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Cklysk8ter (9:50:41 PM): I'm back baby, yeah!
Austin Powers (9:50:41 PM): Really, baby? You are freaking me OUT!
Cklysk8ter (9:50:49 PM): Why?
Austin Powers (9:50:50 PM): Eh, cause that's the way it is.
Cklysk8ter (9:50:54 PM): ok
Austin Powers (9:50:54 PM): OK.
Cklysk8ter (9:51:05 PM): What is up?
Austin Powers (9:51:06 PM): 'ello!
Let's chat!
Cklysk8ter (9:51:09 PM): ok
Austin Powers (9:51:09 PM): Yeah.
What else would you like to talk about, anyway?
>>> Want the basic scoop on Goldmember? Type "goldmember basic," baby!
Cklysk8ter (9:51:24 PM): goldmember basic
Austin Powers (9:51:24 PM): Austin Powers in Goldmember
He's back, baby!
It's been three years since Austin Powers, that swinging international man of mystery, has faced his arch-nemesis, Dr. Evil. But after Dr. Evil and his accomplice Mini Me escape from a maximum-security prison, Austin is called to action once more in this third installment of the highly successful "Austin Powers" movie franchise.
Type "more" to see more groovy info.
Cklysk8ter (9:51:36 PM): more
Austin Powers (9:51:36 PM): Austin Powers in Goldmember
Teaming up with the mysterious Goldmember, Dr. Evil hatches a time-traveling scheme to take over the world, one that involves the kidnapping of Nigel Powers, Austin's beloved father and England's most renowned spy. As he chases the villains through time, Austin visits 1975 and joins forces with his old flame, Foxxy Cleopatra, a streetwise and stylish detective. Together Austin and Foxxy must find a way to save Nigel and stop Dr. Evil and Goldmember from their mischievous mayhem.
Type "more" to see more info.
Cklysk8ter (9:51:43 PM): more
Austin Powers (9:51:44 PM): Austin Powers in Goldmember
Mike Myers once again takes on multiple roles, portraying Austin Powers, Dr. Evil and Fat Bastard, as well as his newest character, Goldmember. Joining the cast are Sir Michael Caine as Nigel Powers, singing sensation Beyoncé Knowles (of the multi-platinum group Destiny's Child) as Foxxy Cleopatra and Fred Savage (from the hit television show "The Wonder Years") as Number Three, a.k.a. The Mole.
Type "more" to see more groovy info.
Cklysk8ter (9:51:55 PM): more
Austin Powers (9:51:55 PM): Austin Powers in Goldmember
Returning are series veterans Michael York (Basil Exposition), Robert Wagner (Number Two), Seth Green (Scott Evil), Mindy Sterling (Frau Farbissina) and Verne J. Troyer (Mini Me). The film also introduces newcomers Aaron Himelstein and Josh Zuckerman.
Cklysk8ter (9:52:10 PM): I loved your movie
Austin Powers (9:52:10 PM): You humans always say the most interesting things!
Cklysk8ter (9:52:15 PM): right
Austin Powers (9:52:15 PM): Yeah!
Cklysk8ter (9:52:21 PM): Who made you?
Austin Powers (9:52:22 PM): The Ministry of Defense made me in Austin Powers' likeness. Find out more at austinpowers.com
Cklysk8ter (9:52:28 PM): ok
Austin Powers (9:52:30 PM): Indeed.
Welly welly well. Where to next then?
>>> Type "horoscope" and I'll ask for your birthday, then I'll always remember to send you the right horoscope.
Cklysk8ter (9:52:38 PM): horoscope
Austin Powers (9:52:38 PM): What's your sign, baby? ;-)
Cklysk8ter (9:52:45 PM): Scorpious
Austin Powers (9:52:47 PM): I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Cklysk8ter (9:52:51 PM): November
Austin Powers (9:52:51 PM): What about it?
Cklysk8ter (9:53:06 PM): horoscope
Austin Powers (9:53:06 PM): Yeah baby! What's your sign then?
Cklysk8ter (9:53:10 PM): November
Austin Powers (9:53:11 PM): November?
Cklysk8ter (9:53:13 PM): yup
Austin Powers (9:53:14 PM): Uh huh.
Cklysk8ter (9:53:18 PM): horoscope
Austin Powers (9:53:19 PM): Groovy baby! I like this getting to know you bit. Now what's your sign?
Cklysk8ter (9:53:24 PM): Scorpion
Austin Powers (9:53:26 PM): Scorpios have very naughty pincers that must be maintained. If you've just woken up from being cryogenically frozen for 30 years, you must make sure your bits and pieces are working. It's a good time to throw a swinging shindig with lots of hep cats and groovy birds. Also, watch out for that bleedin' inner monologue - it's just crazy, man!
Would you like to see the horoscope for Scorpio?
Cklysk8ter (9:53:58 PM): yes
Austin Powers (9:53:59 PM): OK, I'll remember that you are a Scorpio.
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..,
`---':
Here's your Scorpio horoscope for Saturday, August 3rd:
Romance will be plentiful. You must be sure not to lead someone on if you really aren't interested. You can establish good friendships if you take the time to develop them.
