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Revenge For Failing Math
By RaptorVinny500
Revenge For Failing Math
"Thank you for your help, Ms. Bennington," the student said as he left the classroom. "No problem, Izzy," she said. Izzy walked down the hall to his locker, and as he opened his locker, a hand grabbed his head. Izzy started struggling, and another hand came up, holding a machete, and hacked at Izzy's stomach. The man went in front of Izzy, ripped off his pants, and chopped his testicles off. The student screamed and clutched at his groin, and the man sliced his head off.
"RaptorVinny 1, school 0," the man said.
RaptorVinny stuffed the student into the locker, and locked it. RaptorVinny walked to Ms. Bennington's classroom. The door read, "Ms. Bennington, Room 223, English." RaptorVinny peered in, the teacher was busy looking in the filing cabinet. RaptorVinny stepped in queitly, grabbed a Webster's Dictionary hardcover edition book, walked up to the teacher, and whacked her on the head with it. Bennington slumped to the ground, and RaptorVinny beat her on the head with the dictionary. He checked her pulse, she was dead. He disposed of the body in the closet.
"RaptorVinny 2, school 0," RaptorVinny said.
RaptorVinny walked out the classroom, and up the stairs. He saw another room that read on the door, "Rick Arnold, Room 365 Mathematics." RaptorVinny walked in, grabbed a calculator, took off the cover, and walked towards the teacher.
"Why Vinny! I haven't seen you since that year i failed you! Haha, seriously how is your life going? Mine is..." he was cut short as RaptorVinny punched him. RaptorVinny then stuck Rick's finger into the calculator components, and electrocuted him.
"Mother fucker, no one fails RaptorVinny." RaptorVinny checked the pulse, Rick was dead.
As RaptorVinny walked out of the classroom, he said, "RaptorVinny 3, School 0."
RaptorVinny walked down the hall to the science room. The door read, "Dac, Room 323, Science." He walked in, grabbed a beaker of acid, and threw it on Dac.
Dac screamed, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!!!" as RaptorVinny grabbed more acid and poured it on Dac's head, dissolving it. He hid the body under the sink.
RaptorVinny walked out, saying, "RaptorVinny 4, School 0."
RpatorVinny now walked down to the first floor, into the shop room. He went in, and said "Hello Dino-Snore."
"Why hello RaptorVinny, I haven't seen you in years!" Dino-Snore said.
"Yes, and now i must kill you."
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about STABBING YOU!" RaptorVinny said, as he pulled out a knife and stabbed Dino-Snore. Dino-Snore screamed in pain, as RaptorVinny grabbed him, and threw him to the floor. RaptorVinny walked over to the woodchipper, and turned it on. He walked back to Dino-Snore, picked him up, and put him in the woodchipper. Dino-Snore screamed a blood-curdling scream as he was cut up into thousands of pieces and churned out. Blood flew everywhere, and all over RaptorVinny.
"Fucking bitch got me all bloody! I have to go shower now."
RaptorVinny walked out, and said, "RaptorVinny 5, School 0."
He walked down to the locker room, and entered. Someone was already taking a shower. RaptorVinny went into the next shower, undressed and showered. He stepped out, went over to a locker, and used his machete to cut open the locker. He grabbed the clothes inside and put them on. The other kid walked out, and said "What the fuck?! Did you just steal my clothes?"
RaptorVinny looked at the tag, which read "PunkNerd." "Is your name PunkNerd?"
"Yes it is, you little fucker."
"Fuck, YOU, BITCH!" RaptorVinny tackled PunkNerd, and punched him several times. He got up, found a bag with ice skates in it, grabbed two, walked over to PunkNerd and jammed them into either side of his neck.
"GAHHHH *Gargle*" Blood poured out of PunkNerd's neck and mouth, RaptorVinny grabbed more skates, and jammed them into PunkNerd's skull.
"Fucking bitch." RaptorVinny said. "RaptorVinny 6, School 0," he added.
He walked out, and went up to the principal's office. The door read "Dan Finkelstein, Principal, BANman"
RaptorVinny stepped in queitly, and found Dan jacking off while watching someothing on TV. RaptorVinny looked at the TV, and saw that it was the girl's locker room. In the locker room were jp3girl, yvonne, and caffeinejunkie. Sick fuck, Dan, RaptorVinny thought.
"Come on, take off the shirt, come on, DAMN, take it off bitch! caffeinejunkie, you're BANned!!!!" Dan said. RaptorVinny got a letter opener, walked up to Dan, and slit his throat. Blood poured out as Dan slumped to the ground into a pool of blood. RaptorVinny kicked the body a few times, then walked out.
"RaptorVinny 7, School 0."
Just then Ben the Vice-Principal ran into RaptorVinny, and RaptorVinny grabbed his machete and stuck it in Ben's chest.
"ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Ben yelled. RaptorVinny then stuck the machete into Ben's head. The secretary was watching this, and quickly called 911.
"HELP!!! HELP!!! THIS IS SGD!! THERE'S A MURDERER AT THE SCHOOL!!! HELP!!! Yes I'll hold." RaptorVinny turned around, took out a small knife, and threw it into SGD's forehead.
RaptorVinny walked out of the school, saying "RaptorVinny 9, School 0."
Soon after the police arrived to discover the bloodbath that was DJP3P High School. One of the cops found PunkNerd, took one look at the skates in his head, and said "Well isn't that something." and scratched his head.
END
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