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Freackasaurus By SmartRaptor
Hello, my name is John Hammond (the old guy with the bug cane) and I am about to die. Well, I have been for 40 years but now I really am and I want to be buried on isla nulblar and rest in peace with my children (the dinosaurs). So I’m on a helicopter now on my way to isla nulblar. The helicopter is ready to drop me off so here I goooooooo!!!!!. I jumped out of the plane and pulled the cord on my parachute I felt my bones snap as the parachute droped me to the ground like as soft as a rock. When I landed I saw one of my sons the rex. I looked at him and said “Burrie me! My son Burrie Me! I love you!. The rex just starred down and then with one big bite he Hammond swallowed whole. Well, it looks like the only place he’ll be buried is in a pile of dino sh*t. and that’s the end of the freakasaurus.
7/28/01 3:24:14 AM (Updated: 10/31/2002 2:01:29 PM)
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