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The Moddit
By tobycompy2.0
THE MODDIT
An enchanting prelude to The Lord Of The Chips
Chapter 1: Concerning Moddits
What exactly is a Moddit? Well, Moddits are from Modditon part of The Siter. Moddits are little creatures that laugh, sing, and are not all that fond of machines. The Siter is all part of Middle Dan’s. Not all of Middle Dan’s is good.
Much of it has evil in it. Much of it. But probably the most evil of all in Middle Dan’s is The land of Hoarder where the hackers lie. But that is for another story…
The Siter is a merry place with none of those queerish folk. One of the moddits who have been on many adventures indeed is called Beno Baggins. He is jolly and tells many of his stories to the young moddits in the village.
About Flooders and Dragons that he has experienced. Some moddits do not like Beno, they think that he puts too many ideas into their children’s heads. They do not like him at all.
Moddits tend to be fat and lazy sometimes. They do not like the so-called Big Folk. Like Site Creators and what-not. But this particular moddit loved to get out into the country…
Beno Baggins of Bag-Bend returned to his hole after such a great meal down in the Shire. He was planning a very big trip to see the mountains. Mountain Spams were very scary but were such a sight to see… from a far.
He packed a little pack for himself. Some delicious Lembas and some cakes. He packed cantines and yet a few other things. And then he took his walking stick and was off.
As he walked he decided to sing a little song:
’Oh, diddy diddy, prancing to the breeze.
Oh, wompy, wompy, skipping to the trees.
‘Oh, happy, happy, smoking great pipe-weed
Oh, deedy, deedy, where shall this path lead?
‘Oh, diddy, diddy, stuffing myself fat.
Oh, wompy, wompy, stuffing as I sat!’
Beno’s mood was rising. He had loved singing his entire life. He had been quite sad leaving his hole. But now that he was singing he felt much jollier.
He trotted for a little longer when he reached the mountain that we was going to climb. He started up it with a great adventure awaiting him.
Chapter 2
SGDollum
The creature held his possession at the top of the mountain. It was his! It was his!
‘Mine… mine! My… preciouss. I love it.. it is mine only! No one else’s is it. Not my brother’s. Mine!’
Beno hiked happily. He was thinking about his friends… especially Icebreaker. He was a great wizard. With Saruman Inside his master. They protected Middle Dan’s from such scary creatures as Dragons and Piraters.
Beno reached the top of the mountain. It was very nice up there. He felt the cool breeze pass through his hair. He smelt it as well, it was awesome power of a smell, it smelled so big and strong and beautiful, but was yet so nice and calm.
Beno sat down and took out his Lembas cakes. It was quite good, it reminded him of such good days. He was so happy living in Modditon and having gay old times of sitting around talking and drinking mult beer.
The Moddit looked down on the valley. It had its moments with parties and adventures. Beno decided he was going to go back to The Siter tonight. Ofcourse he had hiked a far time but he was going to go back. But then he heard something.
‘Yess, yess! Mine! I love it!’
‘Hello?’ Said Beno.
‘Ye---?’ Said the man with an odd voice. Just then Beno saw a flash of greenish black dash by.
‘Hello?’ Said Beno once again. He saw that where he had seen the creature was a crack in a cave. There was a man or a creature living up here. Beno walked into the cave.
It was very dark. Beno held his walking stick out in front of him. Just then Beno heard the queerist of movements and sounds. That sounded like some tortured monster.
‘Leave me! Leave me! You can’t have it!’
Beno backed up a little bit. ‘Have what?’
‘Mine! Mine!’
‘What if I do want it?’ Said Beno now very curious of what the thing possessed.
It growled horribly and jumped at Beno. Everthing went black.
PunkoNerd Baggins (The Frodo of this picture, ya hear?) hiked up the mountain. He was used to nice quiet places at Bag-Bend but he was starting to get restless, he would hike up this mountain, then return, he did not want anything too badly going on with him.
Punko sat down on the nearest log and took out his lunch and scratched his hairy feet with his other arm. They had not been used to such journeys as this particular one. Punko watched the Sun turn into the moon. The Sun would return in the morning, she was quite beautiful as she shined.
