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JuRaSsIC PaRk III StUpId VeRsIoN
By SmartRaptor
JuRaSsIc PaRk 111(stupid version)
[Plane crashes]
Amanda: where are we, we landed..
Grant: we landed on isla nubar
Amanda: but what are we doing here, what! What are we doin here!
Grant: it’s the sequel you idiot!
Amanda: but, I thought we were flying in a plane!
[Load fart happens]
Amanda: what was that?
Grant: hey don’t look at me I didn’t have any beans toda…
[t-rex appears]
Rex: it was me! I’m back!!!!!!!
Everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
[t-rex chokes on a dead dino]
rex:ahhh I swallowed it sick! Oh well I’m still hungry whos next on the list
peter: uh me sir I would like to go please!
Rex:okie dokie
[rex opens his mouth but an allosaurous pushes him aside]
rex:hey that’s my victom!
Al:no I saw him first!
Rex:get outa here wife!
Al:no hes mine or we fight to da death.
Rex: ha ha youre on!
[rex flicks al and al dies]
Rex: hahahahahahahahahahahah
[people run away]
Rex: huh! where day go!
Rex:this makes me mad
Rex:blegh blellllllllllggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Pig dino: you called?
Rex: Go get those humans and bring them back , ALIVE!
Pig dino: ok
[pig dino crawls off]
pig dino: oh ime gonna get those humans oh yeah ime gonna get yeah those ime those hum
[pig dino gets squashed buy large dino with a sail]
[2 raptors are talking to each other in their pen]
Red rap: hey mr.raptor friend, don’t you think since were in this war now with these humans don’t you think that velociraptor is kind of a stupid name for a meat eating dinosaur. How bout TO TO ANILATION!
Yellow rap: youre stupid
Red Rap: well at least I look cooler then you!
Yellow rap: what was that bud!
[two raptors fight and break down cage]
raptors:oh hohhhoohhhhhhhhhh
Red rap: hey hey! We were FREE! We can eat humans now!
[ two raptors eat a dead guy and the yellow raptor dies red raptor starts to lift of the ground]
Red Rap: hey hahahahah I can fly I I feel like a petronadon hahha I guess when we ate those humans they gave us magical powers and we can fly I can fly I can fly I can fly I can fly hey ill go tell the others NO!
That means we can fly out of our cadges so ill go fetch the humans and then well be the most fierce eating dinosaurs that ever lived, follow me mr. Camera man Wait you are a human filming me!
[raptor eats camera man and spino walks up]
Red rap: oh oh this human tastes so good now there are no camera man
Spino: what are you talking about there are a million camera mans in here
Red rap: what were what is this the Truman show?! Yes?
Spino: you will go back in your cadge or I will eat you your choice, preferably I would like to eat you but but its your choice
Red rap:how bout FLY!!!! Haha you cant get me haha
Spino:what! you can fly?
Red rap: yes duh
Spino:oh these humans must be magical I should eat one
[raptor takes human away from spino]
Red rap:no their mine MINE!
Spino: what! You idiot! Get back down here! Oh fine ill go find me my own human and then ill be gladley to rip you apart.
[the humans are in a hummer and spino hops on]
Grant: oh Amanda oh I think we have a new hitchhiker on board
Amanda: oh great! Hey whats your name?
Spino: spino!
Amanda: oh hi spino my names Amanda
Spino: oh your polite, hey um would you mind if I ate one of you so I could fly?
Amanda: oh sure here you can have um this extra in this movie
Spino: why thank you
Extra: oh ok here ill lay down right here so its really easy for you to eat me.
Spino: oh you humans are so stupid!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahah
[spino eats extra and goes into the air]
spino:wwweeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahah! now to teach that featherd raptor a leson!
[spino approaches raptor]
rap: oh Ive seen you’ve learned how to fly
spino;yes I have and now its time to teach you a lesson
[t-rex comes in]
t-rex: ill take it from here bro!
Rap:kick his @$$ rex!
Spino; wait I cant fly anymore what happened!
Rex: I made the director take it out of the script now we have a fair fight
[t rex fights and kills spino]
Rex: hahhhahahahhaha I know he could be easily defeted
[rex walks off and spino get up]
Spino: shhhhhh he thinks ime dead
[later the t rex comes to the humans]
Rex: time to die humans!
[spino comes in]
rex: ill kill you spino
[spino almost dies and rex eats grant]
rex: now to kill you
spino: wait before you do drink this , it will make you stronger
Rex; thank you (gulp gulp FARTTTTTTT!!!!!) owww you gave me a laxative you idiot!
[rex explodes and spino eats all of humans]
the end
8/25/2002 4:14:28 AM
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