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Jurassic Park The Video Game part 4
By Mr. Chaos
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“Slowly, ya begin to see the doom”
Link
Jurassic Park
They moved through a green tunnel of palms towards the visitor’s center. Everywhere, there were signs of them entering a new world and leaving the old one behind.
Laura turned to Mario. “They look pretty good.”
“Yes. I want to see them up close. I want to cheek the data flow and their user interface.”
“This change your field work now?” Link asked
“It changes everything.”
“You don’t seem upset.”
“We knew they would do something like that someday.”
“Story of our species. We all think it will happen someday, just not today.”
“I wonder where they could get the DNA?”
“ They must have found a way we never thought of.” Laura said.
“Like what?” Mario asked
“I don’t know.”
Mario’s suite had been done in beige tones, the rattan furniture green jungle print motifs. There was a TV with a card on top.
Channel 2: Free HBO
Channel 3: Free ShowTime
Channel 4: Free Sundance
Channel 5 Free Playboy
Channel 6: Free Pay-Per-View
He turned on the TV, but all he got was static. He looked over at the bed. Above it was a pyramid skylight. But the skylight had bars across, making the room feel like a jungle prison.
“Hey Mario.” Laura came walking in. “Did you notice anything different about the rooms?”
“They changed the layout, the made this place into some kind of strong hold.”
“I wonder why?”
When Dinosaurs ruled the earth.
They met in the visitor building: A tall, building covered in glass. There was a robot Tyranobowser Rex. Farther down the hall there were displays all over.
Sarge Climbed up a stage to talk to the group. “We are about to look at the facilities. I’m sure the crew will show everything in the best light. The question we have to answer here is if the park is safe.”
“We have 2 pieces of evidence that must be dealt with. First is the protocharmanderthus that Dr. Mario has identified. I have sent for it to be brought to the island to be examined.”
“As, there have been reports of children being bitten by lizards in Costa Rica lately.”
Sarge pulled up a graph. “If you will look at this, you will see that the deaths peak in the summer. Now if we…”
Link stood up. “I can answer that for you.”
“All right.”
“First of all, the animals have gotten off the island.”
Madden growled. “Oh balls.”
“Also, that graph has nothing to do with the dinosaurs. It is merely the graph of a new disease.”
“But what about the escaped dinos?” Mario asked.
“They have escaped because of what you are trying to do here! Looks your trying to recreate something. It can’t be done. You can’t transfer things that lived in a 16-bit world to a 128-bit world. It is just impossible, things will change or die.”
“But what about games that are brought to the new system.”
“Whose are being evolved. The characters change, personalities grow. You are trying to scoop it up and then plant it. IT just can’t work.”
“Sir, please excuse me, but I think I hear a helicopter, I think that means Dr. Mario’s specimen is here.”
“Sir, are you a fool SIR!” Sarge yelled at Madden.
“Take it easy, boom, back in the old day we had stickem…”
“Sir are you insane, sir!”
“This is my island. I made the pixels, I can do what I want!”
Mario looked over and saw 2 children coming off the helicopter. 1 was a 11 year old boy with a backwards cap and a stripped shirt. The other was shorter, younger girl, wearing red and yellow armor and had a small gun. The girl waved.
“Hi grandpa, we’re here.”
The Tour
Ness could see that something was wrong. This grandfather was fighting with some green army man. Ness pushed his sister forward. “Go on Saumur.”
“You go Ness.”
“Don’t be a koopa.”
“Listen, I’ll introduce you.” Fox McCloud said.
He introduced both of them to the group of adults. Ness stared at Mario.
“I know him.”
“Ya, from the video game, right?”
“No, I have his book”
“What book Ness?” Mario asked
“Plumbing and Dinos.”
“Daddy says that Ness has dinos and plumbing on the brain.”
“Sounds about right. I have the same problem.” Mario said with a chuckle.
They began to walk back, with ness and Mario in the rear, talking about dinos.
They reached the doors marked nursery, when Mario asked, “Hey, aren’t we going on the whole tour?”
Sub Zero, the chief tech in the lab turned to him.
“You could do that mortal, or take the info pill that gives you all the info you need. But, if you choose the tour, you will enter a world off hurt and..”
Every one of them took the pill. “Of course, amber, makes perfect sense!” Mario said.
“Yea, it does.” Everyone said in agreement, and they went into the nursery.
It was circular room, all white. Toys and rags were on the floor. I pink ball of light with wings was floating around the room.
“What do we have in here today Navi?” Sub Zero asked
“Hey, it’s a baby veliciyoshi.” She looked them over, her gaze fell on link. “Hey, link, listen, I’ haven’t seen you…”
Link pulled out his sword, “Die you annoying bitch!!!”
