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JuRrAsIc JuNk TrIoGy(Jurrasic Park)
By SiLiEnT HuNtEr
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful princess named Ellie (*Jurassic Park Theme song plays*) digging fossils in a pile of dirt behind her house. Alan Grant was released from the looney house and sent as a palaeontologist and convicted of scaring little children by Cheezey Donuts with his Rapter Nail. Ellie is surprised by him as he stabs his rapter nail in the ground and screams Guts Guts Guts.
Ellie: Hey Alan stop it,
Alan: Guts Guts Guts
Ellie: Guts Guts Guts
Alan: I got me a tricerplots Claw
Ellie: Triceratops
Alan: Who's the Palaeontist Uhh Dirt Digger
Ellie: Palaeontologist!!!!!!
*Alan continues stabbing dirt*
Ellie: There is a little kid coming up!
Alan: Guts Guts guts
*Little kid taps on Grants shoulder*
Little Child: Are you Alan Grant
Alan: Guts Guts Guts
*Alan turns around*
Alan: A raptor sneaks up on you and claws you, and your guts falls out.
*Kid runs off screaming*
*A police convey drives up*
John Hammond: He da guy, fuzz not me.
*John Hammond does a back flip and knock policeman out*
John Hammond: Come with me to JURASSIC PARK
Alan: Yay, Heli ride Heli ride
Ellie: Shut up, Shut up
John Hammond: Let me throw the smoke grenade for the helicopter.
*Throws a ball on the ground*
John Hammond: Its not smoking, well let me pull the key out.
Ellie: No, that's a hand grenade.
*Grenade blows up*
John: Wrong One.
*Helicopter lands any ways*
Alan: Its going away.
The helicopter misses the platform and crashes into the water.
John: Nooooooooooooooo
Ellie: Noooooooooooooooo
Alan: Quack El Sano Barbie El Toro Manta Polka Dot El de granda Taco bell
The group is now landing on the island where the research building is.
John: There is the helipad, Land it there.
Intercom comes on "Helicopter, please clear area of missile launch bay"
John: Oops wrong one.
Ellie: Dat de one
*Ellie points to other platform*
John: Okay land there
Helicopter lands. Every body gets out, but a scientist is left getting his bags.
Intercom comes on again "Bait ready for Rapter pit"
The pad flips over and the helicopter falls in the pit with scientist. Rapters snarls are heard
Group walks in.
"Oh Grandpa" holler Tim and lex as they run down the stair case.
Tim trips on the stairs and hit the skeletons hanging on the roof, dino skeletons fall down and break the stairs and the roof falls in and the walls fall and sparks fly.
Lex stands up
Lex: I'm Okay
Helicopter lands on lex and lifts back up.
Dude in the helicopter: Wrong pad!
***
John, Malcolm, Alan, Ellie, Tim, and Lex walk in theater and sit in seats in bandages.
John: Roll the tape
*Screen Blinks*
Disney logo appears
John: Wrong Tape
Scientist: Okay, Next One
*Screen Blinks*
Barney comes on
John: Wrong One
Scientist: This one
8 Hours later.........
"Paul I love you"
John: Kids close your eyes, Wrong One
Scientist: This one
"Scooby Dooby Doo"
John: Wrong One
Scientist: *Sigh* This one
"It's the Maury show"
John: No you idiot
Scientist: Shut up you fat thing you
John: What?
Scientist: Nothing Captain Crunch
John: What?
Scientist: You should consider becoming dinosaur Fatto
John: What?
Tour Guide walks in
Tour Guide: Hello, I will lead you to
Jurrasic Park where you will die aagonizing death
2/16/2002 2:21:03 AM
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