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The Saints I and II (Complete)
By tobycompy2.0
Hey, everybody this is an old story of mine that got pretty popular at Dan's in it's time, to check out the original comments go back to the old chapters.. Saints 2 isn't done yet, sorry, I just stopped writing it... maybe I should start up again. Btw, if the writing is choppy and crappy its just because this was from like 2001... I hope I've improved since then
The Saints and The Saints II (Complete and Incomplete)
Ch. 1
No, but I want that entire place flooded in 16 hours!"
"Yes, but I am not sure that we can, boss."
"Oh, really?" The man said. "Well, look at that man on the ground, yes, your co-worker, Max. Well, why the hell do you think I crushed his skull?"
"Uh, uh."
"Yes, you already know, because he DEFIED ME! Now, you want to do that to me, would you?"
"Uh, uh." The man shook. "I..I..n-no."
"I didn't think so. So call them up, get the hell out of here so you can flood the site, SGD."
Raptorhunter22 knew something was happening at Dans Jp3 Page. The flooders and spammers were getting higher and higher. He didn't know what the hell was going on.
"Tyranno." He said.
"Uh, yeah?"
"Have you noticed the increasement of flooding in the last month?"
"Yes. I think it is just a bad year, or something."
"Yeah." Tyranno and 22 walked over to the message board and saw that it was a lot worse than they had seen before. There was hardly one sane post anywhere.
Dan Finkelstien sat down his chair talking to General Rancor.
"What the hell happened to them?"
"I don't know they just vanished during the time of your Wing Commander site."
"General." Dan said looking out the window at his slowly being destroyed page. "If we don't find the 9 Saints that have been protecting our site, then we are going to forfiet this site and start a new one, and that will cost millions. It will cost a whole lot of money to move everyone. All the new logging. And I also think that their main target is to kill me."
"Sir, we'll find them and if we can't we will defend this site ourselves."
"I also know something else." Dan said with his head in his hands. "SGD isn't the highest person. He's not the one conducting and managing all these floodings."
"What?"
"Yes, there is someone even BETTER than SGD."
General Rancor was shocked. "We do need the Saints."
General Rancor walked out of Dan Finkelstien's room. He picked up a phone and dialed it.
"Yes, Yes, No we are failing at the moment. Yes."
Dan Finkelstein looked around his office. Than looked back at how horrible his site looked. What did these flooders want?
Dan called up two people. Raptorhunter22 and TyrannoRex112.
"The reason I called you two up here is because you are to find the Saints."
"Us?"
"Yes. That is your quest, I want you to find the Saints, They may be at another web site, they may be offline. I just want you to find them."
"But, why us?"
"Because." Dan said with his chair facing the opposite direction that they were. "I have just seen you two, you guys. You seem so..."
"What?"
"Concerned about the site."
"Oh. How do we find them?"
"That...I don't know."
"Well how is that going to work then?" Tyranno asked.
"I don't know, go to all the web sites you can think of and post a message asking where the Saints are. Start here, and then move on to other sites."
"Okay. We'll do it." Said RaptorHunter22.
They walked out of the room and Dan said to himself. "Dammit. This just might work.
The powerful SGD walked in the streets of Dan's Jp3 Page looking to gather up all of the flooders they had sent out. Max, THISSITEDEATH, SHITHEAD, Floood, and many others that were going to fight in the war of the flooders.
As SGD walked he wrecked havoc as well. He had done many things before, like getting into Rancor's password, breaking the message board down again and again.
"Do you think we'll find them?" Asked Tyranno.
"I don't know."
"Are you done with the message?"
"Yeah, I'll post it."
"Oh, shit look out." The two saw SGD walking down the street. "Here, hide behind this dumpster."
"There isn't anything you can do. I already saw you." He yelled.
"Oh no, oh no."
"What's so bad?" Asked TyrannoRex112.
"Have you ever had an experience with SGD?"
"No."
"Well, than you don't know were screwed."
"Yeah, well. I got a .45." Tyranno jumped out of the hiding spot and fired it at SGD.
SGD immediatly dodged and pulled out his futuristic gun called an Apalm. He released the trigger as the beam of force went hurling towards Tyranno and hit his leg, wounding it horribly.
"Tyranno!"22 said.
"Ahhhh."
"Give me your .45" Tyranno handed the weapon to him."
Raptorhunter22 scrounged through the dumpster they were hiding behind and finally found a large piece of shiny silver metal. He dusted it off a little and then ran out of the hiding spot, held up the piece of metal reflecting it off the sun and shot SGD in the arm.
