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Toby the Compy meets Avril
By tobycompy2.0
Bear with me this is something new,
He was a boy,
she was a girl
How can I make it more obvious?
He was a punk, she did ballet, what more can I say?
Toby sat listening to his portable CD player. Ah... Avril, the cutest, hottest woman alive.
Right on cue it seemed, Jake walked in. He was chewing on an old dead rat.
"Ew, Jake us compies don't eat rats!"
"Yes, we do."
"Eat what you want. You weirdo."
Jake leaned over and looked at Toby staring at his C.D. case.
"Slobbering over Avril, huh?" Said Jake.
"Hey, shut up, you're the one who slobbers all over Barbara Streisand."
Jake almost bursted out. But he knew it was the truth.
"O well, I'm turning on Tv." Jake flipped on the television. "Oh, no." He said.
"Are you a fan of Avril? Of course you are, her album's gone platinum one kajillion times.
"Well you can meet her! Come down to Suoerrfgdaahdjajgrack studios and tell us why you think you should be the one to go on a date with her."
"No, Toby. No!" Said Jake.
"Come with me, or you can stay here."
"Oh, okay, I'm coming. Let me dress punk for Avril."
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There was line of over twenty million people, and Toby and Jake were 20 million and 1.
Thus Toby and Jake waited there and two thousand years past
"Well....... Toby only one more person to go, and we meet Avril. S'Funny she's released 93 albumst since we first got in line, and she's still young and pretty." Said Jake.
"Maybe, its because she never drank a Pepsi Blue, around the year 3045 scientists found out people died and got old was because they tasted Pepsi BLue once."
"Then what was the cause of death thousands and thousands of years before Pepsi Blue came out in 2002?" Said Jake.
"Michael Jackson."
"Wow, I didn't know he was around for twenty thousand years."
"He wasn't, but it sure seems like it." Said Toby.
"Uh... okay. So just don't drink Pepsi Blue." Said Jake.
"You probably shouldn't drink Pepsi, period."
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"Okay, Mr. Compy, why do you think you should see Avril?"
"Because I love her."
"Well for people's thirst we were giving out Pepsi Blue through the lines, you and your friend were the only two who didn't drink it. Thus everyone else is dead. YOU WIN!" Said the man. "Let's take you back to meet Avril."
He took Jake and Toby back.
"This isn't Avril! Its a super-imposed picture of her from her first album-cover."
The door opened and the real girl walked in. "Sorry I'm late."
Toby couldn't believe his eyes. He was drooling. "A-A-Avril?"
"That's me! You must be the winner."
"I am! I love you so much. Two thousands years and counting."
"Wow, a devoted fan. I had to leave in 3010 to kill the giant robots that threatened human kind, the only good thing they did was kill Henry Ford XXXVIII." Said Avril smiling.
"Ah... I remember that."
"Well, I'm recording for my 94th album. You can come help. Let's go."
"Awesome!"
"But first.... OFF TO DESTROY THE LAST OF PEPSI BLUE!
ThE End
Please note: The next Toby the Compy episode will resume regular time. In 2003!!!!
12/30/2002 3:05:03 AM
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