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Garfield Powers: House Cat of Mystery
By garfield powers
Garfield Powers: House Cat of Mystery
STARRING
Garfield ~ Garfield Powers Girl Cat ~ Fluffy Fluffingston
Jon Arbuckle ~ Dr. Jon Evil
Orson Pig ~ Orson Exposition
Wade Duck ~ Agent 00 Wade
Bozo the Clown ~ Bozo 2
Roy Rooster ~ Roy Roostermouth Shelldon ~ Shelldon EvilM/center>
.1965.
"Garfield. Don't spill anything on the new remote. I got it from the that weirdo who is obsessed with remote controls." John calls out to Garfield
"Ok." Garfield places his milk carton on the blue rug. Sitting in his comfy chair in the middle of the room, Garfield clicks continuously, suddenly something catches his feline attention. The beginning credits of Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery plays on as Garfield takes a sip of his milk. Odie balls out a loud bark and frightens Garfield, spilling his drink.
"You want to go out Odie?" John walks to the door
Odie waits excitingly as John opens the door. John walks over to the chair and lifts up the milk-covered remote and carton. Soon after, Odie runs into the room and looks around. With a slight whimper, the yellow dog walks back outside.
.1990.
A bald Jon turns around in a silver suit, pinky to mouth.
"Welcome back Dr. John Evil!" Bozo 2 says nodding to John.
"Thank you Bozo 2. Space was super, but now I have a plan that will completely destroy the world!" Jon mentions "Lower the screen."
"Lower the screen!" Roy Roostermouth yells out
A black movie screen gets lowered from across the long silver table. John clicks a button on his desk and several no-motion images appear on the screen. An image of Garfield Powers shows on screen.
"This is my nemesis Garfield Powers! He's a freaking Poop head! So, I have created a device that will blow up the moon, then the asteroids from the moon will come colliding into earth and create a mass extinction like the freaking dinosaurs!" John explains
"Good plan Dr. John Evil!" Bozo 2 comments
"Thank you Bozo 2. But right now I feel that I need some alone time. Everyone leave!" John calls out "Not you Roy, not you Bozo 2, no not you Henchman who pretends to be my dad for closure." Dr. John Evil comments
A man in black tux, purple duck float around his waist and a black painted handheld squirt gun walks into the office.
"Stop right their Dr. John Evil! Garfield Powers won't defeat you, because I'll be here first! As I am right now, as you can see me standing near this bozo over here. right, um now!" Wade murmurs before running away screaming like a scared duck.
"Right.! Henchman who pretends to be my dad for closure, bring him to me! We will give the United Nations a ransom speech for, 1 Thousand Dollars!" Dr. John Evil says putting his pinky to his mouth and laughs evilly. Several others join in.
Garfield purrs as 3 cats lay around him in his grand cat box of love. Orson Exposition, wearing his white tux and worry face, walks into the room and scoots out the felines.
"Very Doggie man!" Garfield complains, sitting up
"Sorry Garfield, but Dr. John Evil is up to his old tricks again! And has taken Agent 00 Wade as hostage!" Orson explains, sitting next to Garfield
"Very doggie man. But I can't infiltrate his lair without help." Garfield says
"Exactly! That is why we hired another agent. Meet, Fluffy Fluffingston." Orson walks to the ripped up curtains and stands introducing-like
"High. I'm Fluffy. Fluffy Fluffingston!" Fluffy walks in, Tail high and eyes blue as a litter box.
"Meow baby yeah!" Garfield stands up and kisses her paw
"Oh, Garfield behave." Fluffy softly says
"Um yes. You two must make it fast to Dr. John Evil's lair in Melbourne Australia before we all burn to a crisp!" Orson rushes the moment
"Right! Let's go Powers." Fluffy walks away with Orson Garfield Powers follows.
Odie runs frantically around the house. Suddenly he looks at the television and sees John.bald! Odie plops down in front of the TV and watches the show.
"Meow baby we're in Dr. John Evil's secret Australian lair kitten!" Garfield Powers strips down to his agent suit as does Fluffy Fluffingston
"Let's go help out Agent 00 Wade!" Fluffy points down the hall to the jail cells.
"Wait! There must be guards! .Let's go!" Garfield Powers begins to move down the brown hall.
Three angry shepherd dog guards run growling to Garfield and Fluffy. Fluffy jumps up and scratches one in the nose.
"Judo Paw!" Garfield Powers knocks the other two out.
Fluffy goes wild on the dog and hisses as dog hair glides in the air. Garfield stands watching in confusion.
"Well I guess he won't worry about looking for purrfection. You know..." Garfiled Powers jokes and chuckles
"Let's go get Wade!" Fluffy insists as they move on to the jail cell.
"Everyone. I'm about to go back into space to avoid this cosmic wreck. Adios!" Dr. John Evil walks to the space ball door.
"Wait. Moron! What are we going to do?" Shelldon Evil yells out to his father
"Don't worry. I calculated the geographic length of how much land really will be destroyed. Don't worry ladies and gentlemen and god knows what! I'm about to travel in space!" Dr. John Evil explains
"Really? So we will be safe?" Bozo 2 says calmly
"No I was just lying to shut you all up!" Dr. John Evil sits in the small oval space in the craft. "Commence counting!
"100! 99! 98! 97!" Roy screeches as loud as he can.
Everyone cover his or her ears in horror.
"Let's try to start at 5!" Dr. John Evil yells out annoyed
"Sorry." Roy murmurs softly
"Hold a tick!" Garfield Powers, Agent 00 Wade, and Fluffy Fluffingston stand at the large sliding door.
"Garfield Powers you're too late I win!" Dr. John Powers says calmly "Once my shuttle lifts up the moon will blow up!" Dr. John Evil puts his pinky to his mouth and laughs evilly.
"We'll see about that!" Garfield Powers throws a hairball at the craft and the tiny shrunken mice agents de-activate the shuttle, the hairball bounces back into Garfield Powers's hand.
"Doodle." Dr. John Evil slumps down and sighs "Too bad I can still lift into space!" he chuckles as he presses the lift off button.
"I'll get you Dr. John Evil!" Garfield yells out from across the room as the space ball floats in to the air.
"Meow baby!" Fluffy kisses Garfield Powers
"What can I say. Purr." Garfield Powers gets back to groovy mood
"I forgot. I'm allergic to cats!" Wade sneezes near Fluffy and Garfield
"Very doggie man!" Fluffy and Garfield comment
To Be Continued.
1/30/2003 9:58:12 AM
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