"C'mon lets get out of here!"22 said. He picked up Tyranno and carried him to the next block finally getting away.
SGD covered his wound in his left arm. And walked back to his boss's headquarters.
SGD sat at his boss's presence as he criticized and taunted him. SGD could do nothing.
"Oh, so the most powerful flooder on the site can't even beat two worthless members? Ah ha ha."
"Sir..I."
"Shut the hell up, weakling. You cannot do this job very well."
"I'm sorry.."
"Did you hear me? You don't want Spino Goin' Down to be your real name, do you?" His boss said in anger.
"No, no." The only man that made SGD quiver with fear.
"Get THISSITEDEATH in here."
"Yes, Si-."
"SGD, Shut up, you maggot!"
THISSITEDEATH walked in slowly, knowing what was coming to him.
"Yes, sir?"
"You know, just a few minutes ago, that line got SGD in trouble. But anyways, you haven't been doing much spamming or flooding lately. Don't answer me yet, why the hell is this happening?"
"Well, I think there was a few other--."
"Both of you get out of here. I don't want to see you morons."
RaptorHunter22 carried his compatriot on his shoulders to a shelter or the nearest place they could find.
"You holdin' in there, man?" No answer. "Buddy, you okay?" Nothing. "Wake up!"
"What, what?" Tyranno answered. "I'm sorry, I blacked out or something."
"I don't want you to die on me, man. Hurry lets get you to a shelter."
RaptorHunter22 walked for awhile more, then he saw a place that looked pretty abandoned.
"Here, let's go in here. I'm gettin' tired." There was a hammock and two chairs, it was a small room with almost nothing in it. He lay down Tyranno on the hammock as he quickly went to sleep.
It was almost 12:00 am. 22 fell asleep in one of the chairs.
"General Rancor, there is a new flooder at my web site." Dan Finkelstien said to his compatriot.
Rancor paused for a moment. "What's his name?
"Pirahna."
"Yeah?"
"He has already shut down my message board. He's an excellent hacker. Two bad things for us."
"Like?" Said the General.
"Well, he can obviously do more and that also means that the message for the Saints didn't get up."
Rancor paused again. "Damn."
"We have to find some other way to get in contact with The Saints."
"Hey, Tyranno, wake up. We have to keep searching for the Saints. Dan called me and told me that the message board shut down." Said RaptorHunter22.
"Tyranno?" He put his hand on his neck. "Goddammit! Wake Up! No, Tyranno you bastard, I told you not to jump out!" Hunter put his head in his hands. He picked up the nearest payphone and called Dan.
"Hello?"
"Dan." 22 said. "Tyranno is dead."
"What?"
"He's dead!"
"But I thought it was only a leg wound."
"Oh, yeah. How could that killed him?"
"I don't know."
"The gun! The gun that SGD had. It was futuristic. Like a... laser gun. There must have been some sort of substance that infiltrated his body and slowly contaminated it. So basically all I know is, anyone who gets hit with that thing on the site... is dead."
"Dammit." Dan said.
"What the hell?" Cried RHunter. "These guys got us. In every way. They got us. We need the Saints now, how can I alone get them!?"
"Listen." Said Dan. "I am going to send you a shotgun through the instant messaging device. You have been assigned to this mission, you have to find the Saints. You have to avenge TyrannoRex112. You can do it, and I know you can."
"I will." Just then, a shotgun appeared in his hands. "I'm going to find them, Dan. I'm going to go over to UFX and look there."
"Okay, hurry we don't have much time."
Raptorhunter22 took out his computer to type in the location. Everything around him changed. He saw it build up together and then started walking again, looking for the Saints.
Chapter 4 Coming Soon.
When RaptorHunter22 finished loading UFX city he started walking. Looking some more. There wasn't as many people in UFX as Dan's. But still alot.
"Dammit, SGD, I want this place flooded. Don't you understand that you stupid idiot?"
"Yes, I do, Sir. We will also infact kill Dan Finkelstien."
"No, don't kill him yet. Bring him to me, I wanna see him quiver in fear as he knows he's going to get sent to the cooler."
"Yes, sir."
"Ha, you know you are a real son-of-a-bitch, SGD. You've terrorized Dan's site and they still don't know that there is someone in command of you!"
SGD knew his boss was in a semi-good mood.
"Listen, Boss, I don't think we should quite underestimate Dan's page yet--."
"Shut Up!"
No more good mood.
"You don't know my power, yet, you little scumbag."
"Ye--."SGD didn't wanna get yelled at.
