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    For a long time, the spinosaurus was shown in palentoligical drawings as having a t-rex-like skull. Recent discovereies, however, prove the spino had a long, thin snout. (From: Raptor-Rex)
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    Ben The Flooder Slayer - Episode 2x03 - Lie To Me, Again
    By beno_yo

    GRAVEYARD – Late Night…

    Para, all in black military “elite” garb was patrolling with her now back from the dead boyfriend, Ben Summers, or, as he’s known as the Slayer. Ben was wearing his typical baggy jeans and a button up shirt un-tucked and his long leather coat.

    Para: And that was the last one we killed.
    Ben: So you guys were quite busy down here. Funny…Becky never…err…sorry.
    Para: For what?
    Ben: The whole use of “Becky.” She’s done with, we’re done…you and I are here and now.

    Para put her hand out. Ben grabbed it. The two walked together as if they were in the most romantic place, alas a graveyard, is not the best place, but still.

    Para: That’s all right, baby.
    Ben: How long was I gone?
    Para: About 146 days…I counted. They were long, and the nights were harder.
    Ben: I did what I had to do.
    Para: I know.
    Ben: Why is Brad being all avoidy?
    Para: I don’t think he’s being ‘avoidy,’ just has to worry about this new slayer and the new thing that was at the museum.
    Ben: The thing at the museum I knew about…what’s this about a new slayer?
    Para: Oh, well, when you died, someone was called here to take over.
    Ben: But I’m back.
    Para: Well, he’s here…and he’s already warned of the watcher’s council coming.
    Ben: Balls…
    Para: What?
    Ben: They are the most difficult people to please…you can’t get around them.
    Para: Oh?
    Ben: Yeah…and they’ll probably put me back at slayer status…
    Para: And that’s bad?
    Ben: Well, if I’m not, I wont take it personally.

    They smiled.

    They stopped at a gravesite that was freshly buried.

    Para: Ben…
    Ben: Para…
    Para: You go first.
    Ben: You go.
    Para: Well…okay, I just want to tell you, that as much of a risk it was, I’m glad your back. My life was hard without you here to protect me and I would miss you for all eternity. And now that you’re free from that Hell Dimension, we can pick back up where we left off.
    Ben: I wasn’t in…

    A flooder jumped up from the dirt at the gravesite. As the flooder punched Para, Ben retaliated with a kick to the face. The flooder was dazed and Ben tackled him to the ground. After rolling over about six times, the two ended up apart from Para. Ben and the flooder were now punching each other. Ben reached inside of his coat and pulled his wooden spike out. The flooder kicked Ben back.

    Meanwhile, Para pulls out a stun gun but is stopped by the monk, Glass. Glass holds Para back, but she frees herself as she kicks him in the groin. Para runs towards Ben, but is whipped back into Seth’s tomb by a huge tail.

    Ben now on his feet, dazed from the kick of the flooder now gets tackled and they roll right back into where Para is.

    Ben looks at his hand and his spike is gone.

    The door to Seth’s Crypt opens. Seth comes out with the crossbow. Seth shoots the wooden stake at the flooder. The flooder desinigrates to dust. A huge roar is released. A dinosaur emerges from the shadows and it morphs down to a man who is in “General” garb. His face is hideous as he is a human-reptile.

    Falcon: So you’re the slayer…didn’t think you’d be so easy.
    Ben: And you’re the thing from the museum.
    Glass: He’s no thing…he’s a God.
    Ben: Oh please…I’ve killed God’s and I’ve been with the one God.
    Falcon [to Glass]: What is he rambling about?
    Ben: Oh, I’m just saying, I’ve battled anything and everything you can throw at me.
    Falcon: Have you ever fought a predator?
    Ben: Oh tons.
    Falcon: I’m talking about one with killer claws and could easily kill you and spill your intestines out.
    Ben: Oh…one of those. [A pause.] Nope.
    Glass: Master, let’s leave to plan.

