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Revenge 2.1
By Seth Rex
REVENGE 2.1: REVENGE FOR FIRING ME OVER CHUCK
Seth walked towards the back of the store to the main office. His boss had to talk to him, and he wasn’t quite sure what it was about. Seth had been doing a great job and had hardly argued once. He did what he was told to without question, and it was amazing how now the boss wanted to talk to him. Perhaps it was about a raise?
Seth got into the office and the boss motioned for him to sit down. A security guard was sitting there, along with Chuck. Chuck was a shitty worker. He barely did anything right and he was always wanting Seth’s job. God knows why, he never did his own work right anyway.
“Chuck’s told me some interesting things,” the boss said. Seth looked towards Chuck, and he seemed to have a smirk on his face.
“Has he now?” asked Seth.
“Chuck says you’ve been rude to customers. Not wanting to help them out when they asked for it.” Seth was a bit confused as Chuck was actually the one that had done all that. Something was up. “I big to differ,” Seth said. “Chuck tends to lie a lot.” The boss nodded and looked towards Chuck. Chuck merely looked towards Seth with his smirk. Seth figured that the boss may see how Chuck was lying here. But then he turned towards Seth.
“I’m quite aware Chuck and you don’t get along and he said you may twist the truth around.” Seth was surprised. Chuck must have been telling lies here. Sure they didn’t get along and it was obvious why. He was getting a bit angry now.
“And your gonna write me up?” The boss actually chuckled. “No. I’m going to fire you!” Seth was real mad now. “This bum lies, and cheats his way through the job. And I do everything I’m told. And when this asshole lies to you you’re going to listen to him and not me?” The security guard got up and grabbed Seth by his shirt. He forced Seth out of the store and told him never to come back. Seth turned towards him. “Expect me to. It’s Payback. Nobody fucks with The Rex!” Seth then walked towards his car and got in. He then drove off super fast. The last he saw was the security guard radioing in for back up. Apparently he was preparing for war…well Seth would give them war.
Upon getting home Seth walked into his house and there was his grandma, watching TV. He went straight to his room, and got his lightsaber, a home made Cleat, and a baseball bat. He then had a great idea for getting passed the cops. He went into the garage and found a Bazooka that Raptorvinny had given him for times like this. Well it was going to be needed. He turned and smiled.
The day was sunny, the mood was clear. DEATH… MAYHEM... DESTRUCTION! As Seth made it towards his job, he stopped the car outside the parking lot and grabbed his things. He then made his way in. As expected, cop cars lined the store. When they saw him they readied and aimed their guns at him. “Your not getting inside,” one of the cops said over a loud speaker. Seth got out a microphone, and he recited a verse from one of his favorite songs, “I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR! BUT IN THE END, IT DIDN’T EVEN MATTER. SO NOW YOU BITCHES ARE GONNA DIE. CAUSE A FUCKTARD HAD TO GO TELL A LIE!” Then he dropped the microphone and armed his bazooka. The cops scrambled and he shot it off, causing one of the cars to blow up. The resounding explosion also then caused 2 other cars to explode, and the aftermath was amazing. Seth smiled as he dropped the bazooka and walked in. He had to be careful of the fire, but ultimately made it in.
Once inside, he smiled. This was going to be great. He grabbed his baseball bat and walked towards one of the co-workers that he’d always hated. He was a fat bastard that always talked shit about him. It was no wonder he was fired, this pudgy bastard probably aided in his disposal. “Newsflash. McDonalds causes retardation!” He then slammed the bat into the asshole’s head and the guy fell. He then grabbed him and amazingly dragged him to the sports range. Seth then grabbed a golf club and swung it, hitting the fat man’s balls. The man screamed in a high pitch. “Hole in two,” he said. He dropped the club.
When he went into the kitchen items section, he saw a girl that worked there. She was a complete slut and had totally dissed him. He’d have fucked her, but she was a skank and deserved everything she got. He smiled. HARDWARE IT WAS! He went and grabbed a nail gun. He armed it and went locating her. When he found her, she saw what he had, and screamed. He aimed, shot, and hit her in the neck. She gurgled blood. When a customer saw this, his mouth was open wide. “She got nailed,” Seth said. Another worker saw what happened and Seth walked towards the knives. Pulling one out of the box, he saw the worker running, and threw it. It hit him in his back. “Wow…a backstabbing bastard.” It was time for the main event.
Seth walked into the back room and kicked the door open to the manager’s office. he walked in and went right to the boss that fired him. He grabbed him by the neck and punched his face in. “Where’s Chuck!” The manager wouldn’t say, so Seth punched him again. “Chuck!” Manager still wouldn’t say. So he punched him until he would say where Chuck was. By then he was completely bloodied up. So Seth put his head on the copy machine nearby and hit copy. Pages full of nothing but the manager’s bloody face came out. Then Seth slammed his face into the copier. The glass cracked and some went into the manager’s face. He was devastated. He tried to crawl away, but Seth took out his lightsaber. He turned on a red blade and sliced the manager’s legs off.
Chuck appeared. He also had a lightsaber. How quaint. His was blue. “It’s go time.”
“Bring it bitch,” said Chuck. Seth sliced towards his head and Chuck ducked, but Seth kicked him in the face and uppercutted him, sending him flying to the wall. Seth sliced his neck but Chuck ducked again, and Seth grabbed him and threw him back to the wall. Seth hit his gut with the saber, and Chuck screamed. But Seth saw from the side of his view that the manager was with a gun. Seth quickly turned, chopping off the manager’s hand, and then ultimately his head. He was about to turn to Chuck when Chuck slammed his saber down on Seth's leg. The guy was an awful duelist! Seth grabbed the saber hilt, punched Chuck, and then grabbed the Cleat from his backpack, hitting Chuck in the face with it. Chuck just stood there; a spasm going through is body, before falling to the ground dead.
When he got out of the store, paramedics were there to take care of the fallen. It was K-Mart all over again. He smiled as he walked towards his car.
4/14/2007 2:24:21 AM
(Updated: 4/14/2007 2:43:36 AM)
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