Dan Finkelstien sat at his desk laying on it, he had just posted some new infromation about JP4. It was so hard for him to run the site knowing he had his time limited. Then, he heard something that sounded like a radio outside saying something like "Go Now." A man busted the door open, he had an exoskeleton suit on.
"I am Pirahna. You are coming with me."
Meanwhile, 22 had met a man named Graboid.
"So will you help me search for the Saints?"
"I won't help you search for them. I will help you find them."
All of the sudden 22 heard his shotgun talking.
"Help-----Rapto----Pirahn--." Dan must have attached a radio to his gun.
"We need to go."
"Okay." Said Graboid.
"My-----Go to-----My Offi--."
RaptorHunter took out his computer and typed in www.dansjp3page.com/dansoffice.asp
"Here take this." 22 said to Graboid, handing him his .45 since he had a shotgun.
The area loaded into Dan's Office, where 22 and Graboid saw Dan being dragged away by a man with an exoskeleton suit on.
"Dan!"Yelled Hunter. The exoskeleton took out an Apalm which 22 now knew that if you were hit by it anywhere you would be killed. "Get out of the way Graboid, if you are touched by that you're dead."
Graboid jumped to the side of the door as the exoskeleton fired a few shots of the Apalm.
Dan was being strangled as he was being dragged away. With his breath he pointed up to the being and said.
"Pirahna--."
"That's Pirahna!" Said 22. "He shut down the message board." He said to Graboid.
RaptorHunter22 sprang out from behind the door and fired his shotgun.
"Aahhh."Yelled Pirahna. It had almost hit Dan. Realizing that 22 asked his partner for the .45.
"Hurry, we can't afford to hit Dan."
The shotgun hadn't hurt Pirahna too bad they needed to get him wounded enough to rescue Finkelstien.
"Wait a minute!" Graboid said. "Exoskeleton suits, they have weaker points in the chest. Or wherever it is white."
"How do you know this?" Asked RaptorHunter.
"I used to work for a Spec Ops. Company. We manufactured them. Now hurry."
"General Rancor works for a Special Operations company as well right now. The only question is... how did the flooders get a hold of one?"
"Hurry."
RaptorHunter22 walked out quickly right before Pirahna could and shot him right in the chest.
"Aahhhhh." He yelled. "Dammit you, we'll meet again, and next time you won't be so lucky." He dropped Dan and fired one last Apalm beam as he ran away. It hit Graboid right in the stomach.
"Graboid!" 22 yelled. "Dammit, we have to get you to a hospital!"
"No." He weezed. "Don't, I listened to you. I'm dead. Nothing can stop it now." His breaths turned into hacks. "I hope you find them."
"Who?"
"The Saints, find the Saints..."His head dropped to the ground.
"Shit, these Saints better be something."
Dan got up and walked over.
"Oh my... What happened?"
"I didn't even know Graboid. I was partners with him for.."22 sighed. "3 Hours. Damn Pirahna."
"That beam. Did it hit him?"Asked Dan.
"I am going to find and kill SGD and Pirahna." Said RaptorHunter22 avengfully. He stood up and looked out at the sun rising in Dan's Jp3 Page.
"Dan, the Saints will be found."
Chapter V coming soon.
After the clash with Pirahna, RaptorHunter22 knew he was going to need the Saints to get through this one. He decided to go to StarWars.com, he knew that the place had been difficulties for awhile and it had now recovered. 22 wondered if the work was from the Saints. But first he had to get Dan to a hospital, he could have been really hurt.
"Dan, we need to get you to a..."Then RaptorHunter22 stopped. Not a hospital, a hiding place. 22 called up General Rancor. No answer.
"Hmmm."
"22, leave me at my office, I'll be fine."
"No, you'll be killed." Hunter decided to call up Bob from UFX and get him a hiding place over there. "Bob? Hey you know, Dan. We had a little clash over here with Pirahna. Have you heard of him? Okay. Can Dan hide over there? Good."
In a few seconds Bob appeared into the office. He picked up and Dan and took him back with him.
22 took out his laptop and just then he saw a huge jetplane come down with Pirahna in it.
"Dan will die!" He fired a missile. But it was too late, RaptorHunter had already transported to StarWars.com. Dan's office exploded in a mist of papers and filework, and information that had already been posted.
"Damn." Said Pirahna.
When Hunter reached StarWars.com he saw a perfect place, no horrible things like destruction. This had to be where the Saints where. Little did he know, SGD happened to be there as well.
"Hello." 22 said to a man. "Do you know if the Saints are here, or where they have been?"