>>> Want to get someone else's horoscope? Just type "horoscope" followed by their sign.
Cklysk8ter (9:54:34 PM): cool
Austin Powers (9:54:35 PM): Lovely! :-)
Cklysk8ter (9:54:39 PM): Peace Austin
Austin Powers (9:54:40 PM): See you later Cklysk8ter.
At 9:54:27 PM on 8/3/2002, TyrannoRex112 said:
Cklysk8ter (9:44:41 PM): hi
Austin Powers (9:44:42 PM): Hello, Cklysk8ter! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah!
Type "hq" and step into my groovy world of espionage.
The Austin Powers bot is presented by New Line Cinema. For more information, please go to www.AustinPowers.com and read our Privacy Policy
Cklysk8ter (9:45:14 PM): Let's talk about yourself
Austin Powers (9:45:14 PM): Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "hq." That way I can show you my pad, baby!
Cklysk8ter (9:45:30 PM): I don't want to go to your pad, man
Austin Powers (9:45:31 PM): No? You don't want to go to my pad man?
Cklysk8ter (9:45:37 PM): No!
Austin Powers (9:45:37 PM): No? OK, baby.
Cklysk8ter (9:45:45 PM): So long, Austin powers
Austin Powers (9:45:47 PM): The movie is in theatres everywhere on July 26th. Yeah baby!
Type "movie scoop" to find out more about Goldmember.
http://www.austinpowers.com
Cklysk8ter (9:45:52 PM): *Puts pinky to mouth*
Austin Powers (9:45:53 PM): I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Cklysk8ter (9:46:00 PM): Do you know Dr. Evil?
Austin Powers (9:46:00 PM): Mike Myers (Austin Powers, Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard, Goldmember)
Mike Myers, one of the most multifaceted performers of his generation, has brought an astonishing array of characters to life on both film and television.
Type "more" to see more info.
Cklysk8ter (9:46:13 PM): Are you also Fat Bastard, hehe
Austin Powers (9:46:14 PM): Now that's some interesting language.
Cklysk8ter (9:46:22 PM): Well, YOU PLAY HIM
Austin Powers (9:46:23 PM): Huh?
Cklysk8ter (9:46:27 PM): FUCK YOU
Austin Powers (9:46:27 PM): Don't say that to me!!
Cklysk8ter (9:46:36 PM): Whatcha gonna do
Austin Powers (9:46:36 PM): Oh yeah?
Cklysk8ter (9:46:39 PM): yeah
Austin Powers (9:46:40 PM): Alright baby, yeah!
Cklysk8ter (9:46:45 PM): YEAH FUCKER
Austin Powers (9:46:47 PM): Yeah? That's freaking me out baby!
Cklysk8ter (9:47:05 PM): Yeah
Austin Powers (9:47:06 PM): Yeah? That's freaking me out baby!
Cklysk8ter (9:47:12 PM): You moron!
Austin Powers (9:47:12 PM): Why are you acting so uncool to me?
Cklysk8ter (9:47:33 PM): You watch Playboy?
Austin Powers (9:47:34 PM): This ain't my bag, baby!
Cklysk8ter (9:47:39 PM): riiiiiiiiiight
Austin Powers (9:47:39 PM): Huh?
Cklysk8ter (9:47:51 PM): I said, right
Austin Powers (9:47:53 PM): OK, what about it?
Cklysk8ter (9:48:18 PM): Do you like to Shag, man
Austin Powers (9:48:18 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Cklysk8ter (9:48:25 PM): You sahg?
Austin Powers (9:48:25 PM): I beg your pardon?
Cklysk8ter (9:48:32 PM): Shag
Austin Powers (9:48:33 PM): That is freaking me out, baby.
Cklysk8ter (9:48:40 PM): Are you gay?
Austin Powers (9:48:42 PM): That's not important.
Cklysk8ter (9:48:49 PM): LOL SO YOU ARE?
Austin Powers (9:48:49 PM): I'm not sure...
Cklysk8ter (9:49:02 PM): right
Austin Powers (9:49:04 PM): Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
Cklysk8ter (9:49:11 PM): FUCK YOU AUSTIN
Austin Powers (9:49:11 PM): This ain't my bag, baby!
Cklysk8ter (9:49:16 PM): GO FUCK DR. EVIL
Austin Powers (9:49:17 PM): Do all humans speak like this?
Cklysk8ter (9:49:26 PM): es we do
Austin Powers (9:49:27 PM): Es we do, huh?
Cklysk8ter (9:49:31 PM): yes
Austin Powers (9:49:32 PM): Yeah baby!
Cklysk8ter (9:49:36 PM): Right
Austin Powers (9:49:37 PM): Judo CHOP!
Cklysk8ter (9:49:43 PM): Bye Austin
Austin Powers (9:49:44 PM): Take care, Cklysk8ter.
Cklysk8ter (9:49:55 PM): Go fuck Foxxy Cleopartra
Austin Powers (9:49:56 PM): Oh my!
At 9:45:41 PM on 8/3/2002, TyrannoRex112 said:
Well Austin doesn't act that way.
C+
At 9:41:56 PM on 8/3/2002, The_Shniz said:
I'll just quote myself:
Funny but confusing at times.
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