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Ben The Flooder Slayer - Episode 2x05 - Biological Computer
By beno_yo
FALCON GLICK’S CASTLE
Falcon Glick and his Monk, Glass are looking over a spell book.
Falcon: Did you bring the picture up?
Glass: Yes, sir.
Falcon: Good.
Falcon took the picture from the Monk. It was a picture of Ben. He starred at it.
Glass: Master, what about Becky?
Falcon: Let her rest, we’ll do the evil today.
Glass: Are you okay?
Falcon: No, It amazes me how he can be a pain in the ass. Mine especially.
Glass: We will take care of him now, my master.
Falcon: That we will.
Falcon started reciting in Latin. It was some sort of a spell. A green glow emerged from the book and went poof in the air.
BEN’S BEDROOM
Ben was lying on his side, cuddling with Para. The green cloud appeared in his bedroom and engulfed the both of them.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER THEME by NERF HERDER
Starring
Beno_yo as Ben Summers
ParaGirl as Para Harris
Icebreaker as Ice Masterson
JurassicChic31 as Anya Masterson
Aussie Embryo as Tara McClay
Seth Rex as Flooder31/Seth Rex
Mandee as Amanda Rosenberg
&
Brad as Brad Giles
CREATED By: BEN CORNETT
~Commercial~
Dino-Snore looked out the window and saw the large brown Flooder Ship
approaching. " EVASIVE! ". The Eagle turned and the big booster on back
spurred to life, but it does not seem to work. " 3/4 POWER! “, it doesn’t
work, " HALF POWER! “, it still doesn’t work, " FULL POWER! ". DS, Jet
[Written By Dino-Snore]
, and Firebird felt an invisible hand pressing down on their bodies...
Max sat in his Lair, looking at the Eagle on the monitor trying to get away
from his Flying Magnet; He turns to see a Flooder walk up. " What do you
want me to do with the Flooder Slayer and the Engineer? " He asked, Max
then looked at the Eagle, which just got away from the Flying Magnet, and
replied with, " Prepare them..."
` Suddenly, the Eagle has just escaped the grip of the Ship
when something happens. " DS, THE SHIP, IT'S TRANSFORMING! " Yells
Parasail from his action station. DS looks out the window to see the
Flooder ship has turned into a Green Beam of light. " CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
!!!!!! " Yelled Jet as the bolt of energy surrounded the Eagle and dragged
it toward the Mines.
[Guest Starring Dac]
Having lost track of
Things after the Eagle was hit, Dino-Snore woke up in the pilot's seat. "
Where are we? " Asks Firebird, she looks outside and sees the mines, but
what's different is that the Miners' Vehicles are all there stacked up on
one another, next to the pile-up is a wrecked Recon Van, the same one that
Ben and Dilo-Dude took. In the
Passenger Module of the Eagle, DS pulls a BLAST RIFLE off the rack and
gives it to Para while Jet and Firebird are trying to contact Alpha
Base. " It's useless, that Energy bolt must have transferred the Eagle and
the others into another Dimension! " says Jet. But on the Vida Screen, Max
came on. " HELLO! I AM SORRY FOR THAT LIITLE STUNT I PULLED, NOT! " In
the background on the Screen, Flooders have pushed in Ben and Dilo-Dude ,
Dilo-Dude has several Bandages on him. But when Ben saw the Monitor, he
grabbed a piece of Rock and killed several Flooders, " HE'S LYING,
DINO-SNORE, and HE’S LYING GET OUT WILE YOU STILL C-ACK! “, Ben was cut off by
[Dan Finkelstein as Dan]
a Laser Bolt from a Flooder that just entered the room. " YOU STUPID MEMBER
, GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT! " Yelled Max as the Flooder dragged Ben off, "
MY SECURITY FORCES WILL NOW COME AND GET YOU! " Max killed the Link.
[Jet]
" I
say we get out of here! " said Dino-Snore quietly as he opened the Eagle
door and saw a cave nearby, " Firebird, stay here. “, DS, Jet, Dac,
and Para grab Field Jackets and PHASE PISTOLS and step out onto the
dirt...
[Dino-Snore]
In Max's Lair, Flooders just strapped Dilo-Dude to a chair and leave the
room just as a cap lowers onto his head. " What's going on? “, Yells an
Injured Dilo-Dude just before the machine DRAINS HIS BRAIN! "
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHGHG AH AH GGHGHHG!!!
[Executive Producer – Ben Cornett]
AGGGGHGHGHGHGHHGHGG " Soon,
Dilo-Dude is silent.
(Inside the Mines, DS, Dac, Jet, and Para are moving through a
corridor of rock silently, DS stops to pick up a chunk of metal)
DS: Triennium!
Para: We need more chunks of these!
(DS places the Chunk in his Bag.)
(Suddenly, a chipping sound is heard nearby. Curious, the Team moves
towards the sound until they see...THE MISSING MINERS! )
Jet: That's odd; they all seem to not notice us.
Dac: Might be Brain Damage.
(DS suddenly sees movement off to his right and sees Dilo Dude climb down a
Ladder and Pick up a Pick-Axe.)
DS: Dilo Dude?
(DS walks forward but is thrown back by a Flash of Green light)
Para: I knew it, Force field...LOOK OUT!
(They all turn and see a Flooder aiming his Weapon at them, DS acts fast
and brings up his Phase Pistol, blasting the Flooder into dust.)
