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Toby the Compy writes his own fan fiction
By tobycompy2.0
Bear with me this is something new,
Oh and before we get started I would just like to say:
SeaBiscuit Blows Dead Bears.
Now that that's over, let's get started: BOOM!
Toby was watching T.V. on Friday evening, another Weekend wasted. He hadn't done anything for almost a month now. No parties. No movies. No female compies, nothing.
He felt wasted, half-awake, watching Seinfeld as Jake was in the other room in the kitchen doing something with the blender.
Toby couldn't stand it. He was sooooooo bored. Then something caught the corner of his eye.
His computer, he hadn't been on his computer for a while now. He got up and turned off the Tv.
He was going to write a fan fiction today.
Toby pushed back his chair and cracked his knuckles.
He started typing. Typing. This was going to revolutionize Dan's Jp3 Fan Fiction as we know it.
Typing. Hands sweaty, starting to hurt. Toby thought of all these comments, they will be great. 100 great ones. Yes, yes, almost there.
Type. Type. Type. Type. Type. Ha, ha. Toby was going crazy. Vader, EvilGrinch, Icebreaker, you're all going down the drain. Here comes Toby the Compy.
Done! Click Preview. Post.
"Jake, Jake! Come in here. I just posted a fan fiction!" Said Toby.
"Really? Here let me read whats it called?" Said Jake.
"Ready?"
"Yup." Said Jake.
"Here we go." Toby clicked it.
Jurassic Park 4
By Toby the Compy
"Jurassic Park 4?"
"Shut up, Jake, keep reading."
Alan Grant looked at the dinosaur. It was going to attack him. "The only reason. I came here was becuase that one guy paid me a hundred dollars."
Next to Grant was Ian Malcolm, Ellie Degler, Donald Gennero, and John Hammond.
"Uh... how is Donald Gennero there? He's dead." Said Jake.
"Umm.. he survived." Said Toby.
The group was on the island called Isla Sorna, they had all gotten paid a uhndred dollers to come back for a reunion.
"I have a theory." Said Ian Malcolm. "I think that the tyrannosaur is not actually a--."
"What happened to the dinosaur they were looking at?" Said Jake.
"Uh... WILL YOU JUST READ THE STORY??"
Grant looked at Ian. "I think that too."
Suddenly a tyrannosaur jumped out and ripped Ian Malcolm's head off and ran away.
Ellie looked at his corpse: "No, no, Ian, I LOVED YOU!!!!!!!!!"
"Its okay, Ellie. But since we came to this island, I wanted to ask you something. Will you marry me?" Said Alan.
"Oh, Allan. I will.,!" She gave him a huge hug.
Donald Gennaro looked up at the sky. "I have a bad feeling, we must get moving."
"Good idea."
The group started toward the InGen Compound. They had crashed their plane this time. Because they hit another plane, because Alan was flying and didn't know how to fly a plane.
Suddenly they heard a growl.
"Velociraptors. RUN!" Said Ian Malcolm.
"I thought the tyrannosaur killed him." Jake said.
The group ran, but it was too late, the velociraptors killed Gennaro and Malcolm.
"I'll use my cell phone." Alan Grant called the U.S. Embessasy.
"Okay." Said the President of the United States. "We'llsend a helicopter to come pick you up."
Alan looked at the group. Soon enough they looked up and the helicopter had come.
"Yay! We're saved!" Said Paul Kirby.
They all got inot the helicopter, but then the spinosaur came out of the bushes and attacked the helicopter. Alan Grant took out his shotgun that he had and shot the Spino in the face.
It fell over and died.
THE END
Jake looked at Toby.
Toby started talking. "Its got everything that a JP Fan could ever want. The end that everyone wanted with Jp3 with the Spino coming back and revising characters."
"Yeah, that died twice or thrice." Said Jake.
"You're just jealous, watch tomorrow, this story'll be flooded with comments.
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Toby clicked on his computer. There was one comment:
At 1:07:53 AM Spino144 said:
Geez you really suck!
1/9/2003 12:39:30 AM
Comment on this fan fiction!
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