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Dino-Life Chapter 16 Worlds Collide
By Mr.Camel
The Adventures of Mr. Camel: Dino-Life
Chapter 16 Worlds Collide
“So, you thought you would escape alive, did you?” RaptorVinny asked.
“Well, it would have been nice,” Mr. Camel sighed.
RaptorVinny motioned them against the wall, an MP5 in his hand.
“Now you’re trapped here,” Vinny laughed.
“It certainly seems that way,” Dark Hunter said.
“Yes, well… for lack of a better idea, I am going to tell you a story!”
“Yay! Story time!” Dark Hunter shouted enthusiastically.
“Yes! Well, now the story…”
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Rick Arnold watched as a large bulge appeared in the portal. An eerie sound was emitted from the portal when….
“AH-HA! Finally, I shall have my revenge on you Rick Arnold,” a small piece of paper said.
After staring at it for a few moments, Rick realized it was none other but…
THE STICKY NOTE!!!
“I’ve been waiting for this moment Rick! It is the final showdown! That whole mess you wandered through, you thought it was your fault, but I did it! I made the aliens come! I set it all up to get you here, Rick. There is nothing you can do, Rick. I will rule the world with the help of the aliens!” the Sticky Note laughed menacingly.
Rick raised his gun and shot the Sticky Note. It burned into a pile of ash. He blew the smoke away from the barrel of his gun.
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The ravaged jeep drove out of the plains onto the exit path. It drove down the long path towards the exit gates.
“We’re almost out of here, guys. Only five more minutes,” Ben said.
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Aragorn stared at the large pizza that crawled out of the portal.
“Holy shit,” Aragorn whispered.
The three of them--Aragorn, Raptor Dude, and Dino Dude—began to shoot at the ferocious pizza. It spat pepperoni at Raptor Dude and he flew down, his body splattered with blood.
“NOOOOO!!!” Dino Dude screamed. “He was my brother!”
“Get over it! Kill the pizza!” Aragorn shouted.
The pizza suddenly began to vibrate on the floor. After about five minutes it shot melted cheese at Dino Dude.
“AHHH!!!!!!” he screamed in agony. “It is really HOT! It BURNS!”
Dino Dude melted in a puddle on the floor. Thinking quickly, Aragorn scooped the puddle down his gun barrel and stirred it with a pencil, which he had been secretly hiding in his boot the whole story.
“It’s… uh… explosion time!” Aragorn tossed the gun at the pizza and ducked. The pizza exploded. Aragorn stood and looked around the room. Aragorn was hungry, and pizza was everywhere.
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A large caterpillar shot out of the portal and landed in front of Rick. He examined it carefully and realized that it was the greatest, most feared caterpillar ever… the Great Wooly Caterpillar!
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“And you know what happened next?” Vinny continued. “She bit me! Can you believe that?”
“Well, it is entirely possible,” Junkee reassured him.
“Well anyway, then I used the shovel I keep in the back of the truck and scooped up dinner off the side of the road and she’s like ‘What’s that?’, and I’m like ‘Dinner!’. She got all mad and tried to shave my belly button.”
“Interesting,” Yvonne commented.
Martin saw a beam of light through the window. It’s the boat, he thought.
“So anyway, then I—AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!”
A cannonball suddenly shot into Vinny’s head, and it exploded in a bloody mess. The group jumped through the hole the cannonball had made and onto the boat.
“Hey! Did we hit him?” Captain Longsword asked.
“Yeah, blew his head off!” Guilty Spark exclaimed.
“Good job, SpinoMonkey!”
“Thank you, sir,” SpinoMonkey smiled.
“No problem, lad. Beer for everyone!” Longsword pulled a tub of beer onto the deck.
The people on the Black Widow rejoiced, drank beer, and talked about their adventures at Silver Mesa as the ship sailed west through the hot desert sand, into the sunset.
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“Rick Arnold, you have killed our leader and must now face the consequences!” the Giant Wooly Caterpillar said in a deep, low voice.
Rick looked up at the creature in awe. He had never seen a creature so large.
The Caterpillar summoned a Battleship game from the heavens and slid the blue board to Rick.
“If I win, you die. If you win, you live.”
“Okay,” Rick said, and the game began.
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TWO HOURS AND THIRTY-SEVEN MINUTES LATER
“Ah-ha!” Rick said. “I-1!”
“DAMN! Hit and sunk! I suppose you win,” the Caterpillar said in disbelief.
“Yeah!” Rick said happily.
“Good game, Rick,” the Caterpillar extended a short, fuzzy arm for a handshake.
Rick grabbed the hand and began to shake when the Caterpillar lifted Rick into the air and tossed him far across the planet. Rick Arnold fell into unconsciousness.
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The jeep passed through the gates, out of the Silver Mesa complex.
“Thank you, Ben! Thank you for getting me out of there!” Edgar said happily. “I might have a job for you after all!”
Ben sighed in disappointment.
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Rick awoke to find he was laying in a tramcar. It was the same tramcar that he had taken to the Anomalous Materials Testing Lab. He stood and looked around him. The tramcar seemed to be speeding through a black void, an occasional white speck outside of the windows.
There was a man standing next to a portal on both sides of the tram. The one in the back had a band-aid on his neck; it appeared to be a Barney band-aid. He was dressed casually, in jeans and a red t-shirt.
The man in the front was dressed neatly, wearing a black suit and sunglasses over his eyes. He was the first one to speak.
“Greetings, Mr. Arnold. We have been expecting you. That was some amazing work you did at Silver Mesa. Let me introduce myself. I am Malcolm. Agent Malcolm.”
“And I am Dan, the director of the ITIA,” the other man said.
“We have brought you here this evening, Mr. Arnold, to make a choice. You can come with me, or him,” Agent Malcolm said.
“Why? What if I don’t want to go with either of you?” Rick asked.
“Then, Mr. Arnold, well… you will die. You will die a slow, long horrible death,” Malcolm explained. “But you don’t want that, do you, Mr. Arnold?”
“Not really, no…” Rick thought. It confused him why these two men would want him with them. Malcolm was somewhat frightening to him, while Dan seemed friendlier.
He edged towards Dan. He saw Malcolm reach into his jacket and pull out a pistol.
“Go! NOW!!!” Dan pushed Rick through his portal and jumped through.
Malcolm’s bullets hit the windows of the tram as the portal disappeared.
“You have made a big mistake, Mr. Arnold,” Malcolm said.
He straightened his tie and put the pistol back into his jacket. Agent Malcolm walked through his portal, back to earth.
THE END
Written by Mr. Camel
Written from August 24, 2003 to November 22, 2003
Special thanks to Dark Hunter, for reading and commenting on all of the previous chapters.
COMING SOON: The Hunt for the Black Widow
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11/22/2003 10:17:41 PM
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