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    Metroids
    By Spanish_Dan

    One day Samus an alien bountyhunter recieved a desturbing message.From the space station near the planet zius.

    Scientist:"help we are being invaded by metroid,they destroyed vital machinary which lead to the dinosaurs escaping there cages you must come quick...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH"

    Samus:"hello HELLO damn"

    Samus recieves another call from the president of the United States.

    President Hilary:"hello you must have heard by now that the spacestation that had a vital cd on there studys on evolution,if you can uptain this disc you will recieve alot of money."

    Samus gets geared up and heads for the space statin.She uses her X-ray vision to look into the space station she sees that there are Turkish people aboard the ship.

    Samus:"those damn Turkish basterds."

    She gets in and uses her armgun to kill to of the Turkish gaurds.she carefully walks into the main lab were the cd might be stored and sees a man dead with to holes in his head.

    Samus:"holy shit it aet his brain."

    Just then a group of metroids the size of basketballs attack Samus.Samus jumps to avoid the attack and fires grenades at the metroids to killn them.She finds papers with writing on it.It states that the dinosaurs had reached a mutated form of ea...BOOM.
    A Turkish man flies throught the door and almost into Samus.Then she hears an earth shatering ROAR.She readies her arm gun but that didnt help against the mutated half Spino half Stegosaur ram into her and cause her crashing into the wall and it starts beating her with its tail it moves in for the kill.Then a farmilar metroid comes and paralizes the mutant dino,while giving Samus a boost of energy then leaves.Samus was shocked to see her old alien friend the Super Metroid.Before the dino could get up she walks out of that room in search of the disk.A scientist running for his life he was being chased by a half compy half pteranodon. Samus screams duck and shoots 4 missiles at the mutant dino saving the scientist life.

    Samus:"listen do you no were a cd of records from all experaments are located?"

    Scientist:"O MY GOD HELP ME"

    Samus smacks the shit out of him and asks wheres the disk.

    Scientist:"the second floor"

    Samus:"Thank you bye."

    Samus walks away from a panicing scientist screaming for help.As she thinks damn this is ease money.

    TO BE CONTIUED...

    9/1/2002 11:46:46 PM

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