While Link chased Navi around, the rest looked at the veliciyoshi. It ran up to Ness and jumped.
“PK FIRE!” Ness yelled, and the yoshi burst into flames.
Sub Zero touched it, and the flames froze. “They can jump, but they won’t hurt you”
Mario grabbed the yoshi and looked at it. It started to cry. “Ya, but when I did it, all you yoshis’ thought it was annoying, huh, HUH!”
Sub Zero, lead them out of the room, and they were in the hall way when they heard a slash and Navi go “YIIII!!!!!” Link stepped out of the room.
“Hey, Listen, I just killed your ass.”
Control
“We can track and control everything from this control room” John the Sim said. He looked a lot like Samuel L. Jackson, except he had a diamond over his head.
“Like what sir!” Hawk asked
“Let’s say we want a total of all animals in the park.” The mouse clicked on the computer, and Sim walked over to work on it.
Total Animals 114
Dino Found
Tyranobowser rex 2
Velciyoshi 8
Protocharmanderthus 49
Diloagumonus 7
Stegobulbasaur 4
Apatochickirita 17
Tridonphantops 8
Pteroblueeyeswhitedragon 6
Hadropickachu 11
Total 114
“Now, to see if every charmy is in the park, I can do this.” The screen filled up with 49 stupid grins of charmys.
“And if they get out?” Link asked.
“We go get them.” A man said.
“This is GTA3 Guy, our game warden.” Madden said.
“We have ways of getting them back into the fenced in areas.” He said as he stole Link’s wallet and car keys.
“Now, one last thing, can you study the charmys as a group?”
Sim punched in a few commands.
GROUP IS GREAT- PROCEED TO NEXT LEVEL
“Happy?”
“Yes, thank you.”
As they walked out, Sarge talked to Link. “See.”
‘Yes, we are in trouble.”
“But how?”
“The animals are breeding. The computer proved it.”
“But the info pill told us that their all female!”
“Yea, well the pill was wrong.”
Tour
“This way, This way.” Fox lead them 2 Yardie Lobos. They all got inside the electric cars. A voice in the car said “Welcome to Jurassic Park, you are know entering a land long forgotten.”
“That’s Dan Finkelstein, we spared no expense.” Fox said through the speaker.
Inside the both Sim looked at the computer. “Gears grinding.”
“Boom, a minor detail.” Madden said, chewing on a turkey leg.
“Listen, we have to admit there will be problems. We have the problems of a zoo, with feeds and care of the animals. Then we have to deal with rides and housing. And lets not forget that we’re dealing with dinos.” The mouse clicked on a cigar, and he smoked one. “We don’t know much about them. I mean, the veliciyoshis.”
“Don’t start with the damn yoshis boom. I’m sick of hearing about how bad they are.”
“They are.” GTA3 said, stealing Madden’s turkey. “They should all be destroyed.
“Oh Balls, your just a worry wart. Dennis, how is the computer.”
Dennis unrolled from a ball and looked over. “Just fine, My people are working on fixing the last of the problems.”
“They better be.”
“The next dino you will see is the dilagumonous.” Dan said.
“Cool!” Ness said. The dilagumonous were orange lizards that had stubby tails and large heads.
“The dilagumonous are poisonous, shooting fire that can blind their prey.”
“Alright!” Ness said.
The Yardies rolled along, heading to the next area.
“Next, you will see tridonphantops. They can’t see well, so they charge like rhinos. Their back is covered with rubber like armor, that protects.”
“Why don’t they move?” Saumur asked. She leveled her gun at the trike. “Move already!”
Fox pointed his gun at her. “leave them alone.” Saumur complied.
“-now go on to the Tyranobowser Rex.”
“About time.” Ness said.
Big Rex
“The mighty tyranobowser arose in the late 16 bit days.”
Mario looked around. “Where is she?”
“hiding, he’s a bit of a pussy.”
“Pussy? A B-Rex?”
“We think he doesn’t like to be seen. We’ll try to lure him.” A small goat dressed like princesses walked out into the clearing. It took 3 seconds before the B-Rex grabbed it and began to run off.
“It’s la Bowser!!!” Mario yelled.
Stego
As they drove along, they soon came to an open clearing. Nothing was really inside of it, so the car moved on. Ness looked out, trying to see if there were any dinos. That’s when he saw it. It was green. And had a big red tongue.
“Stop the car! I saw a yoshi”
Fox growled at him. “Don’t screw with us kid. We all know you want to be in another game. Don’t try to use this as a way to get one.”
“But I-“
“Zip it.”
