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Revenge For Failing Grade 6
By RaptorVinny500
Revenge For Failing Grade 6
NOTE: You should read "Revenge For Failing Math" first.
RaptorVinny was driving to his old elementary school after decapitating nine people at his high school. He was driving a black 97' Jeep Grand Cherokee down Diamond Street. He heard lots of sirens coming from behind him. That bastard SGD got the call through to the police, he thought.
RaptorVinny drove up in front of DJP3P Elementary, his old school. He had failed Grade 6 there, and he was mad at Mr. Goodbytes for failing him. He grabbed his machetes and large bag full of ice skates. He had liked the way PunkNerd had died, and thought it would be fun to do it to the old bastard Mr. Goodbytes.
He walked into the school, walked into the office, and asked the secretary, Heero, which room Mr. Goodbytes was in.
"Second Floor, room 754," he said.
"Thank you. Now die." RaptorVinny pulled out a machete.
"AHHHHHHHH!!!" Heero screamed as RaptorVinny sliced Heero's arm off, then his leg, and finally his head. RaptorVinny picked up the pieces of Heero's body, and threw them out the window. He walked out, and went up to the second floor, and saw Room 754. He walked in and took out a skate and threw it into Mr. Goodbytes arm.
"MOTHER FUCKER!!!!" Goodbytes screamed, as RaptorVinny threw another skate into his leg.
"SON OF A BITCH" Goodbytes screamed, and RaptorVinny walked up to him, and jammed six skates in his skull. RaptorVinny threw the pieces into a kid's backpack, and walked out of the room.
RaptorVinny found a woman teacher's room.
He walked up to her, grabbed her neck, and strangled her for 5 minutes, then checked her pulse. She was dead. He hacked her into small pieces, and put them in the desk drawers.
RaptorVinny went downstairs to the principal's office. The door read, "Dan Finkelstein, Jr., Principal, BANman." Vinny walked in, peered around the corner, and found Dan jacking off. Sick fuck is like his old man, RaptorVinny thought. He walked around the corner, and found some grade 8 girl stripping on Dan's desk.
"Take it off caffeinejunkie," Dan said. RaptorVinny threw his hat with a bladed edge at caffeinejunkie, and it pierced her neck, spilling blood all over the desk, and her body dropped to the ground.
"Goddamn it, RaptorVinny, I was about to orgasm when you had to come in and kill her! And you got all my papers covered in blood!" Dan said.
"Shut the fuck up, asshole. Your dad is dead, I was just at DJP3P High School, and I killed him. Now I'm going to kill you!"
"What?! Daddy is dead? Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!" Dan dropped to his knees, crying, and RaptorVinny jammed a skate into his head. He grabbed Dan's cell phone out of his pocket.
RaptorVinny walked out of the school, and called the police on cell phone. He told them some people were hurt at the school, and hung up.
Moments later, the police arrived at the school, and one found Mr. Goodbytes, took one look, and said "Well, isn't that something."
END
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