    Falcon turns his head to Glass.

    Falcon: What are you talking about? The slayer is right here and I can kill him.

    Ben whispers something to Para as she starts to walk off. He gives a hand gesture to Seth and Seth steps back in his crypt.

    Falcon’s head snaps back to Ben.

    Ben: So what are you doing here?
    Falcon: The Hell-Mouth? I had to be here…this is the center of mystical events, and once I can master it, I will rule all and bring my kind back.
    Ben: Oh please. I’ve heard this before.
    Falcon: I wouldn’t be so sure of myself if I were you…I am quite powerful.
    Ben: As am I.
    Falcon: How did it feel?
    Ben: How did what feel?
    Falcon: To be pulled from Heaven? To be brought back to this Hell that is Earth. She lied to you.

    Ben fell to his knees.

    Ben: Who told you this?
    Falcon: I know it all. You were killed battling a friend of mine and you died with him. But your friends couldn’t bare the work that you did so they brought you back. They tore you from Heaven…
    Ben: Who lied to me?
    Falcon: Your lover…Becky, I believe…she told your friends that you were in Hell.

    Falcon stood right in front of Ben. He pulled his hand back.

    Falcon: Now I’ll finish the job that I intended to do.

    Falcon’s hand changed to a huge Spinosaurus hand.

    BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER theme by NERF HERDER



    Starring
    Beno_yo as Ben Summers
    ParaGirl as Para Harris
    Icebreaker as Ice Masterson
    JurassicChic31 as Anya Masterson
    Aussie Embryo as Tara McClay
    Seth Rex as Flooder31/Seth Rex
    Mandee as Amanda Rosenberg
    &
    Brad as Brad Giles



    ~Commercial~


    GRAVEYARD, Same Night

    Para ran to the gate of the graveyard. She got on her two-way.
    [Guest Starring John Arnold]
    Para: Lieutenant Harris to base, Lieutenant Harris to base!

    She waited for a response but was knocked down from behind. She rolled over to see her attacker.
    [Dan Finkelstein]
    SGD: Hello Baby…Miss me?

    OUTSIDE OF SETH’S CRYPT

    Glass: Hurry master…get this over with.
    Falcon: Shut up. I want to enjoy this.

    [Becky]

    Out of nowhere, Falcon’s hand changed back to human form and he was formed as a Flooder.

    Falcon: Sorry big guy…but I’ve always wanted to tally a Slayer.

    [Rivvir]

    Falcon leaned in to Ben’s neck. Inches away from biting into it.

    Brad: Stop right there.

    Falcon stopped and turned around.

    [Vanessa]

    Brad walked forward; he was holding a knife to Glass’ throat.

    Brad: Step away.
    Falcon: Release him.

    [Dac]

    Brad: You go first.
    Falcon: Fine.

    Falcon walked away from Ben.

    [SGD]

    Brad pulled the knife away and kicked Glass down to the ground. Falcon spun around revealing a huge Stegosaurus tail. Ben jumped to his feet and stopped the tail. While holding it, Brad ran forward and cut into the tail. Falcon screamed in pain. Brad pulled some of the skin off and ran.

    Ben released Falcon.

    Ben: Let this be your first lesson. Don’t piss me off.

    Falcon and Glass ran off.

    Brad: Are you all right?
    Ben: Yeah, I’m fine.

    A pause.

    [Episode Written, Directed and Produced By: Ben Cornett]

    Ben: Are you all right?
    Brad: I think I am.
    Ben: Where were you? You came from nowhere.
    Brad: I had a feeling you’d be out patrolling.
    Ben: Am I even supposed to do this anymore?
    Brad: What do you mean?
    Ben: With a new slayer and all…
    Brad: Yes, unfortunately that happens.
    Ben: I’m glad you’re here to help me.

    Brad gives Ben a look.

    In the background they hear a very high-pitched scream.

    Ben: Para!