"The Saints?" He said. "I think they should be around here somewhere, I saw them about a month ago. Try up by the Administrator's office."
Success! They were there!
"Where's the admin's office?" 22 said.
"Down there, north of Maul Street."
22 ran as fast as he could down to the administrator's office. As he was running he saw that a familiar face was watching him.
"SGD!" R-Hunter yelled. He ducked out of the way, firing his shotgun. Realizing that was his last 2 bullets. SGD pulled out his Apalm.
"Damn." 22 ran across the street as five green beams followed closely by him. "Ahh." Hunter said.
"You know your fate. I can't allow you to find the Saints. Because that just might mean the end of our domination. But since you won't be discovering where they are now. That won't matter!"
Then 22 noticed his .45. That was the only way out. He yanked it out of his pocket and pulled the trigger only to hear a click.
"Shit." He said.
"See, there is no way ow--mmmph." All of the sudden SGD's face was covered by two strong arms, as he was being choked.
Then another figure came into place firing a .50 caliber into is leg.
"Aahhhhh!"
7 other figures appeared and began advancing on him.
"No, no, no. It can't be! Noooooo!!!."
They took out his laptop, and typed in a porno site: www.chickswithdicks.com.
"Noooo!!!!"He slowly dissapeared into the filthy site.
RaptorHunter22 had found the Saints!
RaptorHunter22 looked over at the Nine Figures. He couldn't believe it, he had found the Saints. All of them! They walked over to him.
"Well, don't you wanna thank us for saving you from a certain SGD?"
"Uh. Yeah, how did you know he was SGD?"
"We've fought him before." Said one of the others.
"Do you know why I'm here in StarWars.com?"
"Uhh, We may be called the Saints. But its not like we know everything your doing."
"Where the hell have you guys been? Dan's Page is in alot of trouble!"
"We've been here protecting StarWars.com. What kinda trouble is Dan having?" Said another Saint.
"Flooders. Everywhere, we are falling to them. Pretty soon, they're gonna have Dan and find out where he's hiding."
"Where is he hiding?" The Saint said.
"At UFX. There going to find him pretty soon."
"Well, we have to help. Take us to Uncensored FX, We'll pick him up."
"Okay." 22 took out his laptop and typed in uncensoredfx.com. And they were off.
"Max, where is SGD?"Max's boss yelled at him.
"I don't know, it could have something to do with RaptorHunter22 finding the Saints. I was spying on him and they did something to SGD. Someone came in view when I was watching. Then, he was gone."
"What?? They found the Saints? Shit! Get THISSITESDEATH in here."
"Yes, sir."
"THISSITEDEATH reporting for duty." He said. "How may I hel--."
"Shut up and listen." Said the Boss. "You are to find SGD."
"Yes, sir."
"And, find where the Saints are going."
"But, I---."
"Just do it!"
THISSITESDEATH walked out of the room.
"Dan. Look who I have."
Dan Finkelstien looked up from his desk in UFX and saw the 9 saints looking down on him. And at that moment Dan felt his spirit light up along with his web site. General Rancor stood aside Dan and then walked away to make a call.
"Sir. We have found out where Dan is hiding on account of Pirahna." Said Bastard101.
"Well, were is he hiding?"
"Uncensored FX."
"Send Max."
"Yes, Sir. Max. Go to UFX and bring Dan to me!"
"Okay, so we are up against very good flooders, who want to kill me. This is the last straw for them and--."
"Allright, Dan." Max jumped into the office with an apalm in his hand. "It's all over now."
Then General Rancor pulled out a gun and pressed something he held in his hand that made an exoskeleton suit cover his body. He pointed the gun at Dan's head.
"Pirahna!" Yelled RaptorHunter22.
One of the Saints jumped forward at him.
"I wouldn't do that. I have a gun to the JP3 site's creator. And Dan, I can't believe you didn't know it was me." Pirahna jumped out of one of the windows and shot out a grappling hook to one of the windows.
One of the Saints named Azreal took out a special gun that the Saints designed for only themselves called a Couton (Pronunced Cow-ton). He immediatly shot Max in the chest and he fell to the ground dead.
"C'mon up to the roof." Said RaptorHunter22.
They ran up on the stairs and saw Dan being dangled off of the top of the building. And he was being held by Pirahna.
"Shoot Him!" Said RaptorHunter22.
"No, it'll kill Dan as well." Said another Saint named San. "Wait a minute, this is what I'm gonna do. Hold my Couton, and as soon as I grab a hold of Dan, you shoot Pirahna. But kind of hide it until then."
San began running over to Dan.
