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    Scientists believe the part of the spinosaurus brain devoted to vision was enlarged, suggesting it had excellent sight. (From: sPitter)
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    Explosion! 5 You name the subtitle
    By tobycompy2.0

    All right where were we? Oh, yes. I just got home from football practice... and don't you just hate those up-downs??

    "No! Stop that! 15 Up-Downs now!" Oh, yeah... none of you would know what those are.. cause you don't play football, CAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ALL GEEKS AND YOU SIT ON THE INTERNET ALL FRIGGIN' DAY! GET OFF YER' ASS AND PLAY SOME FOOTBALL!! OH... WHATS THAT? OH SIGNUPS ARE ALREADY OVER... OH NO I'M SO SORRY AND---... what? You have Ritalin? GIVE IT TO ME!
    Ahh....

    Thanks, I needed that. YAAWWWWNNN...

    I am pretty tired from football and I kinda need to take a napppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppbmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

    WHAT? Oh, sorry I think I fell asleep or something! 15 UP DOWNS, MAGGOT!!! Geez... I'm sorry. My coach is getting in my head. He's kinda like Hannibal Lecter.

    Hey... thats him now!

    "Are you Colin?(thats me).. Hello Colin. I want to eat your brai-- I mean.... 50 Push-Ups now!!!"

    Jeez okay.. Coach Taylor... Frigging woogin...fetchin-jerkin... you might want to scroll down about now..
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    Almost there... I.... can..I...



    Tragicly Colin died... so now I'll be telling the story.. I'm Colin. I didn't really die at all. I just wrote that. But I do play football, but my coach isn't like Lecter.. more like the one in Saving Silverman.

    Man... this is gettting so borring........... I am satring to misspeell evertheng.

    Lets get to Jacque now. Pop runs. Jacque sees Pop. Jacque sees Pop run. Run Pop Run, because I'm about to shoot you in the head!! AGHHHH




























    BOOM


    See Ya.... by the way I dyed my hair blonde/white.


    8/13/2002 12:36:41 AM

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