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Lost in the World of Jurassic Krap part 1
By sgd goin down
Several years ago, back when InGen was running Isla Sorna, the dinosaurs were trapped in pens and cages, and being experimented on by some of the brightest scientists in the world. Also working at InGen, was the inept Janitor Mel who beared a striking resemblance to WWF Superstar Stone Cold Steve Austin. Only much doofier. Such a dumbass was he, in fact, that the eggheads at InGen often had nothing better to do than play cruel jokes on him. That is where our story begins...
*Janitor Mel was mopping the sink one day (hey, I said he was inept) when Si the Scientist interupted him*
Si: Hey, Mel, just the guy I was looking for. *pats him on the back* How ya been buddy?
Mel: Dandy, I guess. I'm just moppin' the sink...
Si: Uh, right. Hey, it's almost lunchtime. C'mon let's get to the cafeteria.
Mel: Why?
Si: Because it's almost lunchtime. C'mon, I'll let you sit with us cool scientists.
Mel: Well Golly Golly Gumdrops!
*So Mel the Janitor follows Si into the cafeteria with a "Kick Me" sign on his back, where the scientists treat him to some scrambled eggs. And snicker a lot*
Mel: Golly, if these aren't the bestest eggs ever, I'll be darned.
Si: *Trying not to laugh* So you like 'em? *bursts out in laghter. Other scientists follow*
Mel: Well, sure. Hey, what's so darn funny?
Other scientist: You know that egg you just ate? It was A Fertilized Raptor Egg!
Si: When Hammond finds out you'll be so fired! HAH!
Mel: Alright! Wait... Oh No! That's terrible!
Other Scientist: That's not the worst part! We exposed that egg to massive doses of radiation! It's a Radioactive, egg, Mel! You're gonna die! Ha Ha Ha!
Mel: Oh No!
*As al the scientists laugh, Mel begins to feel woozy and drops to his knees*
Si: Ha Ha! Wooo! Scientists Rule! *High 5's another scientist*
Other scientist: Hey, what's Mel doing?
*The scientists' laughter is cut short they notice what's happening with Mel. He's not dying at all. He's Mutating! Mel get's up and become's a half Man, half raptor entity. He has the lower half of a raptor, and the Torso of a man. His hands become velociraptor jaws, and a set of reptillian arms rip out from his chest. His head becomes an elongated human face with raptor eyes, quils, snout ridges, and sharp teeth. And boy does he look pissed at the scientists! Needless to say what happens to those cruel pricks! Afterwards, Mel (who is now referred to as the Raptor King) liberates his reptillian brethren, and the freed dinosaurs take over the island*
2 B Continued...
3/23/2002 9:54:43 PM
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