    Ben starts to run off and sees a loose branch on a tree. He kicks it down and breaks it across his knee to give him a wooden stake.

    Ben ran to the Gate of the Graveyard to only find that Para was beating the hell out of SGD. SGD let out another scream.

    Ben: What in the hell is going on?
    Para: Sorry…defending myself.
    Ben: Don’t be sorry. Continue in the pummeling.
    SGD: Ben, wait…please!! I have something to tell you about this new guy!
    Ben: Stop.

    Para stopped.

    Ben: What?
    SGD: He’s looking for the key.
    Ben: The key?
    SGD: Yes…and you know very well who the key is.
    Ben: Yeah…and he happens to be in England.
    SGD: So what’s stopping Falcon from getting him and killing us all?
    Ben: Why do you care? And why won’t you stay dead?
    SGD: I don’t care, and uh…because I can’t?
    Ben: Really.
    SGD: Yeah.
    Ben: Continue.

    Para started to beat SGD up again.

    Ben: Wait.

    Para stopped.

    Ben walked to Para and pulled her stun gun. He shot it at SGD.

    Ben: Take him to the Elite’s headquarters…and dispose of him.
    Para: Really?
    Ben: Well, use him to your disposal.
    Para: Will do. I’ll be in late.
    Ben: Okay.

    The two kissed.

    Ben walked off to his house, followed by Brad, as Brad talked to him.

    Dac pulled up to the Graveyard in the black SUV. He helped Para load up the flooder.

    The two took off.

    ~Commercial~

    ICE’S APARTMENT

    Ice and Anya are up re-planning for the wedding.

    Anya: This is harder than it was before.
    Ice: Why?
    Anya: I don’t know.
    Ice: Okay…well what are you having problems on?
    Anya: The bridesmaid’s dresses, and my family…
    Ice: Your family…I thought we agreed they weren’t coming.
    Anya: Why? Your family was at the first one.
    Ice: And they’ll be at the second one.
    Anya: Well?
    Ice: What?
    Anya: It’s 12 AM! I’m going to bed.
    Ice: Are you mad?
    Anya: Yes…and I think your sleeping on the couch tonight.
    Ice: WHAT?

    Anya slammed the door to the bedroom and locked it. Ice got his clothes on and slammed the front door as he walked out of the apartment.

    Anya stood against the bedroom door sobbing a little.

    Ice walked through town and reached Ben’s house. Ben’s house was absolutely dark. Ben heard a knock at the door and flipped the lights on, he started to make his way down stairs and he opened the door.

    Ben: Ice, what are you doing here?
    Ice: I know it’s early, or well, late, and you probably don’t want to see me, but I had no where else to go.
    Ben: God. This place is turning into a hotel.
    Ice: I’m still at my place, Anya and I got into a fight.
    Ben: Oh…well come on in.

    Ice came in and took his shoes off.

    Ice: So what have you been up to?
    Ben: Patrolling, I guess.
    Ice: Well that’s fun. How are your hands?
    Ben: They’re better.
    Ice: I’m so sorry.
    Ben: It’s not your fault.
    Ice: Yes it is. Becky told me you were in a hell dimension and I had to save you.
    Ben: You’ve talked to Becky?
    Ice: Yes…why?
    Ben: When?
    Ice: The night of us bringing you back.

    Ben thought for a while.
    **Flashback**
    [Ben: Who was that?]
    [Becky: Someone who needed someone up here.]
    [Ben: Do you think the gang misses me?]
    [Becky gives him a “What the Hell are you thinking” look.]
    [Becky: Of course they do.]


    Ben: Oh my god.
    Ice: What?
    Ben: How did you contact her?
    Ice: Through an incantation.
    Ben: Tell me it.
    Becky: No need for it, Ben. I’m right here.

    Becky appeared right before their eyes.

    Ben: You lied to my friends…why did you do that?
    Ice: Huh?
    Becky: Perhaps you and I should talk in private.
    Ben: Ice, I’ll be right back. Watch the house.

