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The Rock=sucks
By puma
One day the Rock woke up and decided to suck. He did so at wrestling. That got boring so he decided to destroy the film industry with crap like:
The Mummy Returns
The Scorpion King
These two movies wern't enough for him because he wanted to RUIN peoples carieers. Since Breadon Frasier was in the MUMMY his already was. The Rock set his sights on Chris Walken. A man who has been around in practicly all good movies.
So the rock gets Universal Pictures number from the bottom of his underwear droor and calls them up.
The Rock: Hey, can you guys exhale 40 grand to make my next piece of shit. So far you've made all of my TWO movies so I think I'll stick with you.
Universal: Well Rock, you see, yuo dont draw crowds. You suck.
Rock: Eat me. I rule.
Universal: Ok, but this is your last chance. Your like a son to us. We've raised you from sucky to embarrisingly sucking. Please be careful and don't let a monkey eat you.
Rock: Ok mommy!
Over the course of the next few weeks many expensive and relatively good actors were cast as supporting cast to THE ROCK. There was Sean William Scott, and Chris Walken. Rock was so excided he pee pee'd in his whitey tighties.
FIRST WEEK OF SHOOTING:
Sean William Scott tells E!: Rock sucks. His personallity sucks, his acting sucks, his face sucks (a little inuendo for those of you at home) and his career pretty much sucks. I am presuming mine will too after this piece of s***
Chris Walken tells E!: I hate my life. Every mourning I have to go film The Rundown with THE ROCK. How would you like it if your agents calls you and says you'll be working with the Rock. You'd feel luike s*** wouldn't you. Wouldn't ya. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
End of Shooting:
Sean William Scott tells E!: I hated this project. Goodbye hollywood, hello vallet parking.
Chris Walken tells E!: I have planned my funeral in two weeks. All of you people at E! are invited. If you want a heads up my "death" will be this saturday. Say you predicted it.
Rock: I feel so great. I have made what I believe will do greati n SEPTEMBER. A real action/ buddy-cop film with me and Sean as leads. Though, moslty me. The reps at universal said to really show my range so i pulled the script from the Scorpian King out and changed the names. The final film is breathtaking!
9/26/2003 9:57:59 PM
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