DS: We just set off the Alarm, lets get out of here!
(The Group turns and starts to run when Max appears.)
Para (Bringing up the Blast Rifle): IT'S MAX, I'LL BLAST HIM!
DS: NO, WAIT!
(Para fires, the Laser Bolt bounces off the Force field in front of Max
and hits an astonished Para, killing him.)
DS: PHASE PISTOLS!
(The Group all draws their Phase Pistols and drop them as they start to melt
) Dac: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!
(They turn to run when a DOZEN LASER BEAMS hit them from behind!)
(DS wakes up in a cell, alone, gear taken away.)
Firebird: You awake?
(DS turns and sees Firebird in a Hallway, as he gets up, he walks into the
Force field, landing on his back)
Firebird: On second thought, you okay?
DS: Yeah.
(Sounds of Footsteps in the Hallway, Firebird runs off just as Max and 3
Flooders, come up and " Unlock " DS's cell)
Max: You will come with me.
(They start down the hallway, DS and Max in front.)
Max (Opening door at the end of the hallway): BEHOLD, PSYCHO, THE
BIOLOGICAL COMPUTER!
DS: That's nice, where are my friends?
(Max presses a button that opens a panel in the wall, showing Jet, Dac,
and Ben hooked up to Psycho.)
Max: Now I want you to Call Dan's or else I will suck the brains out of
their heads so fast... (At Dan's Office
)
Dan: Dino-Snore, what’s going on?
DS: I am calling on order to send for backup at the Mines, things are okay
here, we need al, the hands we could get.
Dan: You need authorization.
DS: Authorization Code...DIRECTIVE FOUR.
Dan: Understood, Dan Out.
(Dan then starts the communicator again)
Man: Alpha Base, who is calling?
Dan: Dan Finklestein calling with a Directive Four.
Man: What has been ordered to be blown up?
Dan: The Fan-Fic Mines.
(At Alpha Base, a Robot Eagle filled with Explosives lifts off...)
~COMMERCIAL~
(At Flooder HQ)
Max: Ahh. The First Eagle (Beep) WHAT, EXPLOSIVES (BEEEEEEPP)
BLOW IT UP! (On the screens the Robot Eagle
explodes)
(In the cell)
Jet: YOU WHAT...A DIRECTIVE FOUR!
(Jet lunges at DS but Dac and Ben hold him back)
Ben: I heard an Explosion, must have been that Eagle.
(Back at Dan’s, Buildings start to Explode as Combat Eagles lift off again
to Fight) Dan: DJP3P TO ALPHA BASE, WHAT'S GOING ON
!
Man: We are under attack; Several Combat Eagles have been destroyed!
(Outside Dan's window, a ship explodes in a Ball of flame as more ships
fire their Lasers) (Back at the cell, Firebird
appears and disables the Force field, the others walk out)
Ben: Here's the plan, DS, you battle Max, Jet, start up the Eagle and
wait for us, Dac and I will try to collect as many Miners as we can to take
back, Firebird will help DS, LET'S GO! (They
split up)
(Various shots of the good guys at work trying to escape: Dac and Ben
start killing Flooders in the mines, Jet gets inside the Eagle, Firebird
and DS ransacking Max's Command Center and Psycho.)
DS (After smashing a console that starts a heavy Fire): I DID SOMETHING
BAD, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (DS drags Firebird off)
(In the mines)
Ben: LOOK!
(Dac sees Dillon Dude walk up to them only for Him and the Miners to get
KILLED by 2 and a Half Tons of Rock)
Dac: NO!
Ben (Dragging Dac off): Let's go, come on!
(Soon everyone is in the Eagle and the Eagle is in the air)
DS: FULL POWER, FULL POWER!
(The Eagle is speeding away when the Mine explodes and Explodes into a
Bigger Explosion) Everyone: AGGGHHHH!!!!
(Soon, an Eagle with burn marks on the side is flying over Dan's JP3 Page)
Dan: YOUR BACK, What happened?
DS: We have 30 Casualties, including Dilo Dude and Para, but we got
Ben back and smashed Max's One-dimensional lair.
Dan: We have 10 Casualties here, all Eagle Pilots.
DS: Well I'll be darned!
BEN’S BEDROOM
The bright yellow sunlight burst through. Para and Ben woke up.
Ben and Para: What The Fu-
FALCON’S CASTLE
Falcon: I’m such an Idiot!! That was the wrong spell!! We banned him to a dream that he would wake up from, not from the dream world! DAMMIT!
Glass: It’s okay sir, I-
Falcon punched him. Falcon’s rage then brought out his stegosaurus tail. He swung it at Glass, knocking him backwards.
Falcon: It’s okay…I’ll figure something else out.
BLACK SCREEN
EVECUTIVE PRODUCER
BEN CORNETT
And now, an exclusive trailer for “STAR WARS : EPISODE III…
Fox Pictures
Lucas Film LTD
~A Republic shuttle flying toward a battleship
I fear for Anakin, Obi-wan said.
~Anakin standing out of his homestead on Tatooine at night
Warned you, I did years ago. Clouded his future was. Now look at him, Yoda said.
~Count Dooku standing in front of Darth Sidious
Without Anakin, our prophecy is lost, Mace Windu warned.
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- A Seth Rex Fan Fiction, in association with Administration Moderated Productions.
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3/25/2002 3:45:30 PM
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