    Ben followed Becky.

    THE ELITE HEADQUARTERS

    John: So this is the famous SGD.
    Para: Yes.
    John: Good work, Lieutenant.
    Para: Thank you, General.
    John: I’ll take over from here. You go home, get some rest…be with your boyfriend.
    Para: Thank you sir.

    Para headed off to the house.

    John: Doctor, insert the V-Chip into his brain.
    Doctor: Are you sure?
    John: Yes…this will stop him from any sort of attacking at all costs.
    Doctor: Yes sir.
    John: Nurse?
    Vanessa: Yes?
    John: My God…you look hungry.
    Vanessa: My stomach is a little empty…what did you have in mind?
    John: Anything sounds fine to me, how about you?
    Vanessa: Just let me finish helping the doctor.
    John: Oh but of course.

    Vanessa smiled at John as he smiled back while checking her out.

    ~Commercial~

    BEN’S FRONT YARD

    Para walked up the sidewalk to the house as he saw Ben was leaving with Becky.

    Para: What’s going on here?
    Becky: I have some explaining to do.
    Para: Oh…well, that’s fine.
    Becky: I’m so glad you approve of my judgment.

    Para walked towards the house mouthing the word “bitch.”

    Becky and Ben kept walking together.

    Becky: I’ll come flat out and tell you this, I lied because they weren’t ready for you to leave and we weren’t ready for you up there.
    Ben: Who are you to determine that? Becky, I was actually happy and then you lie to my friends and tell them to do a spell and take me back? How dare you.
    Becky: I had to…baby. It was the only way.
    Ben: DON’T call me baby.
    Becky: Sorry.
    Ben: Just like before…everyone apologizes to me. I can’t stand it.
    Becky: I have to go.
    Ben: Yeah, it figures. You come down here ruin my life and leave. Thanks for nothing.

    Becky floats up to heaven.

    Ben walks to the graveyard on for a final patrol for the night.

    THE ELITE HEADQUARTERS – Medical Wing

    SGD was strapped down to a bed, trying to break free. Vanessa walks up with a syringe and injects a sedative into him. SGD slowly started to ease.

    Dr. Game: Is he ready?
    Vanessa: Yes, sir.
    Dr. Game: All right, you’re free to take off.

    Vanessa left the room and walked towards the Locker Room. John stopped her.

    John: Are you ready?
    Vanessa: Yeah, just give me a second.

    They smiled.

    BRAD’S HOUSE

    Brad was tossing and turning in his bed. He let out a few moans as he is having a nightmare.

    Vivid images of Falcon Glick run through his mind, an army of monks walking towards a big flaming cross.

    Falcon and Ben exchange a series of punches as Falcon morphs into a Raptor. Ben kicks the raptor in the back of the neck, knocking it down. The defenseless raptor morphs into Falcon’s human form.

    Ben is now being crucified on a huge wooden cross with wooden spikes being drove through. Falcon morphs into a huge T-Rex and uses his tail to knock Brad into a fire.

    Brad jumps up in his bed, sweating and panting. He looks at the clock and its 1:15 am.

    Brad gets out of his bed and pulls a lot of books down and starts to research for anything on a “dinosaur-man-flooder.”



    GRAVEYARD
    Ben was walking in the graveyard. He reached his old gravesite.

    Ben: I’ve been buried here twice.
    Becky: I know.

