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    Cofee Talk with Austin Powers!
    By Hell_Raisor36

    Rated R For language.




    TheBoulderJP3: Welcome to Cofee Talk with me, the boulder, and Austin Powers

    Austin Powers: Welcome to cofee talk with you the boulder and austin powers? OK...

    TheBoulderJP3: Fuck you hippy

    Austin Powers: That's some right colorful language.

    TheBoulderJP3: yes it is....on with our show now.

    Austin Powers: Well!

    TheBoulderJP3: Shut up!

    Austin Powers: Shut up? Why did you say that?

    TheBoulderJP3: ......

    Austin Powers: Whatever.

    TheBoulderJP3: .....now, we can talk about the newest PC Game thats coming out in a few months, called Star Wars Galaxies

    Austin Powers: Really?

    TheBoulderJP3: ...yes really

    Austin Powers: Uh huh!
    Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?

    TheBoulderJP3: ......Well, it's an MMORPG set in the star wars universe, Austin, what do you think about it?

    Austin Powers: I'm not sure about that...

    TheBoulderJP3: Not sure about what?

    Austin Powers: Right.

    TheBoulderJP3: ....right....

    Austin Powers: Yes indeedy.

    TheBoulderJP3: Now, we can talk about Austin Power's new movie Goldmember

    Austin Powers: Now we can talk about austin power 's new movie goldmember! Interesting.

    TheBoulderJP3: Yes, in it, Austin takes on Goldmember!

    Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty!

    TheBoulderJP3: SHUT THE FUCK UP AUSTIN!

    Austin Powers: Crikey!!

    TheBoulderJP3: Damn right crikey.

    Austin Powers: Interesting point of view.

    TheBoulderJP3: Yes it is an interesting point of view

    Austin Powers: That right?

    TheBoulderJP3: zip it

    Austin Powers: Hmm... I do not know.

    TheBoulderJP3: zip it

    Austin Powers: It? You want me to zip it?
    TheBoulderJP3: shhhh

    TheBoulderJP3: thought so, and that concludes our Cofee Talk show!

    Austin Powers: That concludes our cofee talk show, huh?
    TheBoulderJP3: shhh

    TheBoulderJP3: Tomorow, we will talk about.....Mini Me stop humping my leg!

    Austin Powers: Really?

    TheBoulderJP3: Shut up austin!

    Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. Up austin? Whatever, I guess.

    TheBoulderJP3: ...fuck you! :throws Mini Me on austin:

    Austin Powers: That's filthy!

    TheBoulderJP3: well, goodbye everyone!

    Austin Powers: Yeah.

    TheBoulderJP3: Say goodbye austin.

    Austin Powers: Bye.

    TheBoulderJP3: good boy, here's a doggy treat :hands him a dog biscuit:

    Austin Powers: Good boy here's a doggy treat hands him a dog biscuit? That's pretty interesting, TheBoulderJP3.

    TheBoulderJP3: ........shhh

    TheBoulderJP3: See yah all tomorow on Cofee Talk!

    Austin Powers: Yah all tomorow on cofee talk? You want me to see yah all tomorow on cofee talk?

    TheBoulderJP3: Shut up

    Austin Powers: Shut up?

    TheBoulderJP3: ....fuck you!!!! :beats the shit out of austin:

    Austin Powers: That's a rather interesting way to put it.





    Episode 2 Will be up tomorow if people liked this! by the way, Austin was a computerized AIM SN....tomorow, i am hoping to have a Dansjp3page member on Cofee Talk!

    8/3/2002 9:38:34 PM

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