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JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(Jurrasic Park) End
By SiLiEnT HuNtEr
The movie is almost over, and the crowd has stormed the field. It was a blowout. A real Cheezer Wheezer. But, there is going to more. You can look forward to the debate on dinos that all the characters are going to do. After that there will be the The lost World spoof, and JP3 spoof. *Sob* its almost the end. Oh well, on with the movie.
Tim: What do you want?
Lex: Peas and Cornbread.
Tim: No, that gives you gas.
Lex: Get the point.
Tim: yeah, gas the dinos.
Tim fixed her peas and cornbread, and beans from 80 different countries.
Raptor 1: I'm cooking pancakes.
Raptor 2: I'm going to sit at this table where two kids are hiding.
Raptor 1: Kids?
Raptor 2: I mean Kittens
Raptor 1: How cute.
Raptor 2: I know.
Raptor 1: Now hurry and eat or you will miss the bus.
Than out of nowhere. Phhbbbttttttttttttt
A green vapor rised from the table.
Raptor 2: Can't breath, Stinks to bad.
Raptor 1: What dear?
Raptor 1 walks to table.
Raptor 1: Man, that stinks, thick atmosphere, I'm hitting Gs here with this smell.
Tim: Run, Gassy
Lex: Excuse me.
They ran into the newly built Visitor Center.
Two more raptors jumped out.
Raptor 3: Like taking eggs from a Pachy.
Raptor 4: They make me scratchy
Then Malcolm ran inside. They were cornered.
Than a big T-rex busted in.
T-Rex: Buddy
T-Rex looks at Raptor.
Raptor 3: Oh Sh*t
Raptor 4: Peace Brother?
The T-Rex ate the rapters and roared two times.
T-Rex: Pepto Bismal
Than Grant ran in and so did, John, Wu and Ellie.
Malcolm rode the T-Rex to the helicopter, but the T-Rex gets
to close and Malcolm is hit by it and is knocked down, where he climbs in the helicopter with the others.
Now a musical from all the cast.
Alan: I see Ellie
Ellie: On the Tele
Malcolm: And that was the movie.
Tim: Very Very Groovy
lex: Shake ya budy.
Nedry: Ok Judge Judy
Wu: Cheese
*Scientists Appear in background*
Wu: Cheese Louise Swiss and cheddar makes ya betta.
Muldoon: We get on a island, everything is silent.
Gennaro: Hunters, Of the wild No job for a child, Born to be blind
Tour Guide: Chikin, Pickin, Tickin, Sickin,
Bob: Cola Cola, Pepsi Soda, do you know the coda
Joe: Cleaning, beaning, sceneing, deaning
T-Rex: Oh I need somebody to eat, Ooooooh I need somebody to eat
Raptor1: Feet
Raptor2:So sweet.
Raptor3: Meat
Raptor4: Peace
Jurassic Chicken: Somebody once told me, a human is going to eat me, that I wasn't posinous breed, she was looking kinda dumb, and i was really bumbed.
Everybody: That this movie had to Ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd!!!!!!!!!
Wu: Cheese
Director: Cut, thats a wrap.
Rapter: Oh you want to know a rap.
Rapter: Hit it
Whats Up Dawg
Look at the fog.
Sitting of a log.
I see a frog
2/16/2002 11:01:49 PM
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