"What are you going to? Knock me off along with Dan?" Pirahna taunted.
San grabbed ahold of Dan's leg and ducked. "Now!"
"Die, General!"RaptorHunter shot it as it hit Pirahna and he fell off of the 20 story building.
Chapter VII Coming Soon
MARS-JURASSIC 2
DECEMBER 14th
Thank You for all the Feedback!
P.S. Sorry, General Rancor for making you evil. Just part of the script.
No Hard Feelings?
General Rancor tumbled down the building and grabbed to a ledge. He held but soon he gave in to pain and fell another few stories to the ground.
"He's dead." Said one of the Saints.
"We need to get back to Dan's, the place is being destroyed!" Said a Saint named Youla. A female.
22 took out his laptop and typed in www.dansjp3page.com/safetybuilding.asp. The Safety Building was where Dan's office was until it was blown away. It was at the top so the rest of the building stood tall.
"Okay, who is the man higher than SGD?" Asked another Saint.
"That's the biggest problem, I don't know." Said Dan. "We can't stop him unle--."
All of the sudden a Harrier Jet rose up and a man yelled through a speaker.
"The Saints are being destroyed today! Courtesy of Samnian! Boss of the Flooders!"
"Well, that solves one problem, but also makes another."
Several men jumped down from a rope of the jet and busted into the 23rd floor of the building.
All of them started firing machine guns at Dan, 22, and the Saints. One of the Saints, Gon, jumped to the right instead of the left like everyone else.
"Gon!" Yelled Youla. "What are you doing?"
"I'm stopping the creator of flooders!"
THISSITESDEATH walked into the building with a very long gun that appeared to be a socom with a suppresor.
"THISITESDEATH, you are this site's death." Yelled RaptorHunter and he grabbed him and pushed him through the glass window and he fell out of the building grabbing ahold of the Harrier Jet.
"Dammit, THISITESDEATH you aren't a good flooder." Yelled Samnian inside of his Harrier. "I'm afraid you're just getting in my way. I'll have to dispose of you. So say hello to Dan when you die!"
"No, no!"
Samnian flew the jet up into a barrel roll, but just before Gon grabbed onto the rope that the men came down through the glass broken from THISSITESDEATH falling out the building.
SITESDEATH grasped ahold of the jet missile as hard as he could and survived through the barrel roll as did Gon.
"Hmm."Said Samnian looking at THISSITESDEATH on the missile. He decided to launch the missile in the opposite direction so it wouldn't destroy him as well. He pressed the button to engage it and fired a gigantic missile at the city of Dan's Jp3 Page.
"No!" Yelled Dan.
"AAhhhhhhh!!!" Yelled THISSITEDEATH to his doom.
"You will die, Samnian." Gon stuck a Proximity mine onto the Harrier.
"Dammit, you dog!" Yelled Samnian knowing his jet was about to explode, he flew it down straight to the ground wanting to take Gon with him. Gon jumped off no one from above saw him die. But they could see the explosion from the jet the second the mine ignited and the second the Jet hit the ground.
"Gon! What happened to him?" Yelled one of The Saints.
"He jumped off somewhere."Said 22.
"He must be dead."
"Yes." Sighed Yola. "Eight Saints."
Just then everyone saw a small hanglider looking device fly away. It was Samnian heading to chickswithdicks.com to find SGD.
"Damn you! You haven't seen the last of me!"
There was a very big reward seremony for Dan, 22, and The Saints.
"Many people died." Said RaptorHunter22. "But Samnian did not. But we have eliminated the flooders here at Dan's!"
Everyone cheered with happiness.
"I witnessed a good friend to all here die in a clash with SGD. He shouldn't have died and everone will miss him. He helped me find the Saints and he sacrificed his life so that we could live here at Dan's. His name is TyrannoRex112."
Everyone clapped and cheered.
"I met Graboid and he died as well, in a clash with Pirahna who we now know was a trader by the name of General Rancor. He is dead. But many flooders are not. Let's give another hand for Mr. Graboid."
Everyone clapped and stood up.
"We will annihalate flooding here at Dan's and at every web site in the millions on the world wide web and justice will prevail!"
22 stepped down presenting his Dan's Medal of Honor and thought of where Samnian was and thought about his good friends Graboid and Tyranno.
TO BE CONTINUED...
IceBreaker now known as Scorpius woke up with a start. He had a very odd feeling. It was about Dan's Jp/// page. He had to go back, even though he had announced his leaving recently. Scorpius just had o go back. He searched under his bed for his laptop, hoping it would still work.
