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Jurassic Park Breakout VIII: Dinos vs. Saddam
By Spino144
The “radio terrorist” sat patiently at his quarters, waiting, anticipating, listening. There was no sign of any invasion from America. At least, he hoped not. Those sick bastards, Saddam has done nothing wrong, but that Bush wants to get his hands wet in our affairs.
“Come in, Hassan!”
“Nothing to report, sir!”
“Carry on!” said his group leader. “...Wait! What’s this!?” His radio went off, and so did the terrorist’s that was listening for any news from America.
“Saddam! Is that you, brother!”
“HA HA HA HA HA! IT IS ME! THOSE SCUM WILL PAY! JAPAN IS NEXT!”
Saddam said, “HA HA HA HA HA!”
“And Korea too?”
“No! The females have no boobs there! HA HA HA HA AH!”
“Here’s the Saurian Bombs you requested sir!” said a soldier stationed near Saddam.
“Good!” said Iraq’s leader.
Suddenly, President Bush kicked open the door to Saddam’s cave, and charged forward in his M1-Tank. Killing like sixty of his soldiers in five seconds! “You thought that us
Americans were not strong enough to take this bitch down like a motherfucker! But you guys thought wrong! John Hammond’s dinosaurs are back and better then ever!”
“NO. HA HA HA! I MEAN NO! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!” said Saddam.
The dinosaurs charged and killed everyone!
Saddam went and hid under his jeep, and the fire started to burn out, and the screaming stated to die down. He heard foot steps around his jeep, and took a peek. The last thing he saw was the jaws of death closing around his head. The tyrannosaurs ate him, and America won the War on Terror! Go US
JURASSIC PARK BREAKOUT XIII: DINOS vs. SADDAM
one of Spino144's finest.
Dedicated to America!
12/1/2003 9:54:16 PM
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