PunkoNerd listened to the crickets starting to chirp peacefully, Punko did not want to leave this. He was glad this would be one of his only adventures. Hardly an adventure at all. But Punko wanted to be like Beno Baggins. Encountering Spammers and Dragons and Piraters. They would be fun but scary.
Just then Punko saw some kind of light at the top of the mountain and then he heard a horrible evil-sounding scream.
‘Miiiiiiine!’
Punko decided to investigate.
Beno had been tied up. He heard the thing screaming the same thing over and over again.
‘Mine! Mine! You can’t have it! My precious, precious computer chip! My chip!’ Said the evil creature.
Beno finally saw it up close as it came up to him. Then he saw it - the Chip that he was holding. It was beautiful. It was. .. amazing. ‘Who are you?’
It growled. ‘SGDollum, no! No! I shouldn’t have told you! Stop playing with my head! You will hunt me down now with my name in your head. No! I must kill you and you won’t be able to take it!’
‘No, you shan’t!’ Cried Beno.
Icebreaker hurried through the trees on his white horse, his friend, Saruman Inside had told him about Beno. Then he saw the mountain. There he was! At the top of the mountain! ‘Onward!’ Said Icebreaker.
Punko moved quickly up the mountain when he saw a white horse coming. There was a man with a grey cloak on it! It was Icebreaker the Grey!
‘Icebreaker, what shall you bring you out to these parts?’ Said Punko.
‘No, Punko! You must not go up there! An evil creature by the name of SGDollum is holding our poor Beno up there!’ Said Icebreaker pushing his long beard out of his way.
‘Oh, no!’ Said Punko.
‘There is no time!" Said the wizard. ‘Get on the back of my horse!’ They rode up the mountain heroicly as if to save a damsel in distress. This damsel at this particular moment was infact a dame.
Chapter 3
Icebreaker’s staff
Beno sat there as SGDollum warmed up by his fire. ‘What do you intend to do with me?’
‘You cannot have it. You must die.’ Said SGDollum.
This was getting horribly awkward. Beno had to get out of this if he did not want to find out what this creature was going to do with him.
Bilbo put his tied-arms in back of him. Now he tried desperately untieing them. They would not budge. This quite a pickle that he was in.
Icebreaker the wizard mounted his horse next SGDollum’s cave. He sat Punko on the horse and said: ‘Stay here, dear Punko, I do not wanting you getting in any peril at all.’
Icebreaker walked into the cave and saw the creature crawling around readying a fire and then he saw Beno. Icbreaker carefully pointed his staff at the fire and then…
Beno lay down and looked at the ceiling. Suddenly there was hardly any light. He looked back up and the fire was gone. The cave was still heavily lit because of the moon shining in.
‘What’s going on?’ Said Beno aloud to himself.
‘Where has the light gone? Aghh!’ Screamed SGDollum as he gripped tightly to his chip.
‘SGDollum, you do not interfere with my friend’s lives!’ Yelled out a familiar voice as a blue beam launched out of the man’s staff. Ofcourse it was Icebreaker!
The creature that was SGDollum went flying and dropped his chip and he was unconcsious.
Icebreaker walked over to Beno and lit his staff so they could see better.
‘How are you my dear friend?’ Said the wizard.
‘Better now that you came along, my old friend.’ Said Beno.
As they walked out of the cave, Beno looked down at the chip and bent over and picked it up. He then continued walking out.
Icebreaker mounted Beno onto the horse. And he saw Punko.
‘Punko! I’m glad your here! I have chosen to adopt you! Take you on as my own!’ Said Beno.
‘Really? So, I can along with you on your adventures?’ Said Punko, now wanting to get away from the Siter and see things.
‘Of course!’ Said Beno.
As they rode down the mountain on Icebreaker’s horse jollily, a voice was heard up in the mountains.
‘No, my chip, my chhiiiip!’
Beno looked at it in his hand and slid it back into his pocket...
THE END
I know thats nothing how it actually happened I just wanted to make my own original thing. I will be writing Lord of The Chips soon. So if you liked this you can look forward to that.
6/10/2002 5:07:47 PM
(Updated: 6/10/2002 5:12:08 PM)
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