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Toby The Compy Meets Osama Bin Laden
By tobycompy2.0
Please Bear With Me This Is Something New, (even though its not)
Toby woke up with a start. "Jake what are you doing here?"
"Nothing. I always hang out here!" Jake was also a compy. In case you didn't know that. "Guess what?"
"You woke me up for no reason?" Said Toby.
"No! I won plane tickets to Tora Bora!" Said Jake.
Toby looked at him for a moment. "Jake, do you have any idea whats going on there right now?"
"What?" Said Jake still looking excited.
"Its being bombed!! Osama Bin Laden is fleeing there!" Yelled Toby.
"No, you weirdo!" Said Jake. "That's happening in Afghanistan."
"You are such a tard!" Said Toby. "Where did you win these tickets from?"
"Some guy on the street with a turban and a beard." Said Jake. "His name was Aloji. I liked him."
"Hmm, was he, by any chance, carrying the Holy Quaran??"
"Oh, crap. The plane leaves in half an hour. You can pack your clothes, fast, right?" Said Jake.
Toby glared. "I'm a compy, I can go naked. But I'll just grab my bathing suit." Toby hurried up and found it in his one drawer dresser.
They got a cab and hurried to the airport. When they got there, a whole bunch of men grabbed them and patted them down.
"Okay, this one only has a bathing suit, he can go." Jake and Toby walked through the entrance where another group of men ran up to them and patted them down.
"Okay, this one only has a bathing suit, he can go." They quickly went up to put their luggage in the cargo hold.
"Aren't you gonna carry that on, Toby? Its only a bathing suit."
"Nah."
They continued to the metal detector where yet, another group of men seized them and patted them down.
"Youch, things have really gotten tighter since the terrorist attack." At these words Toby saw everyone duck and cover.
"AGHHHH!!" A lady screamed.
"What, what?" Said Toby. "What did I do?"
One of the airport ladies stood up timedly and walked over to him. "You can't say terrorist." Everybody ducked again and screamed.
"Sorry." They boarded the plane and Jake looked at Toby.
"Duh, didn't you know can't say terrorist?"
"No." Said Toby. "I didn't know."
The plane took off and Toby looked out the window. All of the sudden there was a bump.
"Folks, we are having some minor turbulence, please stay calm." Toby looked out the window again, and saw a pair of dinosaur patterned swimming trunks flying out of the back of the plane.
"Crap!" Yelled Toby.
The same airport lady they had met before rose up behind one of the seats.
"Your not supposed to say crap either."
Toby looked in front of him. Four men were putting on red bandanas.
"Jake!"
"What?" Then Toby saw what it said on the red bandana: GreenPeace.
"Oh, nevermind, phew."
It was almost time to land. Toby looked out the window to see a beautiful ocean, then it suddenly turned into a horrible battle scene with bullet-riddled bodies of the Taliban everywhere.
"Jake, how did you talk me into this?" Said Toby.
"I didn't, I said 'The plane leaves in half an hour' and you came with me."
"Oh, no."
They landed on a few peices of cardboard and got out looking around. They walked around for a while and then saw two fighter jets flying over them.
"Hey, Bill. See those two little green animals, wanna try blowin' em up?"
"Yeah alright."
Toby and Jake were waving yelling "USA rules!" when all of the sudden a few shots came from one of the jets.
"Aghh!!!!" Jake and Toby jumped into a cave for protection. Then saw 16 women all sitting around.
"Where are we?"
One of the women looked up." You are at Osama's Palace."
"You mean..." Said Toby.
"Great, lets get comfy." Said Jake.
Soon a man came and all of the women went quiet.
"Hello, I am Osama Bin Laden."
"Yeah, and who are these ladies?"
"My wives, Ghurita, Malooloo, Furito, Coca-Colia, Surenap, Swere, Nahasa, Tatooine, Alalala, Quaruiouio, Loerna, Tuloa, Daniana, RuffBowWowWoofBark, DelaStorma, and lastly Ufjdklgnrkgjdgjrhrafjsdidoridsgdfiadf."
"Wow. You must be really lucky."
"Ah, not at the moment. The mean Americans are coming after me."
"Yeah." Said Jake. "America really is--." Toby hit Jake on the head, then flung out his shotgun and blew Osama's head off.
All of his wives looked at his corpse in horror, then went back to knitting.
"You know, Jake. We can get 120 million dollars for this corpse. Better bring the head to verify to!"
Jake was very excited as Toby started dragging his body back to the plane, Jake went to get his head.
"Uh, Toby?"
"Yeah, Jake?"
"Do you like puzzles?"
THE END
3/22/2002 12:22:05 AM
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