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    Ian seems to know there are "four lunatics" Hammond wants to send to Site B in TLW before Hammond mentions a specific number.. (From: Frost)
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    JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(Jurrasic Park) Part 7
    By SiLiEnT HuNtEr

    This movie is going by quick. Nedry is dead, Regis is dead. Tim, Lex, and Alan are in the park. Ellie is back at the base tending with Malcolm, as Wu works with Arnold to get the computer up.
    And if you thought that the last installments were crazy, than this will make you wacky.

    Arnold: Bring up the woman picture.
    Wu: We need some power.
    Arnold: Oh really.
    John: Nedry, Nedry, that fat monkey
    Arnold: He is really funky
    John: And Chunky
    Wu: Cheese
    John: Ok back to work.
    Arnold: We are going to have to get the dinosaurs back in.
    Wu: So send in Muldoon Bafoon and Genaro Cherrio
    Two men walk in.
    Muldoon and Genaro hopes in jeeps and have big guns.
    Muldoon: I'll be back.
    The jeep runs into the wall than backs up and hits the other wall, than go out and hits a rock and flips. Than Muldoon and Genaro run into the bushes.
    John: We're dead
    Arnold: Yup

    Meanwhile...................................
    Alan Grant climbs down with other and starts walking out into a field.
    Tim: The ground is shaking
    Alan: I know Lex is gaining wait but not that much.
    Lex: its not me, the ground is shaking.
    Alan: Like Bacon
    Lex: I'm taken
    Tim: For goodness saking
    Lex: I'm just faking
    Than they look at a herd of dinosaurs running from the lake.
    Lex: Lets stand up stupidly and just look at them as they head our way.
    Alan: Ok
    Tim: That sounds cool.
    The herd gets closer. Than the group hides in dino dung as the herd jumps over them.
    Than a big T-Rex bust out of the trees.
    T-Rex: Ready Or Not Here I come.
    Dino: I don't to play.
    T-Rex begins biting chunks out of the dino.
    Tim: That was cool
    Lex: That was super cool.
    Alan: Shut Up, the fence is near by.
    They look at a huge fence.

    Arnold: Okay, Muldoon and Genaro are probably dead.
    Wu: Ellie is going to the big shed thingy building.
    John: *Snoring* You're still alive.


    Meanwhile.................
    Ellie looked at the big building with a sign that said Beware of Dog, than the dust cleared off. Beware of Dog eating rapters. Than she took off than jumped up and did a backflip and threw a ring out and ran into shed and looked at the buttons. Rub John's toes, Get John a drink, Massage John, Flush john's toilet, kill John, electric fence.

    Alan: Ok Tim, If Lex can climb it, so can you.
    Lex: My arm fell off.
    Alan: We will hot glue it.
    Tim: Look I'm on your side.
    Ellie started to pressed each one.

    John: Yeah, my toes
    John: This drink is soothing
    John: That really feels good.
    John: You didn't have to do that.
    Robot's arm with a saw comes out.
    John: You really didn't have to do that.

    Ellie turned off the Kill John, and pressed Electric Fence.

    Tim: Cool, I'm going to make it, I gonna live.
    Than sparks fly.
    Tim: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    Alan does mouth to mouth with Tim, then they went inside the kitchen.
    Alan: Ok I'm going to leave you here to fall prey to raptors.
    Tim: Cool
    Lex: Sounds like fun.

    Grant ran off and screamed to attract raptors.
    Lex: So what did Alan say.
    Tim: I don't know. Something about Chickens and cheese.
    Lex: Something is moving.
    Tim: It's just a rapter who wants to eat us.
    Lex: Sounds fun, but let's hide anyways.
    Tim: Poopie, Poopie, Poopie in my soupie
    Lex: Oh No



    2/16/2002 10:18:11 PM

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