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JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(Jurrasic Park) Part 3
By SiLiEnT HuNtEr
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Oh, sorry I fell asleep. Oh well, Umm, Umm, Oh heck with it. John's breeding dinosaurs(No, not dat way). Nedry is doing some stuff behind John's back(No, not that stuff), Uhhh, this is getting old. So let's get to the story.
Tour Guide: Okay come this way to watch the raptor's feed.
Ellie starts wearing a blue dress
Alan turns into a scare crow.
Tim, a lion
Lex, the witch
Tour Guide, the tin man
John, Toto with a monkey head and wings
Tim: Alan Grants, is really missing a brain.
Alan: Boo on you, don't make me go rapter on you
John: How did I get to be this.
Tim, Lex, Ellie, Alan, John and Tour guide: Follow the yellow brick road.
Wu: And into the land of Cheese
Tim, Lex, Ellie, Alan, John and Tour guide:What!
Wu: I don't know, it sounded snappy.
The group approaches a cage like area,(heck you seen the movie)
Tour Guide: Okay, lower the cow!
Alan: Yay
Ellie: I can't watch
Tim: Cool
Lex: Poor Cow
Malcolm: Oooh Aaah That's how it starts than there is running and screaming and it's a homer.
Lex: When did you get in the movie.
Malcolm: As soon as they said they would only star me in the sequel.
Tim: Doh
Cow starts to hold up Eat Mor Chikin sign, than falls in the pit.
Alan: Eat mor chikin
Ellie: The clock is ticking
Tim: So start a pickin
Lex: In a Chikin
Malcolm starts dancing
Malcolm: And my legs are kickin
Than a bunch of scientist jump on the rails of Raptor Pit and began dancing and singing background. Alan rips off his shirt and began waving it around.
John: Like a chikin
Malcolm runs over to John and punches his face in.
Wu: Cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alan, Ellie, Tim, Lex, John, Malcolm, Tour Guide, Scientists and all the people in the world: What!
Wu: It sounded snappy
Scientists: Doh
Scientists fall in pit.
Alan: And Chicken
Ellie: The clock is ticking.
3 hour's later
Wu: Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese Cheese
John: Hey, It's Baxter
Wu: Cheese Cheese Cheese Geez Louise, Smell that Cheese
Wu: I go by the name Cheeze, Swiss Cheeze
John: Anybody got a tranquilizer
Alan: Let me shoot him.
Lex: Why did they waste a cow when they have ole cheesie over there
John: Oh well he dies in the book, maybe in the movie.
Alan: You died,too
John turns pale.
Ellie: So did you Malcolm
A voice comes from nowhere, It's meee
Voice: Lets get out of this coversation.
Alan: No
Voice: I will settle this, you all die.
They all turn pale
Voice: Someday, haaaaaahaaaahaaaa
They regain colors like charmeleons(Or how the heck you spell it)
Alan: Malcolm will die first.
Malcolm: Shut up
Voice: Uhhhhhhhhh
Look for part 4, but for right now we stay will this groove. Yeah Baby!
Malcolm: Shut Up
Alan: You
Malcolm: I not going to be you friend no more.
Alan: You never was.
Voice: Oooh that hurt.
Alan: I'm sorry
Malcolm: Me too
Alan: Let's be friends
Malcolm: Yeah
2/16/2002 11:24:46 AM
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