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Explosion 3: Implosion
By tobycompy2.0
Okay... this is some small writing, how about a little bigger?
I really don't think this is necessary!Okay, lets just keep it at this....
Are you bored...? Me too, this is so boring, I can't believe how boring this is.. AGHHHHHHHH Mother *Beep* and *Beep* Oh, yeah? *BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* Get off me Get off MMMMMEEE---
Please Stand By :)
And now a word from our sponsors:
Does your butt hurt?
Yes, so does mine. And you know what I love more than anything else? Yes, thats right Preperation H! Its so great.
"Mommy, my butt hurts like a mother, what can I do?"
"Well, Jimmy, maybe you shouldn't be so F***in' stupid, but since I love you, I can give you Preperation H. Open wide."
"Ow."
Preperation H, because we care about your ass.
New on NBC, the most wildest football league ever! The X-F---
Whoops wrong commercial... Oh, whoops it looks like everything has been settled.
Lets meet our friend, Jacque. He just barely jumped out a window and beat up a guy and saved the day, okay, butthole?
Ya know, My mama always said Life was like-- Sorry, I keep thinking about other movies and somehow my brain forces my hands to type for it. This whole frickin' fan fiction is just me thinking about stuff... Yeah thats right no ending in mind! I just keep thinking and thinking.
So anyways Jacque jumped off the building onto the bad guy's car, but it wasn't a guy, it was a naked chic! And the naked chic was hot! And the naked chic's name was Icebrea--- I mean... Claudia... So anyways Jacque to not kill her and take her home and make loooove to her..
Now we close in on Jacque's shag pad to see what is going on...
"Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh Oh Oh! That is so good! Yes Yes Yes!! UUUUGHHHHHH BLISS BLISS BLISS UGH UGH Ugh!!!"
Okay that is the end of Jacque's story for now... You know I could just keep thinking and thinking... This fan fiction could go on forever and
8/3/2002 6:40:38 PM
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