“But I saw a young yo-“
Fox put the safety off the gun and Ness shut up. By then they had reached the Stegobulbasaur paddock.. The cars stopped, and the doors opened. “You can go see what Dr. Mega Man is doing.” Madden said to them. They walked towards the animal, large, with plates and a bulb on it’s back..
Mega Man was looking at the stego. “We can’t figure out what is wrong with him.”
Laura looked at the dino. “Lets use gameshark to cure it.”
“Ok”
“Laura inserted the gameshark into the stego, and typed in 12we3r4ty6. The dino stood up and walked away.
“Why didn’t I think of that?”
“Because you’re a man and I’m a woman.”
“I’m a mega man.”
“Big deal, I’m stacked, your point being…”
Sarge, Link and Saumur were playing chicken. Link struck his sword at Sarge, but he blocked it.
“So, how does the sick dino work into your theory.”
“It was planned.”
“Everything is planned, isn’t it.” Hawk said, dodging Saumur’ attack.
“It’s not my fault. The Mr. Chaos Theory states an idiot will screw things up. Look, Mega Man over there screwed up and forgot about the gameshark code. That’s one. Some one else will screw up soon too.
Muldoon returned with the keys to Dennis’ car. “What are they talking about?” HE said as he watch the screen and stole Madden’s cane.
“The used a game shark code to cure the stego.” Sim said. Then his bladder bar reached it’s peak and he wet the carpet.
“boom, I knew we would fix that.” Madden said.
Sarge looked at the green and white egg. “It’ doesn’t look like much.”
“Listen, I know this is a yoshi egg. Yoshi eggs have this color to them.”
“It can’t be. “ Madden said, inside the control room.
“I’ll prove you wrong.” Sim said, and typed on the computer.
Total Animals 114
Dino Found
Tyranobowser rex 2
Velciyoshi 8
Protocharmanderthus 49
Diloagumonus 7
Stegobulbasaur 4
Apatochickirita 17
Tridonphantops 8
Pteroblueeyeswhitedragon 6
Hadropickachu 11
Total 114
“see, all there.” Sim said.
“Now, could you make it look for, oh 115 dinos” Link asked.
“Ok.”
Total Animals 115
Dino Found
Tyranobowser rex 2
Velciyoshi 8
Protocharmanderthus 50
Diloagumonus 7
Stegobulbasaur 4
Apatochickirita 17
Tridonphantops 8
Pteroblueeyeswhitedragon 6
Hadropickachu 11
Total 115
“What the..”
“Now, lets make it to 200.”
“Ok.”
ERROR: 200 ANIMALS NOT FOUND.
“see, a glitch.” Sim said.
Total Animals 114
Dino Found
Tyranobowser rex 2
Velciyoshi 48
Protocharmanderthus 60
Diloagumonus 7
Stegobulbasaur 4
Apatochickirita 17
Tridonphantops 8
Pteroblueeyeswhitedragon 6
Hadropickachu 34
Total 199
“you see, you set it to find a certain amount. You never programmed it to find more.”
Sub Zero spoke now. “But what about that screen I showed you?”
“That was flawed to. To park could be ok with all females. Once a month, every dino would get PMS at the same time and go on a rampage.”
“listen, we have to find the nests of these animals and figure out if any have left the island.” Mario said. “but we can do that later.”
“I think I will go with Mega Man for no good reason.” Laura said.
“Yea, me too.” Sarge said.
“The rest of us will take the risk of riding in cars when there is still an idiot on the lose.” Link said. Sarge gave him a look.
As they were riding back, Saumur noticed a ship. She turned on her infra red visor and looked out. That’s when she saw them. Yoshis.
“Mario, I see Yoshis on a boat!
“What, You do?”
“Yea, near the back.”
Mario looked through the binoculars. “Yup, their there.”
“That’s one of our boats. “ Fox said. “It’s headed to main land.
“We have to get back and tell them.”
“We’ll never make it, the idiot should activate the program any time.” Link said, and switched on his megaton hammer.
At that moment, Dennis had rolled up to the fertilization lab. His program had taken effect, shutting every fence and security measure off. He opened the pokeball and stole each embryo. “Goron Goron, this is too easy. He rolled down to the garage, but couldn’t find his keys. Luckily, GTA3 guy left the keys to his stallion in the car.
“Damnit, the park is shutting down!” Sim yelled
“What?” Madden asked.
‘The park, Dennis’ program must have shut it down by mistake.”
GTA3 guy looked over. “I better get those people back.”
As he ran out, he thought how smart it had been of him to keep all his weapons in his car for such an emergency. But when he got to the garage, his car was gone, and all the rest had their tires blown out.
What the hell happened?
7/12/2002 2:30:29 PM
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