    Becky Re-appeared

    Ben: Saved and ruined twice by the same person.
    Becky: I’m sorry.
    Ben: Ya know, for the rest of the conversation will you please refrain from saying the words “I’m” and “Sorry” in the same sentence?
    Becky: I’ll try.
    Ben: Okay.
    Becky: Now the reason I told them all that you were in hell was so that you would be back here, something was threatening the earth so bad that only you could have stopped it.
    Ben: Yet when I died twice, two slayers were called…they couldn’t stop it?
    Becky: They’re not you. You have something they don’t have.
    Ben: What’s that?
    Becky: The power of life.
    Ben: Huh?
    Becky: It will be explained somewhere down the road, but you have a few heads up on the other slayers.
    Ben: And what am I supposed to do with this Majestic?
    Becky: Well, that’s your area. The watcher’s council will be coming soon. I suspect Dan and Rivvir to be with them.
    Ben: There is more to this than what it is.
    Becky: What do you mean?
    Ben: Tell me what else I’m supposed to know.

    The two starred at each other.

    Becky: Your parents are alive.

    Ben’s eyes got wide.

    ~Commercial~

    As Ben starred intently at Becky, the ground started to shake.

    FALCON’S CASTLE

    Falcon: And arrive they shall, a force of many, a force of power. A force to be reckoned with, a force to be with me. I summon the flooders to arrive and work for me.

    Falcon smiled as his castle was shaking.

    Glass: Master, perhaps we should’ve aimed for less chaos.
    Falcon: What do you mean? We shall take out the Slayer and whatever is left will return to me.

    GRAVEYARD

    The semi-earthquake made it hard to hear, and wind blowing didn’t help, so Ben and Becky had to yell, as they were trying to stand still and talk as if nothing was wrong.

    Ben: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
    Becky: THEY ARE DIVORCED, BUT YOUR MOTHER IS VERY MUCH ALIVE!
    Ben: REALLY?
    Becky: YES!
    Ben: WHERE ARE THEY?
    Becky: I HAVEN’T A CLUE. I HAVE TO GO!
    Ben: WAIT!
    Becky: WHAT?
    Ben: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
    Becky: I DON’T KNOW!

    With that said, or yelled, Becky drifted back to heaven. The ground shook wildly and the winds blew hard as Ben was knocked in through the door to Seth’s crypt.

    Seth: Well kiss my grits.
    Ben: What the hell is going on?
    Seth: I don’t know. Contact your watcher.
    Ben: Oh thanks for the help.
    Seth: I’m watching TV.

    Ben punched Seth. Seth fell to the ground.

    Out of nowhere, the chaos stopped. The ground was done moving and the winds weren’t blowing.

    Seth: What the hell was that for?
    Ben: You pissed me off.
    Seth: Oh?
    Ben: Quiet.

    The two listen as they here moaning from outside.

    Ben held his stomach.

    Ben: Ouch!
    Seth: What is it?
    Ben: My Slayer Sense is tingling.
    Seth: Well what do you suppose we do, Spidey?
    Ben: Shut up.

    Ben slowly approached the door to the crypt. He listens as a few moans are turned into screams.

    Ben steps outside and sees 48 flooders and Majestic out in the middle staking them.

    Ben: Oh shit! Seth, Get a crossbow for you and me. We have some work to do.

    Seth does as he’s told and the two step out. Ben loads the crossbow. He fires at the fray taking out two flooders, as the stake goes through the one and right into the other. Ben starts going forward and the flooder’s turn around and charge to him. Ben pulls a wooden spike out from his sock. He starts thrusting them at the flooders who ran forth first. The group slows down as they see that Ben has now taken down 8 flooders. The rest of them run back to Majestic, who does the same thing. Ben shoots two shots, one to his left, the other to his right, taking 3 flooders out on each side, totaling up to 6. Majestic took out 8 more.

    Ben: 24 left! Seth, Take some out!

    A flooder perked up to that and ran over to Seth. Seth’s crossbow was jammed.

    Flooder: Man, what is your deal? Your one of us!
    Seth: You nit, your going against a slayer…are you brainless?

    The flooder started to think. Seth punched him to the ground. Reaching for his lighter, he opened it and poured some of the fluid on the flooder’s face. He then sealed it back up and sparked the lighter. The flooder’s face was engulfed with flames. He started to run around looking like a chicken with his head cut off, and then suddenly, poof. He was dust.

