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    Jeff Goldblum was the original voice of villian "Duke Nukem" on the cartoon "Captain Planet and the Planeteers". (From: Jedi Malcolm)
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    Tollbooth Willy
    By TyrannoRex112

    Welcome to Wester dollar 25 please
    Hey how ya doin tollbooth willy?
    Good, thank for askin pa
    Oh thats great you know considering you're a fucking idiot
    Go fuck youself ya son of a bitch i'll come outta the booth and fuckin whack ya, ya fuckin prick
    Hey Hey Willy how's it goin?
    Hey can't complain pa how's about you?
    Aw, great great, how much?
    The state charge is a dollar 25 pa
    That's fine, now should you i give you the money or should i shove the quarters directly up your fat ass he he
    Why you fuckin hard on I'll fuckin cop n fist your fuckin head with a louiseville fuckin slugger whatd'ya think of that ass fuck
    Hi Willy
    Oh nice to see ya ma'am, not a bad day uh?
    Well i'm a little lost can you help me out i hear you're the best with directions
    Well i know my way around New England i can tell ya that much so where ya headin?
    Well i was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass, you know if you'd tell me i'd appreciate it you fuckin prick
    You fuckin bitch fuck you, You forgot to pay the fuckin toll you dirty whore i'll fuckin drop you with a boot to the fuckin skull you cum guzziling queef
    Hey Willy
    Hey how are ya?
    Here's a dollar 25 and go fuck yourself
    Ah ya fuckin prick i hope you choke on a fuckin bottle cap ya fuckin son of a fuck eat shit eat my shit
    Hello Willy good to see you
    Hey Bishop Nelson nice to see ya that was quite a sermon you had the other day
    Well i do my best
    Dollar 25 Bishop
    Dollar 25 Willy..Isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blow job you piece of dog shit
    Oh have another one you fuckin lush, It's not my fault the bartender cut ya off last night ya fuckin douce bag
    Hey
    Well hey
    Yeah..do you want the money or should i just shove the quarters directly up your fat ass
    Well i already heard that one you fuckin unoriginal bastard go suck a cock ya piece of fuckin repeatin shit
    Hi
    Oohh..Hi how are ya
    Fine thank you how much is the toll please?
    For you sweetheart it's a dollar 25
    Here ya go thank you
    Hey hey, honey would ya like reciept with that
    Oh i almost forgot thank you so much
    And here ya are
    Um..do you think you could sign it?
    Uh? sign it?
    Yeah, sign it Tollbooth Willy was here
    Okay sure, uh by the way what is this for?
    Just so i can have proof for my friends that i met the biggest fucking dipshit with the smallest dick alive, you understand
    Fuck you, ya fuckin humptidy bitch I'll fuckin fuck you and all your lesbian fish eatin friends in front of your fuckin mothers..You're gonna die bitch i'm coming outta the boooooooth
    Oooohh..my fuckin leg!
    Hey you ran over tollbooth willy?
    Oh my god! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up stinky dick licker
    Why you fuckin pricks i fuckin here every fuckin word you're sayin when this fuckin leg heals i'm gonna kick you guys new fuckin arseholes...(yelling back and forth) fuck you,you mother fuckers, i'll see you at the hospital, come to the hospital

    2/26/2003 8:10:37 PM

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