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    The surveillance camera monitoring the embryo room in JP is fake -- the same camera is sold in catalogs for about $80 for use to discourage thieves..
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    Explosion! 2 The Next Explosion
    By tobycompy2.0

    Warning: This may be the dumbest fan fiction, let alone story you have ever read. You may not sue tobycompy or tobycompy industries for this horrible piece of crap. Thank you, and enjoy, if you can bear to read the entire fan fiction.


    Geez.. what was that about? This story ain't all that bad... Is it? OH, shut up no its not! Well, Fine I won't write it all then! BYE!




















    Okay.... Okay... Just kiddin' around with you Geez...

    So anyways lets get the story started, I think the guy's name was Jacque and I think he rode on a motorcycle to CrapFace Mall where terrorists planned to destroy the rest of the mall, they had already taken out American Eagle... but people weren't very angry about that...

    OH MAN I AM GETTING SOOOOO BORED, LETS HURRY AND FINISH THIS UP.

    So Jacque shot the terrorist's head off and then....

    they served his body in the Corn Dogs and Hot Dog on a Stick that afternoon.

    Okay are you happy? You're not? FIne I'll make you work for this fan fiction! You have to now scroll because now the font is going black! HA HA!
    SEE? You thought I was kidding, didn't you? Well I'm not and I'm not going to undo it ever again! HA HA you loser-- Hey what happened?

    It turned off! NOO!
    Please don't hate me for this fan fic, you have to have a pretty deranged sense of humor to appreciate it, But I mean C'mon, you laughed at times, right??

    RIGHT? OH, well I'd like to see you do a better fan fiction yourself! Okay! GO WRITE IT, JERK! IF YOU THINK YOUR SO GREAT! HERE, I WON'T EVEN MAKE YOU FINISH READING THIS FAN FICTION, BYE!!!!!


    To Be Continued...

    8/3/2002 5:52:42 PM

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