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    #244
    The infamous "rippling water puddle" from JP has been copied in everything from Disney's "Dinosaurs" to "The Simpsons" and "Deuce Bigalow". (From: 'jurassiraptor')
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    Explosion! 4 The Evil Explosion
    By tobycompy2.0

    Ya know? I really don't wanna write this story so I'm just gonna submit and be done! BYE!

    Please fill in all the fields!
    Your story must be longer!

    Dammit!

    So anyways... where were we? OH, yeah, we were just talking about your problems with your wife... DAN FINKELSTIEN, which would happen if you HAD A WIFE! Okay... okay that was harsh, I'm just kiddin' with ya, old buddy... except you don't even read fan fics so

    SCREW YOU, YOU SUCK SO BADLY! YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO RUN A WEB SITE! AND THIS IS SERIOUS, I'M NOT GONNA SAY SORRY, THIS TIME, LOSER!!!!





    ....Okay, Okay, I am really sorry I said that, you are the all powerful all beautiful Dan Finkelstien...


    COMING SOON: EXPLOSION 5 THE NEW EXPLOSION

    Hey, who's that man?

    "What kind of sell-out are you, are you freakin' advertising about your sequel on the original story? Oh My Gosh You are so--- Making of Explosion 5 The New Explosion Tonight on Fox!--- And thats all I have to say about that.... Hey what does that other Marquee say?"

    Who thinks we should catapult this guy out the window?

    "NO... no not me Please!"

    Well, guys it looks like he's goin.

    "Please, let me go!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!!"

    Bye, bye!

    So anyways we are going to do Jacque, our hero, a new story... are you ready?

    "Aye, aye, Captain."

    I can't hear youuuu.."

    "AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!"

    Oh........ who lives in an awesome big huge mansion?

    "JacqueBob OvalKnickers!"

    And who always adds on a new expansion?

    "JacqueBob OvalKnickers!"

    "JacqueBob OValKnickers, JacqueBob OValKnickers, JacqueBob OvalKnickers JacqueBob..........OvalKnickerssssssssssss!"

    Jacque walked into the bedroom and saw as bunch of hot naked chics.. oh yeah!

    Then they said.... "Hey, baby there is a new mission for you."

    "To do you all night?"

    "Afterwards... but there is another explosion. You must stop this man!"

    ".......How about I just do you all night?"

    "Okay."

    All of the chics started to bend over revealing their large...
    CENSORED!

    What??? How come its censored?

    "Because, on order of Dan's JP3 Page, I, Carna, must arrest you for this."

    No, you can't take me away!! No!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    Oh........ who lives in an awesome big huge mansion?

    "JacqueBob OvalKnickers!"

    And who always adds on a new expansion?

    "JacqueBob OvalKnickers!"

    "JacqueBob OValKnickers, JacqueBob OValKnickers, JacqueBob OvalKnickers JacqueBob..........OvalKnickerssssssssssss!"


    8/4/2002 3:41:23 PM
    (Updated: 8/4/2002 3:48:42 PM)

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