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Revenge For Wrong Happy-Meal Toy
By RaptorVinny500
Revenge For Wrong Happy-Meal Toy
"One cheesburger happy-meal, please," RaptorVinny said, "and I'd like a Jason Machete toy, please." There was a happy-meal special at McDonald's for Jason X toys.
"Sure, no problem," the McDonald's employee said through the intercom. RaptorVinny drove around to the window, and the smiling employee, with a tag saying "Aragorn," handed him a brown bag. "Thank you, have a nice day." Aragorn said.
"You too," RaptorVinny said, and he drove home.
RaptorVinny walked in the doorway, took off his shoes, and sat down at the table. He opened the bag, and found a Jason Knife toy....... "SON OF A BITCH! THEY WILL PAY FOR THIS!" RaptorVinny screamed, angry because he had already recieved 10 Jason Knife toys, but no machetes. He got up, through the bag at the wall, then put on his shoes.He grabbed a bag of supplies, then walked out the door and got in his Dodge Viper and drove to McDonald's.
He waited till about 11 PM when noone would be around, and went in. He went to the counter, where a kid was doing something with the cash register. His tag read, "tobycompy2.0."
"You little bitch, I'll kick your ass for this!" RaptorVinny said.
"What the hell are you talking about?!" tobycompy2.0 said.
"You gave me the wrong fucking toy!"
"Huh?"
RaptorVinny reached for his pocket, and withdrew a silenced revolver, and shot tobycompy2.0 in the head. Tobycompy2.0 slumped to the ground. RaptorVinny went into the kitchen area of the restaurant. Aragorn was busy cutting up meat, and RaptorVinny hit him other the head with a crowbar. He then put Aragorn's head into a huge pan of grease, and started to drown him. Aragorn struggled, his arms flailing, but RaptorVinny held him there firmly for another minute, and Aragorn died.
Just then Bish the McDonald's Manager, attracted by all the noise, came in. "What's going on back here?!" He said. He looked at RaptorVinny, then the dead body of Aragorn. "Holy shit!" he yelled.
"You run things around here?" RaptorVinny said.
"Y-y-yes..." Bish said, clearly frightened.
"I have something special for you, you fucking bastard!" RaptorVinny yelled as he took out an ice skate, then ran at Bish and jammed it into Bish's head as he screamed in anguish. Blood spurted out of Bish's head and made a small pool. RaptorVinny hacked at Bish's skull with a machete until it cracked open, then he ripped out some of the brain and placed it on a hamburger that was sitting on a heat tray. Just then, he heard a voice, and he saw The Host taking a drive-through order. When the Host finished taking the order, RaptorVinny ran at him and stabbed him with a large butcher knife, and The Host screamed. RaptorVinny stabbed him a few more times, and slit his throat, and The Host fell to the floor, dead. SethRex drove up to the window, and RaptorVinny put the hamburger with Bish's brains on it in a bag, and handed it to SethRex. "Have a nice day, sir," RaptorVinny said, smiling, but making sure the man could not see his face. SethRex drove away, and RaptorVinny then left the McDonald's restaurant in haste. On his way out he grabbed a Jason Machete. He got in his Viper, and drove away when there was no cars around so noone would be able to see his car.
Meanwhile, SethRex took a bite in the burger, and noticed it tasted very strange and disgusting. He lifted the bun off the top, and saw the brains. He pulled off to the side of the road, got out, and vomited. He then got back in the car, and drove back to the McDonald's, thinking with rage about how he would kill the manager for putting brains in a hamburger. He stormed in, and saw the dead body of tobycompy2.0, and said, "What the fuck happened here?!" He walked into the kitchen area, and looking horrified, saw Bish's cut open head, and the brains peeking through the crack of his skull. Seth Rex then looked at Bish and the ice skate stuck in his head, and said, "Well isn't that something?"
11/19/2002 9:33:18 PM
(Updated: 11/19/2002 9:52:14 PM)
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