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Jurassic Krap 3: part 6
By sgd goin down
Needless to say, Alan, Billy and the Kirbys had some fun with the dinosaur eggs. After holding an Egg-snowball fight and an eggsPlosion contest, they found that it was time to depart. Totally unaware, however, of the sinister eyes watching them...
Grant: Now, if I remember what I learned in the Boy scouts correctly, the sun always sets in the north and moss always faces the left. I thereby conclude that the fastest way off the island is that way. *points to a direction* So let's go. *starts walking in the opposite direction*
Paul: Then why are you going that way?
Alan: This movie's short enough as it is. Who want's to see a group of hapless adventurers get off of the island 20 minutes after they've landed on it? *Billy hits Grant with his elbow* I mean, uhhh, so we can cover more ground while searching for Erin.
Amanda: Eric.
Grant: Whatever. Assuming the kid wasn't eaten up by a dinosaur.
*they all continue moving*
Amanda: Oh, it's not the dinosaurs we're worried about eating Eric.
Billy: Then what?
Paul: That mincing boy-hungry pedophile Ben. C'mon, the guy owns a frickin' "Erotic Parasailing" business.
Grant: Hmm. Good point. Well Paul, this island was a laboratory for InGen. There's probably some abandoned warehouses he's been living in.
*Alan moves a branch aside to reveal a luxurious 4 Seasons Hotel downhill*
Billy: Man. I shoulda gotten stranded on this island years ago.
*Everybody enters the hotel which, even though abandoned is still running. They hear a phone ring. Amanda walks over to the lobby where there's a ringing phone, a computer with an Internet connection, a radio, and a TV. Amanda flips through the stations desPerately*
Grant: Well? Does it have BET?
Amanda: I'm afraid not.
*Everybody looks disappointed*
Paul: This will be the first time I've ever missed RapCity.
Billy: They were supposed to premiere the new Ja Rule video today!
Amanda: Well, hey! They have VH1!
Grant: Good lord, I've forgotten what a hellhole this is! Well, come on people, let's see if we can find Eric. And if not, maybe some weapons or candy.
*Everybody sPlits up, and as they do, the quick figure of a dinosaur runs past the window...*
1/27/02 10:01:59 PM
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