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Toby the Compy meets The Patriots
By tobycompy2.0
Bear with me this is something new,
Toby woke up and looked around, another perfect day for being a compy. He was very bored. Then he heard the doorbell ring.
"Who could that be?"
Toby had a very good idea, when he went to the door he saw his friend, Jake, who was also a compy.
"Guess what, Toby?" He asked.
"What, Jake?"
"We're goin' to New England!" He said.
"YES! Wait... we're going to New England?" Said Toby.
"Yup. And we're seein' the Pats play for their first game!" Said Jake.
"YES! I wanna meet Drew Bledsoe!" Said Toby.
Jake stopped for a moment... Toby didn't know yet... He should probably tell him.
"Listen, Toby about Drew." Said Jake. Toby looked up. "He.. uhh.. moved to Buffalo."
Toby frowned. "NOOOOO!!!!!" He started sobbing his brains out. "Drew, how could you do it? You would look horrible in a Bills uniform. No, Drew Bledsoe, Nooooo! And just after you won the Super Bowl too!"
"Listen, Toby, we're still gonna meet all the other guys... like TOM BRADY!"
"Tom Brady, YES! Let's go!" Said Toby running out the door.
Jake walked out behind him. "We gotta go to the airport now."
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They arrived up at the airport. With pictures of Osama Bin Laden all over. Saying: Have you seen this man?
Jake and Toby walked up to the flight-booking lady.
"Whoa! Pamela Anderson. Since when did you work here?" Said Toby.
"Since I knew you were coming, baby." She said with her lucious breasts sticking out. Fake, but lucious.
"Really?" Said Jake.
"Uh, huh. How about we go get comfy on the plane?" She said.
"Good idea." Said Toby who couldn't take his eyes off of her.
Toby walked through the metal detector.
BEEP!
"Sir, could you remove any items that might set off the beep?" Said an officer.
"Pal, look I'm a compy. I have nothing on me, I don't even have only clothes for heaven's sakes." Said Toby.
"Please, sir. We also need to check your shoes for any possible bombs."
"LOOK! I don't have any shoes!" Said Toby sticking his foot up wiggling his toes.
"Sir, I'm going to have to call security, allright?"
Pam looked down at Toby and then at the man.
"Hey, sexy, can I see you in that room over there for a second?" She said to Toby and Jake.
Toby and Jake looked at each other. "Okay."
Pamela Anderson took them into the room. "I'm gonna put you two in my bra one for each boob."
Pam walked back out. She walked through the door as it beeped.
"Ma'am, uh, never mind. Whoa."
TO BE CONTINUED
9/14/2002 2:29:32 PM
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