    Seth: That was fun.

    Majestic and Ben were back to back.

    Ben: What’s your plan.
    Majestic: Don’t die.
    Ben: Good plan.

    The two charge forward with their wooden spikes and take out 5 a piece, totaling 10.
    Majestic: Lucky 13.

    The 13 remaining flooders charge but are stopped when a Ptereandon appears above them.

    The creature lands and morphs into Falcon, in his human body with nasty scaly skin.

    Using his powers, he thrusts his hand out and Seth is pulled right into his possession. He then puts a wooden spike to Seth’s heart, but doesn’t push it in.

    Falcon: How dare you defy me again, Slayer. You have made this entire thing more difficult than you can believe.
    Ben: I try.
    Falcon: You don’t realize that I have three forms to be killed in. You can take me out as a flooder, but I shall arise a man with the power to become a dinosaur.

    Ben laughed.

    Falcon: What is so funny?
    Ben: That sounded LAME!
    Falcon: Not as bad as the sound your mother made when I beat the hell out of her.

    Ben stopped smiling and stepped right to his face. Falcon pushed Seth down.

    Ben: If you know ANYTHING about my mother than you speak up right now.

    Falcon’s body morphed into a flooder’s.

    Falcon: I sired her.

    Ben punched Falcon, but it didn’t faze him.

    Falcon: Listen…it’s silent.

    Wind whisked fast and then all of a sudden Falcon was clenching a wooden spike that was in his chest.

    Falcon fell to the ground. The 13 other flooders picked him up and took him back to his castle.

    A shadow came forward with a crossbow raised high.

    Majestic: It’s about time you got here!

    ~Commercial~

    GRAVEYARD

    Majestic: Where have you been?
    Voice: We got here about a day before the council.

    The shadow emerged into what light there was. It was Dan, accompanied by a teenage Rivvir.

    Majestic: Who’s that?

    HEAVEN

    Becky: To break the unbreakable is to bear the unbearable. Please forgive me for my love is not terrible. I mean you no harm so don’t be alarmed. Ben and Rivvir father and son you are not, but soon will be each other’s confidant.

    GRAVEYARD

    An orange glow swept through the site.

    Dan: This is Rivvir…he’s my apprentice.
    Majestic: Very nice to meet you Rivvir.
    Rivvir: Don’t patronize me.

    Ben laughed.

    Rivvir: Who are you?
    Ben: I’m Ben…The Flooder Slayer. You give me a feeling as if I’ve known you.
    Rivvir: Yeah, I get it too for some reason.
    Ben: That’s weird. [Ben focuses on Dan.] And you, sir. How are you?
    Dan: Oh, I’m fine. Where is Brad?
    Ben: Brad has kind of been iffy since the whole me dieing issue comes up every time he thinks.
    Majestic: Well, that’s a night for me.
    Ben: Likewise.

    Majestic, Dan and Rivvir all head off one way as Ben heads towards Seth. He helps him up.

    Ben: You all right?
    Seth: A little shaken, but I’ll be…err, of course I’m fine. Why are you helping me?

    Ben walked off and headed to Brad’s house.

    Seth: Sorry?

    BRAD’S KITCHEN

    Brad poured coffee in his cup as he was reading intensely on his finds.

    Ben knocked on the door.

    Brad answered it.

    Brad: What are you doing here so late?
    Ben: It’s early, and I got to thinking about some stuff.
    Brad: Oh really. Well, I just had a horrible nightmare and it made me want to do all this research.
    Ben: Really? I thought you enjoyed reading.

    Brad smiled.

    Ben: I ran into Dan.
    Brad: Dan’s here? Oh lord! I forgot the council was coming!! Are they all here already?
    Ben: No, it’s just Dan and his apprentice.
    Brad: That’s good.
    Ben: I also killed this Falcon guy. Well, I killed him as a flooder, but he’s still alive.
    Brad: How did you fare?
    Ben: I stood up to him.
    Brad: Good.
    Ben: I was in Heaven.
    Brad: Was it nice?
    Ben: Yeah.

