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JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(Jurrasic Park) Part 5
By SiLiEnT HuNtEr
Whats up, The last episode was that the power went out and dinosaurs are getting out, while Nedry escapes for his prize. While the group goes on a ride thru the park. They stop in front of the T-Rex paddock, waiting anxiously to see the T-Rex's fury. Only if they knew.
Alan: I know
Ellie: Who are you talking to.
Alan: Toothbrush
Malcolm: Go Ellie and escape as we narrowly escape being killed by a T-Rex
Ellie: Don't wanna to.
Malcolm: I got candy.
Malcolm throws candy a mile away inside the visitor center. Ellie runs after it.
Rain stops, than comes back on, stops, than starts, than stops, than starts.
Alan: Strange weather we are having.
Malcolm: OK, Joe the car is clean.
Joe runs into the fence, and keeps running into till he kills himself(Well, I had to get rid of him somehow.
Than a black storm cloud appears over the mountain and comes closer. Than it starts to rain bad.
Than a black funnel lands into the middle of the road. Bill Paxton and Helen Hunt show up in Alan's jeep.
Bill: It's a F3
Helen: Come on lets get it.
Bill: Its not your fault he died.
Helen: I know, you my man.
Bill and Helen start kissing.
Alan: Get back to twister and get a room.
Bill and Helen disappear.
Alan & Malcolm: Okay
Meanwhile with Tim, Lex, and Regis
Regis: Man, I got to use the bathroom.
Tim: There is a goat in the paddock.
Lex: Poopie
Tim picks up nightvision goggles.
Regis: Shut up Lex, you an't helping
Lex: Poopie
Tim: Look I can see in the dark.
Tim runs into car door.
Tim: Wrong way
Tim runs into other doors.
Lex: Poopie Poopie
Regis: What is wrong with your sister.
Lex: Poopie
Tim: She has her lapses
Lex: PHBBBBBBBTTTTTT Poopie
Tim: Shut up lex
Lex: The goat is making a poopie.
Regis: Grrrrrrrr, Shut up
Lex: Another poopie
Tim turns around and runs into another door.
Tim: The goat is gone.
Lex: No mor poopie.
Than the fence fell down.
Tim runs into other door.
Tim: The fence is down and poopie
Tim: Dang you got me saying it.
Regis: I can't take this, hey the goat is out
Lex: Mor Poopie
Tim: Thats all, this movie stinks.
T-Rex's leg slams down on the goat.
Crap is splats on the window.
Tim: its wonder why this movie wasn't rated R.
Lex: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
T-Rex: Wher da batroom
Regis: me first.
Ed Regis runs into the bathroom.
Tim leans up to the door and falls out then gets back in.
T-Rex dumbfounded of the situation walks to the bathroom and rips of the roof.
T-Rex: Sory, dawg I'll wait on yu.
T-Rex: I can't hande dis.
T-rex grabs Regis and throws him off.
10 minutes later.......
T-Rex: Now I'm hungry, wher did dat Regis dawg go.
Tim: He is going to try to eat us.
Tim opens up a compartment and looks inside.
Tim: Rocket Launchers, Flame thrower, Machine Gun, Grenades, pipe bombs, and two flashlights.
Lex: Let's get the rocket launchers.
Tim: No let's stupidly get the flashlights and scream and have somebody save us at the end.
Lex: Let's not get the rocket launchers and say we did.
Tim: Okay lets shine the flashlights and scream, and make bird calls on the count of three.
1......2.....3.....
(You know what happened)
The T-Rex looks at them and start to walk to them.
T-Rex: Stops, dis is like a ACDC Concert
T-Rex runs and kicks the jeep, over the fence and into a tree.
Sports Announcer: And it's good
Tim & Lex: Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Again!!!!!!
2/16/2002 6:49:02 PM
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