Scorpius finally found it, he could tell it was the laptop by the funny bumps and how skinny it was.
Scorpius opened it up and typed in www.dansjp3page.com, his bedroom quickly morphed into the streets of Dan's Page.
He walked throught the city looking at many familiar faces.
"IceBreaker!" An old friend.
"TyrannoRex112!" He said. "How are you?"
"I'm good, what are you doin' back here?"
"I'm uhh, gonna go talk to Dan."
"Oh, catchin' up on some new things ay?"
"Yeah, yeah."
Scorpius (IceBreaker) walked up to the newly remodeled building of Dan's office and more.
He walked into the large 28-story tower and took the elevator up to the 16th floor where Dan worked he walked inside and looked at this good buddy typing at the computer and looking out on his city once again.
"Dan?"
He turned around to see Scorpius looking at him with a smile on his face.
"IceBreaker! Wow, I thought you were gone for good!"
"Yeah, well it took me a while to fish out my laptop from underneath my bed."
"Yes, I see your registered name is Scorpius." Said Dan. "Why is that?"
"Well, yeah I said to the guys on the board that I would be comin' back with a different name every so often." Scorpius said.
"Yeah."
"Listen, Dan." Scorpius said. "Is there anything wrong with the page? Like any crashes or war goin' on here?"
"Nope, after the defeat of Samnian.."
"Is he dead?"
"Unfortunately, no. But, I doubt that anything like that now is imposs--."
A deafining explosion was heard from below. Dan peeked over the edge and saw that it was the bottom of the building.
"Damn!"
"What?"
"That sound we heard was in the bottom of the building"Said Dan.
The building started to tip. Then stopped.
"We have to get down through the stairs, the elevator is surely broken."Said Dan.
"Hurry, then." Shouted Scorpius.
They started running down the stairs of the tall skyscraper.
17th floor.
"Hurry, faster!"
The building started tipping once again.
"Oh, Shi---."
It stopped.
15th floor.
"Hop the railings to go faster if it isn't too far down." Said Dan.
Scorpius did that exactly. The hopping helped them descend faster 10th floor.
"Dan, go!"
"Oh, no."
"What is it? Don' stop."
"The other people in the building."Said dan.
"I'm sure they've evacuated by now, but if we don't get out that's another two lives lost."
The two started jumping down the stairs to increase the quickness.
3rd floor...
2nd floor...
The building tipped and started to fall.
IceBreaker grabbed Dan and covered him with his body, as the building destructed itself. It hit the ground.
"Dan?"
"Yes?"
"Are you alright?"
"So what other people did you meet?"
"What? You gotta be kiddin'!"
"I like to enlighten horrid moments."
"Well." Scorpius said. "tobycompy, and tyrannorex112."
"What?"
"TyrannoRex112."
"Icebreaker, TyrannoRex is dead. I know this is an invasion. Samnius is back..."
RaptorHunter22 hadn't been called by Dan for a long time after the incident with Samnian.
He had started living a pieceful life then and decided to stop with all of the fighting.
But now that Dan called him out of his Posted Beach House for him, 22 wasn't so sure that he was going to be able to stop the fighting.
"Ugh, Calm down." 22 said to himself.
He walked to were the Office Building were Dan's office was supposed to be, but all he saw was crumbled ashes of what looked like the ground zero of the Twin Towers.
Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.
Rh22's phone was ringing. He picked it up and paused for a moment.
"...Hello?"
"This is Dan."
"Dan, what the hell happened?"
"Just listen, meet me at www.jurassicpark.com."
"Why aren't you here?"
"Just meet me there."
"Da--?" No answer. There was obviously something wrong with Dan, his voice sounded like it, but it was eerie. And Dan usually explained things more thoroughly.
22 took out his laptop and typed in jurassicpark.com and Dan's Jp3 Page turned into Jurassic Park Page, and they weren't too much different.
22 soon loaded up the streets to see Samnian staring at him. He immediatly pulled out a handgun but realized he was surrounded by SGD, Bastard101, and Max.
"Hmm, maybe we beat Dan to it, or maybe he didn't even call you." Samnian pulled out a voice enhancer.
"You see, were going to play a little game. We are going to leave a note on Dan's office desk and when he sees it he's going to call IceBreaker. Now let's see if he can save you. But I didn't mention it wouldn't be hard for him. So let's just say this, very."
"You Bastard--, wait didn't you destroy Dan's Building?"
Samnian's evil face was astounded.
"What?"
"His building was destroyed. Wasn't that your work?" Said RaptorHunter22.
Samnian put his gun up to his head.
