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Jurassic Par
By climbhigh8589
Grant walked with Amanda, Paul, and Eric behing him.
Up ahead, a giant sign appeared.
Beyond the sign, there was a vast field shrouded with fog.
The Sign read: JURASSIC PAR
"Oh my God," Grant whispered.
"What is it?" asked Amanda fearfully.
"It's a golf course!" he replied.
"For what?" Amanda said.
Grant looked at her. "Jesus woman! You don't know!?"
"Oh. Sorry." Amanda replied.
The fog cleared, and revealed a huge golf course. Inside, a pack of raptors were playing golf.
Suddenly, Eric shrieked with a girly scream.
"WHAT!?" Amanda screamed and whirled around.
"They SUCK at golf!!! That raptor is 27 over par!!!!!" Eric screamed.
"AAAAHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THEY SUCK!!!" Paul yelled in a high-pitched voice.
The raptor walked up to Paul and said, "What!? What did you say?!"
"Oh, uh, nothing!" stammered Paul.
"I think not!!!" cried the raptor, and with a crunch, bit Paul's head off.
Grant shrieked when he saw what happened, and then screamed in a girly voice, "I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"
He then went and hid under a log.
Eric and Amanda hid behind a rock, armed with golf clubs.
With a start, Grant woke up from his dream...er...nightmare.
2 hours later
Grant walked with Amanda, Paul, and Eric behing him.
Up ahead, a giant sign appeared. Beyond the sign, there was a vast field shrouded with fog.
The Sign read: JURASSIC PAR
"AHHHH!!! MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE!!!! WHAT KIND OF MYSTICAL AND POWERFUL BEING WOULD BESTOW SUCH IRONY UPON US!?!?" Grant shrieked.
Suddenly, the leaf covering the last part of the sign fell away, revealing the rest of the sign. It now read:JURASSIC PARK.
"Oh. Never mind." Grant said sheepishly.
"Right. Okay." said Eric.
They continued on their journey, without encountering any more golfing raptors.
Soon, they came to another giant sign.
It read: JURASSIC POOL
"Oh my God," whispered Grant.
"What is it?" asked Amanda, feaful.
"Its a pool!" Grant replied.
"For what!?" Amanda Asked.
"Jesus!!! How dumb ARE you!?!?!"
The End
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