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LOTR: FOTR Part 2
By Reaper
Scene Six
(the four hobbits are walking along)
Sam: Remind me again where we're going?
Frodo: To Bree. Gandalf will be there.
(enter Nazgul)
Nazgul: Excuse me, do you have Sauron's Ring?
Frodo: Um...no.
Nazgul: Yes you do! Gimme!
All: EEK!
(they all exit, pursued by a Nazgul)
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Scene Seven
Butterbur: Sorry. Gandalf's not here.
Sam: Gee, Mr. Frodo, what will we do?
Frodo: All I can do is foolishly play with my evil Ring out in the open so that when I jump off this table it slips onto my finger and I disappear in front of everyone.
Pippin: And I'll blab about your true identity. See, he's not Mr. Underhill, he's actually Frodo Baggins.
Frodo: Whee!
(Frodo jumps off a table and disappears.)
All: Gasp!
(enter Strider. Frodo re-appears)
Frodo: Gee, that was stupid. I guess now we have to let this complete stranger come with us.
Strider: Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm friend's with Gandalf.
All: Cool!
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Scene Eight
(enter Nazgul)
Merry: Oh no! The Black Riders are attacking us!
Frodo: I suddenly have and uncontrollable desire to put on my evil Ring. I'll put it so that the Nazgul can't see me.
Witchking: Frodo Baggins, I am your father!
Frodo: NOOOOO!!!!
(Withchking stabs Frodo)
Sam: Mr. Frodo's been stabbed!
Strider: Go away, nasty Ringwraiths!
Nazgul: Oh no! A Ranger! Run away! Run away!
(exit Nazgul)
Strider: I cannot heal Frodo, but I know someone who can.
(enter Glorfindel)
Glorfindel: I have been sent to rescue you!
All: Yay!
Glorfindel: But the Nazgul are still out there.
All: Oh no!
Frodo: I have a boo-boo. Can you heal me?
Glorfindel: I cannot heal you, but I know someone who can.
Frodo: Wonderful. (faints)
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Scene Nine
(enter Frodo)
Frodo: Wow! I'm at Rivendell, and my wound has been miraculously healed!
(enter Gandalf)
Gandalf: I'm here too!
Frodo: Gandalf! Where were you?
Gandalf: In jail.
Frodo: Gasp!
Gandalf: Oh, by the way, Strider is heir to the throne of Gondor.
Frodo: Gasp!
(enter Bilbo)
Bilbo: I'm here too!
Frodo: Bilbo! It's you!
Bilbo: Do you still have my Ring?
Frodo: Yes.
Bilbo: Can I see it?
Frodo: No.
Bilbo: Darn.
(enter Arwen and Aragorn)
Aragorn: Arwen, I love you.
Arwen: I love you too.
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Scene Ten
Elrond: You have been summoned here so that we can decide what to do with Frodo's evil Ring. But first we shall get sidetracked whil Gandalf tells us where he's been all this time.
Gandalf: Saruman held me prisoner on the top of his tower and a big birdie saved me.
All: Gasp!
Gandalf: Oh, by the way, Saruman is a traitor. He want's the Ring.
All: Gasp!
Elrond: Frodo, you must destroy the Ring.
Boromir: Why not use the Ring for our own purposes?
Aragorn: Because Elrond said we need to destroy it, that's why.
Boromir: Why should I listen to you?
Aragorn: Because I'm your king, that's why.
Boromir: Oh.
Elrond: Gimli, Legolas, Boromir, Aragorn, and Gandalf will go with Frodo to destroy the Ring.
Sam&Merry&Pippin: We're coming too!
Elrond: Ok.
All: Yay! We're the Fellowship of the Ring!!
'You're a Good Hobbit, Frodo Baggins'
(sung to the tune of 'You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown')
All: YOU'RE A GOOD HOBBIT, FRODO BAGGINS,
YOU'RE THE KIND OF RING BEARER WE NEED!
YOU'VE GOT HUMILITY, NOBILITY, AND A ONE RING OF POWER
THAT IS VERY RARE INDEED!
YOU'RE A GOOD HOBBIT, FRODO BAGGINS,
AND WE KNOW YOU WILL GO VERY FAR!
YES, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE,
ALMOST FRIGHTENING TO CONCEIVE,
BUT MORDOR IS WHERE YOU ARE!
Aragorn: You are brave...
All: YOU ARE BRAVE IN ALL YOUR TRAVELINGS,
YOU FIGHT THE NASTY ORCS.
WITH A HEART OF GOLD, YOU DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD-
Legolas: EVEN IF YOU'RE A BIT OF A DORK!
Sam: Hey!
All: YOU BRAVELY RUN FROM THE RINGWRAITHS,
Fangirls: YOU HAVE GOT GORGEOUS EYES!
Frodo: EEK!
Gollum: YOU'RE KIND TO LITTLE SMEAGOL,
Gandalf: AND YOUR DESICIONS AREN'T ALWAYS GOOD, OH WELL, THAT COMES AS NO SURPRISE,
All: 'CAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD HOBBIT, FRODO BAGGINS!
YOU'RE A PRINCE, AND A PRINCE COULD BE KING!
WITH A HEART SUCH AS YOURS, YOU COULD WIN THIS DAMN RING WAR,
YOU COULD GO OUT AND FIGHT ANYTHING!
YOU COULD BE KING, FRODO BAGGINS!
YOU COULD BE KING!!!!
Boromir: If only you weren't so short!
TBC...
12/5/2002 11:31:13 PM
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