"Are you saying that somebody destroyed the building besides me?"
"I guess so."
"Well, we are continuing with the game. Send it to his home." Said Samniun. "Damn it."
"Done, Sir." Said SGD.
"Oh, SGD, I see your back from the porno site after my friends sent you there." Said 22.
"Shut up, you forget you're the one headed down the drain this time." Remarked SGD.
"And you forget I have the Saints on my side!"
IceBreaker heard a beep that represented his Instant Message.
It was Dan.
"IceBreaker, we have a little bit of a crisis on our hands. The Saints need to come out of retirement."
CHAPTER III COMING SOON
Many things Return...
Many things Forget...
Many things Can Happen...
When Dinosaurs are on Mars...
"I can't believe I'm back here."
"Are we going to abandon the ship?"
"I never knew that any type of creature would be on Mars. And I certainly didn't expect dinosaurs."
FROM THE MAKER
OF SAINTS II AND DEMENTED DINOSAURS...
"RRREEEEOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRR."
"What kind of dinosaur was that?"
"Ummm... A big dinosaur."
2.0 Fan Fictions
"Jump. Jump. Jump!"
"The most I ever expected, jsut trippled."
MARS-JURASSIC 2
Existence is Endangered.
On December 14th.
RaptorHunter22 woke up and looked around a room with a door that had a broken handle. It was small and it didn't take him long to realize he was tied up. Then the broken door handle turned and was opened by a familiar face.
"So, SGD. Still tickin' huh? I didn't get to say hello at jurassicpark.com. Please forgive me." Said 22.
"Shut up." He said. "Samnian wants to see you in a moment. But right now your mine." SGD punched him in the face.
"Aggh. Is that how you fight? Tying up your enemy than letting loose on him? You're no man."
"I would be quiet, look up. You see the those 4 valves surrounding you?" SGD took out a button. "I press this and they release poisionous gas. So if I where you, I would shape up."
"I'll die in honor. Release the gas, then you will have no ransom."
"Ransom?" SGD said. "Oh, no this is much more like a game."
22 looked up SGD.
"Release the gas." Said SGD as he walked out of the room and pressed the button.
RaptorHunter22 started shaking his chair trying to get loose. "Ahhhh...."
22 could see nothing he felt his stomach twirling and then someone spoke.
"Can you hear me?"
"I think he's still out of it."
"That was very good work giving him that scare."
"Thank you, boss."
RaptorHunter22 struggled to speak. "Where...where am I?"
"He is awake. Spray the stuff in his face to get his eyesight better again."
"The coolant. sir."
"Yes, yes."
22 felt something cold hit his face and then saw SGD and Samnian looking at him.
He couldn't move his muscles ached. That explained why he wasn't tied up at the moment.
"Let's leave him here. He's not going anywhere." Said Samnian.
SGD set down his cell phone on accident."Okay."
Dan heard his phone ring as he was walking with IceBreaker.
He picked it up. "Hello?"
"This...is....22...I barely made it to the phone.............jurassicpark.com
SGD, Samnian."
"Yes, we know you were kidnapped." Said Dan. We'll get you. Soon."
"Soon?"
"Soon." Said Dan and hung up. "IceBreaker, there is something I have to tell you."
"Yeah?"
"The Saints won't do hostage situations."
"We don't have their help?" Said Breaker.
"No, we have their help. And they help you the whole time except when you have to rescue 22. In that moment. You will have to do it alone. They won't take those risks of losing another like they did last time and they will leave you to it. You are rescuing RaptorHunter."Said Dan.
"Me?"
"You." Said Dan. He picked up his cell phone again. "Saints? Meet me at Club Snore."
Chapter IV Coming Soon.
Dan sat in Club Snore with IceBreaker waiting for the Saints to arrive. And then one by one they all came in.
"Dino-Snore." Said Dan. "I'm gonna need you to close the club for about an hour." At this everyone let out a little groan as they started to walk out. "IceBreaker, My fellow Saints, we have found out where Samnian's hideout is. Jurassicpark.com, on the TLW page, a so-called hardware store.
"The Saints will be equipped with their coutons (guns only for Saints), IceBreaker, I want you to have this." Dan pulled out a remarkable-looking gun. "It is called a D-2384K, it is a bullet-producing uzi hand gun. I hope it serves you well.
"As you all know, RaptorHunter22 has been kidnapped and it is our job to get him out. You all may have remembered a brief time ago that the DSF was formed and many people joined. By its hate from the crowd and the luring of flooders, you saw it shut down. But, alas, it has but gone into secret, and they will be acompanying you on your attack."
