|
Mr. Piss is PISSED
By tobycompy2.0
Mr. Piss lives at the top of the hill.
Mr. Piss's first name is Googidy Bill.
There is no Mrs. Piss because nobody wants that last name.
Nobody wants a name like Piss because it sounds extremely lame.
Not only lame, but quite ridiculous in fact.
So ridiculous that away from the town his house is stacked.
Mr. Piss comes down from his hill to get his food at the store.
Mr. Piss inherited a lot of money, so Mr. Piss is not poor.
As he walked the townsfolk called out his name.
"Oh, Mr. Piss, Mr. Piss, what an extremely lame name!"
He ignored them the best that he could so he could go to get his food.
But he could not ignore the fact that people could be so damn rude.
Why should I be so nice and polite, he thought.
Why I've got a lot of things that these people do not.
So Mr. Piss exclaimed really loud:
"You people are fucks and a terrible crowd!"
The town grew silent, he had said the word fuck.
And in this town people did not dare to have so much pluck.
But soon the people went back to taunting.
The words that were so incredibly haunting.
Mr. Piss decided that he would tell the world about his grief.
He would go on Conan O'Brien and turn a new leaf!
So Mr. Piss packed up his bags and sold away his house.
No longer would be treated like a rodent, a rat, a mouse.
He went to New York, with all the big lights.
He went to NBC and he went with his right.
Conan decided to have him on the show.
For it would be a great joke, to get some good dough.
Mr. Piss came out as the Guest after the actor Ed Norton.
Man, this story has the most rhymes since that book called Horton.
Mr. Piss sat down and started to talk when from above he was soaked with urine.
He stood up as everyone laughed and screamed, soaked as he was: "You people you just can't learn!
"I am a good man, but with a bad name.
But you treat me as I'm just a gross stain!
"You're not very nice, in fact you are *bleep*.
You have the intelligence of that of a sheep!
"I can't believe I've put up with it this long, well now its out of frame.
I'll get my revenge and -- ah, fuck it I'll just change my name."
THE END
1/31/2004 3:54:46 AM
Comment on this fan fiction!
|
|
|
