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    #197
    Some paleontologists believe Compys were actually not pack hunters and instead ate small lizards and bugs. (From: 'compy')
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    JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(Jurrasic Park) Part 2
    By SiLiEnT HuNtEr

    Now if look back at our heroes, Tim has destroyed the visitor system, and someone has stole the tape on dino DNA. Who could it be? Okay, you rushed it out of me. It was Nedry, oh well lets see how he is doing.

    Man: Come here, Neddy
    Nedry: Nedry, Nedry, Nedry
    Man: Ok, What ever. You got the stuff, man.
    Nedry: I don't do that.
    Man: The friggin DNA
    Nedry: I don't, no, yes, YES
    *Nedry hands guy the video tape*
    Man: That's not the embryos, Neddy
    Nedry: Nedry, just call me Dennis
    Man: OK, Dinkie
    Nedry: Dennis
    Man: What kind of name is Dinkie Neddy
    Nedry: What do embryos look like.
    Man grabbes a Coke Cola machine.
    Man: Put the embryos in this, Dinkie
    Nedry: Okay
    Man: Nice doing business with you Dinkie

    Meanwhile.......

    Tour Guide: Ok nice doing business with you, I mean this way to the hatching facilities,

    The group walks in and looks around, and sees all the scientists sitting on eggs, than one gets up and hollers that its ready. The group stares at the egg as a half raptor and half stegosaurs baby crawls out.

    Alan: let me touch it.
    Tour Guide: Noooooooo!!!!, I mean its very delicate
    *Raptor's head falls off*
    Lex: I'll say.
    Scientist: Super glue
    Tim: Dang, Lex I told you not to look at it.
    Lex: It wasn't me it was Kelly.
    *Kelly swoops down*
    Kelly: Ooops wrong movie

    2/16/2002 9:58:14 AM

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