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JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(The Lost World) Part 1
By SiLiEnT HuNtEr
Hey, welcome back to Jurassic Junk. This is the TLW version. Hopefully it will be better than the first movie. Unlike like last time, the movie will evolve around Ian Malcolm, as you were warned. And lets give it up for a new actor, Kelly, *cricket* *cricket* Man stands up.
Man: So women could become bald.
Yay, Now this movie is probably longer than the last movie, okay. Now on with the show.
The screen turns to a boat, on the shore and a rich family.
Woman: This island is so pretty, I would like buy it.
Girl: Shut up, Mother, don't be so stupid.
Woman: Yes, dear, but we are having cheeseburgers.
Girl: My favorite.
Woman: Don't get ahead of me.
Girl: I want to eat sandwich and stroll down the beach.
Woman: Pigs might eat you.
Man: There is no pigs on the island. Just dinosaurs.
Woman: Wooo that had me worry.
*Girl exits screen*
Woman: Dune Buggy
Man: Yes?
Girl goes into this opening near the jungle.
Girl: I am so rich. Bow to me.
Compy jumps out.
Girl: Cool, a mongoose.
Compy: I ain't no Mongoose.
Girl: And it talks.
Compy: I want that sandwich.
Girl: I am no sandwich.
Compy: Not you.
Girl: Mommy, Mommy, Look what I did.
Girl points middle finger at the Compy.
Girl: I'm flipping a mongoose off.
Mom: Thats nice dear. Now let me eat.
Compy: Thats it.
Girl: Hahahahahaha
More compys jump out and start snapping at the girl.
Girl: Stop it now. Or I will call my daddy.
Compys: Take off your shirt.
Girl: You naughty mongooses.
Girl: Ggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Mom: Something is not right.
They rip off their cloths and have swimming suits on.
Slow Motion.
Mom: Iiiii ‘'‘mmm ccoommiinng
3/5/2002 9:28:05 PM
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