About 10 people wearing SWAT-looking suits came in and stood at Dan's table.
"Yes, you will have many help from them and you will be splitting up, here's my graph." Dan pulled out a map of the base.
"All I want you to do to is get to one of the Elevators. If it comes to going through the Attack Team Area. Arm yourselves heavily. This is a mission of stealth."
They walked into Samnian's base. IceBreaker was going with a man named Dax on the Dan's Security Force.
They were going in the north entrance. So they would have to face some guards.
"Now this is just a map of the bottom floor and we need to get to the top." Read IceBreaker to Dax. "There are two guards right around the corner so we have to be very--"
"FREEZE!" Said someone stepping up behind them. "You toss your machine gun to me. Yes, Level 2 Attack team, I have intruders, repeat intruders. Please come down."
Within a moment there were eight guards following them taking them to the Attack area.
"Dax." Said IceBreaker quietly. "What are we going to do?"
"I really don't know we have eight guards behind us and were as good as dead."
Then to IceBreaker's astonishment he saw the pretty Saint girl. Maela walking behing them through the masked uniforms. She was one of them. Maela smiled at him and then fired her Couton gun with a smiley-sticker on it at two of the guards who fell to their knees and then on the floor dead.
The guards all turned around at once stupidly. IceBreaker yanked his D-2384K out and shot a few more guards down. When they again turned back and Maela finished them all but one. At this IceBreaker jumpedd into the air and double-kicked him in the face. Knock out.
As they walked towards the elevator Dax said. "They took my machine gun, I didn't get to have any fun. Good thing I took one of the guards apalms."
When they reached the second floor they heard a guard talking.
"Yes, yes. This base is a good decoy."
This voice sounded remarkably familiar. "I think they will be all dead soon. The only ones surviving so far are The Saints. Looks like all but one of the DSF is dead except one member.
"What's that?" Said the other guard. Walking towards them, as they backed into a dark spot.
But Dax released with an uncontrollable urge and cracked the guards neck with his bare hands.
"Sevinovi?" Said the voice. And then.
"FREEZE!" Yelled IceBreaker at the guard. "What the--?" The guard was TyrannoRex112. "You're dead!"
"Only at one time yes."
"What?"
"Yes, we fooled your friend RaptorHunter22 quite good. You see, Samnian is a genius, he made my heart stop beating and my pulse stop pulsing with one thing: Thrag. That was not an Apalm beam that hit my leg. It was Thrag, I made 22 think that I was dead all along. But of course with in an hour I was revived. You see Thrag doesn't kill you but it stops everything in your body. Practically dead, yes. But not quite."
IceBreaker at him for a moment. "You see we had to do this so we could kidnap him. He was a very strong person. We knew he would win that time, it had already fallen into place. So we didn't want to mess up this time. We had him "accidently" see that I was alive and evil. So he went looking for me.
"And he fell into our little trap." TyrannoRex made a sudden movement. And grabbed his walky-talky. "Alert! Alert! Intruders level 2!" The siren went off, and Tyranno smiled.
IceBreaker wasn't going to let him go now. He pulled the trigger on his gun, and Tyranno went hurling to the floor.
"Let's get out of here!" They ran as guards came to see that TyrannoRex had been killed.
Maela, Dax, and IceBreaker walked into a room.
With a small cry, Maela said. "A dead body." It was on the table faced down, and then the siren went off.
Dax turned the dead body around and IceBreaker yelled,"Oh, Darth Rancor!" It was his dead body.
"Wondering were he's been?" Said a voice. It was SGD as they all turned around to see. "You didn't actually think he left the site, did you? I logged on as his name, after we killed him, and said something like, 'This place is dead, I'm leaving.' And you fools believed me! The reason we killed him? He knew information. Too much. He was going straight to Finkelstien and we knew it.
"So enjoy your deaths." He said as he started to run across the room with something on his back. He shot one of the glass windows down as IceBreaker and Dax fired at him. He pulled out a hang-glider object and flew to a ship hovering above them.
"What's that sound?"
"That's C4 counting down! We have to leave!"
"What about the others?" Said Maela.
"Maela, we have to hope that The Saints alone got out. You may be the only one, but I think they will do it. We have to jump off this floor."
"Alright."
They took one by one jumps as they heard a voice.
"20...19...18..."
Finally IceBreaker jumped out, and they saw Samnian's ship fly away.
"I hope they made it."
CHAPTER V COMING SOON
TO CONCLUDE SAINTS II
5/22/2003 5:02:04 PM
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