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Toby the Compy goes to The Two Towers
By tobycompy2.0
Bear with me this is something new.
Toby woke up. He had the nicest feeling about eating Carter again. Mmm... He was yummier than George W. Bush (*Toby the Compy eats George W. Bush)
Suddenly Jake yelled and woke Toby up.
"What? What?" He said angrily.
"Its time to go see the Two Towers!" Said Jake.
"Shut up, Jake, you couldn't have gotten tickets you stupid liar. Lemme go back to sleep." He said.
"No! Look at these!" Said Jake pushing the tickets out in front of Toby's face.
He read them:
Lord of the Rings:
THE TWO TOWERS
11:25 am Dec. 18.
"You idiot!" Toby said. "That's in ten minutes! Lets go!"
Toby and Jake rushed out the door. They got in a cab and sat there quietly.
The cab driver looked in his rear-view mirror.
"What are you two, some sort of talking lizards?" He said.
"No, were compies from the prehistoric age." Said Toby.
The cab driver kept driving then said: "Oh."
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Toby and Jake arrived at the Movies 320 and looked around for which was the 11:25 showing.
Then Toby heard someone walk right past him. He recognized him none other than:
"That's Elijah Wood!" Said Toby. "Jake... is this... the premiere?"
"Uh... I dunno, sure." Said Jake.
Toby's eyes had widened. It was Liv Tyler over at the concession stand. She was getting three popcorns two boxes of milk-duds, three Redvines, two Vanilla Cokes, and seven Jordan Almonds.
"Yowza, thats my kind of woman." Toby ran over to her and walked up to the clerk behind the stand. "Uh.. clerk, let me pay for Ms. Tyler."
She smiled. "Ooohh, thats so nice."
Toby pulled out his wallet, seventy-six cents. "On second thought, you're the movie star, you pay."
Liv Tyler laughed. "You should come sit by me."
Jake looked at Toby walking over into the theatre with Liv Tyler.
"Toby, you idiot! O well. I'll find a movie star to sit with." He said looking around.
He looked up and saw Seth Rex and Cate Blanchett walking in together.
"Okay... jeez, besides Cate Blanchett and Liv Tyler I don't know if there even is any other women in LOTR." Just then he saw the actress who played Eowyn walk in.
"Excuse me but--."
"Ahhh!!! A lizard! A lizard! I hate lizards, get it away from me."
"No, no!" He said through the screams. "I'm a compy! I'm a compy."
She stopped and looked at him for a moment. "Aghhh! I hate compies, I hate compies!"
Jake ran into the movie and just sat down somewhere and he heard two familiar voices.
"Oy, look Dom, we got a little frog sittin' down by us, wait a minute, he looks like one of those what is it? Yes a compy, from the Lost World."
"Aye, I see, Billy. So little fella, you come to sit by us, have ya?"
It was Dominac Monaghan and Billy Boyd, aka Merry and Pippin. He had just barely sat in the seat between them.
"Wow! I love you guys. What was it like working with a real ent?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, we don't know." Said Billy.
"We haven't seen the movie yet and its entirely computer-generated." Dominac finished.
Suddenly the lights dimmed and everybody cheered.
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Toby and Liv were smooching then she said: "Oh, its about to start."
The movie started with Gandalf fighting Balrog.
"I met Balrog once." Said Liv. "He was a nice guy, troubled though. He can't get any roles. This was his first one since being the Rancor in Return of the Jedi."
The movie went on and Jake sat in between Billy and Dominic. "Oy and remember when Sean was directing the helicopters and--?"
"Hey, guys, guys, I'm tryin' to watch the movie here, okay?"
"Aye, sorry, Jacob." And they both sat back.
Soon the movie was over. And the three hours zoomed by, even though for Jake Billy and Dominic talked a lot.
Toby and Seth Rex came out of the movie theatre with kiss marks from 'Galadriel' and 'Arwen'.
Jake came out talking and joking with Bill and Dom.
"Oy! That was great! Hilarious!" Said Jake.
Toby and Jake met up with each other.
"That was fun. Me and Liv are gonna meet back here for Return of the King, but were going out on a date tomorrow."
"Aye." Said Jake.
They walked out of the movie theatre and saw the actress who played Eowyn again being pulled away.
"And the compy looked at me and said 'I'm not a lizard, I'm a compy.' It was horrible!"
"Its okay, ma'am, we'll take you somewhere where the compies can't get you." Said a paramedic.
"NO, I'M NOT CRAZY. THERE THEY ARE! THE COMPIES!"
The End
12/21/2002 2:51:13 PM
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