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The Land Before Time 127599947711100000293000349372744838221967755000010
By SmartRaptor
The Land Before Time
12759994771110000029300034937273744838221967755000010: THE "R" Rated DIRECTORS CUT
Little Foot Finally Dies!!!
One morning Little Foot was asleep by his mom snoring and some dinosaur couldn’t take it anymore, this certain kind of dinosaur was called SHARPTOOTH so he came over to Little Foot and woke him up and said “You snore like a Constipated Weiner Dog." Littlefoot had no reaction on his face as he told the SHARPTOOTH "Go to hell, you imperialist oprissor" "Well that does it! because of your rudeness I SHARPTOOTH am going to eat your mom ok.” “Ok” said Little Foot still half asleep.
The SHARPTOOTH was shocked, then he said “What?, did you say?”
Then Little Foot said “ Go ahead and eat her see if I care!”
“What?, oh well in that case how about eating your stupid little flying friend named Petrie” said SHARPTOOTH. Then suddenly Little Foot woke up and said “What! You can’t eat Petrie he is my friend! Oh please Mr. SHARPTOOTH don’t eat my friend Petrie, please you can eat my mother but please spare my precious stupid idiotic flying friend some slack.” Then SHARPTOOTH said feeling stupidly. “Wait a minute how stupid could I have been. I can eat your stupid idiotic flying friend, that would stop all of this singing, then I can eat your mother, and I can eat you to stop all that refarted snoring habit of yours, and in plus, it would be a subtacular dinner. And I wouldn’t have to act in these stupid, freaky, scary, idiotic, preschoolish movies man I should kill the director of these movies.
“what no please don’t eat meeeeeeee!!!!!!”
The SHARPTOOTH grabbed littlefoot and began to break his small, fragile bones. sharp crackle of the bones ecohed in littlefoot's ears as he screamed in extreme pain. The SHARPTOOTH then proceeded to insert his claw into littlefoots abdomin and made an incision. then he squeezed littlefoot like a spunge. Littlefoot screamed in pain as his intestines flopped onto the ground 15 feet below. blood and entrails spraid evreywhere as the SHARPTOOTH continued to entertain himself. Then the SHARPTOOTH plucked littlefoot's eye balls out, and force fed them to him. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" littlefoot exclamed screaming. then he placed the still screaming litlefoot into his mouth and repetivly bit down and chomped littlefoot into a bloody smoothie. and before you could know it Little Foot and his stupid little singing friends got eaten by the best dinosaur of the Great Valley (SHARPTOOTH)
and there was never ever again another Land Before Time Movie Again.
(Finally) The End
(Yes!)
2/12/2004 10:52:43 AM
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