

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