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StarWars - Th Phantom Sith
By gumbrey
Star Wars : Attack of the Sith Menace
Qui GonJin was running down the hall of a ship and he was running from the sith that had been attacking him ans his new padawam lerner Obi-1 Kanobi.
:Why are they chasing us?" asked Obi-1
"Bevcause they are the sith and that's what the syth do because they are like jedis but they are the evil ones said Que Gonn"
"You mean like how when we are jedis we can't have any emotion, but they have only emotion becasuse they are are opposites?" asked Obi-1
"Yes" said Quigonn "We are white, they are blacke" said QuiGonn
"Oh no, you are rasist!" esclaimed Obi-1
":No, laughed QuiGonn " I mean that in a metamorphical sence. Because you said that htey are are opposits"
"Oh yeah, I get it" luaghed Obi-1.
He and QuiGonn couldn't stop laughing at this because it was so funny. Then, all of a sudden, a sith appeared from arround ther corner. He had a triple sided light sabre which meant that it was
even daedlier than Darth Mall's but Qui gonn and Obi-1 didn't know that because they hadn't fought him yet, because this is a prequel , anf it's also ecspanded unverse. Lol ^_^
"I am kill you" said the sith, "I am Darth Death and you will now know the reason of my name being called Darth Death, it's because I kill, people and make them-"
"Dead" finished QuiGonn
"You lean qickly QuiGonn, or should I say, my young padawam learner..."
"NO!" said Quigonn
"Yes," said Darth Deat, "I was once jedi masteer Halbee Wannabetee"
"No, my old jedi master!?" said obi-1 "I could not recognise you because you are waering boba fett's armour:"
"No, it's my armor" said Darth death, or should I say Halbee"
He fired a comsic blast at them and theere was a HUGE explosion of fier and then there was a cloud of dust and Dartrh Death sayd "It lookjs liken they're dead" but after he had left the dust
cleared and QuiGonn and Obi-1 were pefectly allright and obi-1 said "who was that?"
And Gui-gonn replied :he was once my jedi master and I was his padawam learning master:"
Then quigonn said "I;m gonna gert him though, if it takes methe rest of my live"
-5 years later-
Darth Death was in a big space restaurant eating some space food when all of a sudden space qui Gon came into the space restaurant and said "I have finally found you Darthdeath" and Darth
Death said, "Oh no, it is my padawam lerner back 4 revenge" and QuiGon said "Yes, now you will be recieving the death" and the other guy said "Oh no" so Qui Gon said "Yes" agian.
Then they pulled out there lightsabers and started to battle, but Darth Death had the upper hand because of his triple sided light sabre and the qui-gon was losing so he jumped RIGHT
THROUGH A WINDOW!
SMASH! CRASH!
"It looks like you're dead my padawan" said Dr. Death, "Even you with all yur super jedi pwoers can't survive in space space."
But Darth Death was wrong bceause Obi-1 actually had on a space suit the entire time so he wasn't dead at all.
-Meanwhile back on the other planet-
"Master Yoda, what is the meaning of lif?" said Obi-1
"It is a secret{ said yoda"
"Come on! Tell me"
"Okay, the meaning of life is that you are stupid!" said Yoda
"Yoooooda!" laughed Obi-1. (It is important to put humour in stories so that people will enjoy them because I put humour in my stories)
Suddenlky some storm troopers walked into the planet and started firing their lasers at Obi-1, and Yoda. They pulled out their litesabers and started to reflect the laser beams anbd then the
beams hit the storm troopers and EXPLODED!
BOOM! KAPLOOSH!
aNd there was fire everywhere, and more explosions and BOOM! and Kapow! and explosions and fire everywhere, and loUD nOises and other really cool stuff and there was action going on
all over the place with the light sabers and the laser weaponms and all the other cool stuff !*BOOM* ZAP! ZAP! KRACKKAKOW! BUZZZZZ! SNIK SCHNIK!
And then Yoda was hit! "YODA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Obi-1 because yoda was dying.
"Obi-1...."said Yoda, "The meaning of life is....is....blah.." and that was yoda's diing sound.
"I'll get you for this Storm troopers! called out Obi-1.
Suddenly their leader was there, and it was Darth Death. Obi-1 through his lightsaber at Darth.Death and it cut the trple sided blade in half!
"NOOOOOOOOO! MY TRIPLE SIDE LIGHT SABER!!!!!!!!!" said Darth Death, and then he pulled out his Light saber whip! And he tried to whip obi-1, but suddenly Qui-Gon appeared
and KILLED HIM!
"You did it" said Obi-1"
"Yes, said quigon" but I never could have done it without you!"
"Best friends 4-Eva!" said Obi-1 and they all had a good laugh.
8/31/2002 12:34:45 AM
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