    Brad thought for a second.

    Brad: What?
    Ben: I wasn’t in hell.
    Brad: But Becky said you were in Hell…that you were being tortured.
    Ben: Nope. I was there with her. I was so happy and then I was pulled out of there, by my friends.

    Ice ran into the kitchen.

    Ben: Ice? What are you doing here?
    Brad: Oh, I called a group meeting…research party.

    Ben walked into the living room to see Tara sitting on the rocking chair sobbing with Mandy comforting her. Anya looked up.

    Anya: Hey! We moved you.
    Ben: What?
    Anya: You’re at table 1 now.
    Ben: Thanks, An.
    Mandy: Well, we’re going to go home.
    Ben: Okay. Tell Para I’ll be in as soon as I can.
    Mandy: Okay.

    Mandy and Tara walked out.

    Ice: She really thought she was doing well.
    Ben: She did…it’s just the whole Becky thing.
    Ice: I’d love to stay and finish but Anya and I have a wedding to plan.

    Ben looked in awe.

    Ben: Your not looking forward to that.
    Ice: Trust me.

    Ice and Anya left, leaving Brad and Ben there.

    Ben: Well?
    Brad: Well what?
    Ben: I don’t know what I’m supposed to say.
    Brad: You needn’t say anything.
    Ben: It’d be simpler if I could just hate her. I think she wants me to.
    Brad: Becky?
    Ben: Yeah.
    Brad: She doesn’t mean anything by it.
    Ben: You know, it’s just, like, nothing’s simple. I’m always trying to work it out. Who to hate or love…who to trust…it’s like the more I know, the more confused I get.
    Brad: I believe that’s called growing up.
    Ben: I’d like to stop then.
    Brad: I know the feeling.

    They look at each other.

    Ben: Well, does it ever get easy?
    Brad: You mean life?
    Ben: Yeah, does it get easy?
    Brad: What do you want me to say?
    Ben: Lie to me.
    Brad: Yes it’s terribly simple.

    They walk to the living room and straighten things up, while talking.

    Brad: The good guys are noble and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats or even lumps and fangs on their face and we always defeat them and save the day. Nobody ever dies…and everyone lives happily ever after.


    Black Screen with Red Text

    Ben [Voice Over]: Liar.

    EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
    BEN CORNETT







    Narrator: Next Week…on an ALL NEW “Ben The Flooder Slayer”…
    ***LIKIN PARK - IN THE END***

    COLLEGE – Day Time

    Jurassic Claw: So are we all going to the Bronze later?
    Ice: Yeah…well, wait. Ben, are you up to it?
    Ben: I think so…I don’t think anything could go any worse than today.
    Jurassic Claw: What’s today?
    Ben: I’m starting college again…
    Jurassic Claw: Oh.

    Narrator: While trying to get back into the swing of things and getting into College Life…

    BEN’S HOUSE - Evening

    Anya: It’s official that it’s un-official.
    Para: What?
    Anya: That guy that married Ice and Me…yeah, he was just a demon that was killed.
    Para: So?
    Anya: So that’s why we’ve been re-planning.
    Para: Gotcha.
    Anya: So when are you and Ben going to…well, you know…?
    Para: Huh? [She thinks] oh, that, um. That’s totally up to him. I don’t know if he’s ready for that kind of a commitment.
    Anya: Suit yourself.

    Narrator: The Slayer runs right back into the same problems as before…

    Ben: So wait a second, if you’re here, than who is that?
    Jurassic Claw [clone]: I’m Jurassic Claw.
    Jurassic Claw: No…don’t listen to him! I’m the real Jurassic Claw.

    Ben looks confused, and then looks to Ice who is more puzzled.

    Ben: I think something’s wrong here?

    Narrator: All that and more Next Week on Ben The Flooder Slayer.


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