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CDM (Dan vs Anti-G)
By Scorpion
"We were going to introduce us and the show ... but it seems Barney has got into a fight! And that is more interesting than introducing our selves" Jonny Gomez grabs binoculars and watches the fight
"It looks like the Teletubbies are heading into the ring with Barney.!" Nick Diamond yells softly
"Get off me you dick-headed faggots!" Barney pokes Tinkie-Winkie in the eyes
"GET THE PURPLE MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!" Lala screams
"THE DINOSAUR!!! NOT ME!!!" Tinkie-Winkie karate chops Po away "Wyah!"
Barney grabs falls out of the ring and then scurries to grabs the chainsaw right next to ringside.
"Come on you gay Faggots! I think your new names Should be...." Barney cuts off Po's head off with the chain saw "HO!" He wacks Tinkie-Winkie with his tail and then eats his organs " STINKIE-DINKIE!" Barney rips out Lala's jugular "FUCKA"
Dipsi kicks Barney into the audience and then starts to rape a small child.
Barney comes to the rescue by ripping off Dipsi's dick and sticking it in Dipsi's left eye. Barney walks into the ring with his scrawny arms waving high... suddenly someone throws a lighter at barney, it lands in his throat and barney explodes.
"...Wow Nick. That was.... weird. Well anyway... Here's whats to come tonight!" Jonny stares at the camera disturbed
Antiganondworf (Cheat Planet) vs Dan Finklestien (Dan's jp3 page)
Celebrity Death Match Royal Rumble
"Yes! A royal Rumble! 10 Celebrities... One Ring! Let's see what Debbie is up to backstage!" Nick says
-backstage-
Dan smacks Debbie and runs to Anti-G's dressing room.
"COME ON ANTI YOU FAGGOT!!!!!"
"WHAT THE!!! DAN!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!"
"NOT IF I KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"
Dan jumps on Anti-G and Debbie runs away.
-CDM-
"Ok..."
"HERE THEY COME!!!!!" Nick Diamond yells pointing below them
Dan punches Anti-G all the way to the ring and then rolls him into the ring. Dan pulls out a chair and starts to hit Anti-G around the ring with it.
"I'm going to.... DELETE you!" Anti-G crawls to the delete button
Dan rips off Anti-G's hands and then drags him away from the button.
Anti-G kicks Dan in the face and rips off Dan's left Arm. Dan jumps to the BAN button and falls face first on it. Anti-G decapitates and decays to nothing.
"THE WINNER!!! DAN !!!" Mills Lane lifts Dan's right arm
"YES!!!!" Jonny says but then acts normal
CDM blows up because I just got bored with this fan fic....
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6/21/2002 7:08:21 PM
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