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How to Survive lessons 4-6
By climbhigh8589
How to survive lessons 4-6
4. Bring Supplies.
Here is Bob. He forgot to bring toilet paper.
While he is rumaging around for an adequete-sized leaf, he gets eaten by a t-rex.
To eliminate this problem, he should have brought extra supplies, including toilet paper.
Now, here is Jane. SHE remebered to bring toilet paper.
By doing so, she has learned the fourth lesson of survival. BRING SUPPLIES.
Also, she keeps her personal hygene high.
However, when some raptors smell what she left behind, they kill her.
It would have been even more wise to bring plastic bags.
5. Bring flares.
Here is Bill. He is walking in the jungle at night. Little does he know, a spinosaurus is following him.
Pretty soon, he sees it, but is is too late.
The spinosaurus eats him.
Ben, on the other hand, is walking with a flare.
He is able to see the spinosaurus from the light the flare gives off. He sees it, and is able to escape.
He has just learned the fifth lesson of survival. BRING FLARES.
However, he later drops the flare and burns himself to death.
6. DONT GO ON THE ISLAND IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!
George likes dinosaurs. Alot.
So, he decides to go to Isla Sorna.
When he gets there, he dies.
Felix, however, doesn't go to the Island, even though he loves dinosaurs. Alot.
He does not die.
He learned the sixth lesson of survival. DONT GO TO THE ISLAND INFESTED WITH MEAT EATING PREDATORS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!
However, he lives in L.A. and gets shot.
Now that you've learned the six lessons of survival, you can survive on Isla Sorna. Even though you're not supposed to go there in the first place.....
THE END
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1/28/02 4:41:55 PM
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