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JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(The Lost World) Part 4
By SiLiEnT HuNtEr
Kelly has destroyed one of the trailers which is now speeding after Eddie. The whole last chapter was on that. So let's cut to the chase.
The trailer hits the man and he goes flipping off. The trailer honks as it gets closer. Than it speeds up and Eddie is devoured by it. He goes sliding on floor by Kelly's feet. Than gets to his feet and looks at Kelly who is chewing the steering the steering wheel which has gotten down to the metal part.
Kelly: Kelly, stop this camper, it is driving on it's on.
Eddie: You got it on cruise.
Kelly: We're going on a cruise.
Eddie: Shut up and stop chewing the steering wheel.
Kelly raises her head up and the trailer swurves and gets in this kid's backyard. The end of trailer is in the swimming pool. A pit bull is barking at it. Kelly accelerates the trailer and the end raises up out of the water and roars. The dog goes into his doghouse.
A kid walks up to the window and looks out and sees the trailer roaring. He then walks to his parents room. The door is close.
Kid: Mommy, Daddy, let me in.
Parents unlock the door and looks at him.
The Dad(We will call him Judy): What son, dinosaurs in our backyard.
Kid: No, a trailer with two people inside singing In-Na-Gadda-Da-Vida
The Mom(We will call her Joe): I told you that we shouldn't have taken him camping.
Judy: Well, we had to have that spot by those drunks the kirbys.
Joe: yeah, the nerve of that Paul Kirby farting on our camp fire.
Kid: Yeah, what was the company, Kirby Toilet Seats.
Judy: What did that paul major in, Special Lead.
Than they look outside and see the trailer with part of the doghouse on hanging in the mouth.
They look than walk to the basement with a bunch of guns inside there.
Meanwhile in the trailer.
Eddie: They got a pitbull.
Kelly: Nice Kitty.
The pitbull is inside the trailer and the they run back and forth away from the pit bull. Then the pit bull turns into Cujo and starts attacking them. Then Kelly fell and knocked it in reverse and it went into the swimming pool where it bashed through into the basement where its head was half under ground and half sticking through the wall of the basement. Kelly and Eddie look up at through the mouth and see a man with a Uzi, Machine Gun, and grenade launcher and a woman with a shot gun, Assault Rifle and Elephant gun and a kid armed with two Super Soaker CPS 3200s. They started to shoot at insides of the trailer, but missed Kelly and Eddie who were hiding in the cabinets than the side of trailer bus busted in and Malcolm and Sarah and Nick climbed in.
Malcolm: Well, this is not China.
Sarah picks up the pit bull with a broken leg.
Nick looks at Eddie and Kelly hiding in the cabinets.
Nick: Get out of there, Eddie and Kelly, that where we store mutant spiders.
Than they all look up at the family with the guns.
Malcolm: We done gone to Afghanistan.
Judy: It's Satan and his demons, kill them.
3/5/2002 9:35:10 PM
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