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Dino-Life Chapter 10: A New Enemy
By Mr.Camel
The Adventures of Mr. Camel: Dino-Life
Chapter 10: A New Enemy
Paleeoguy pulled the key out of his pocket and unlocked the door of the psycho room.
“So, you dumb—,” Paleeoguy stared. “Shit. Oh my God! Holy shit!”
Paleeoguy ran around the room, lifting things up as he looked for TobyCompy and DarkDNA.
“No, not in the toilet. Not the trashcan. Not under the bed sheets, although there is some white stuff there. Damn! They left. Unless…” Paleeoguy walked over to the closet. He opened the door.
“AHHH!!!!” Paleeoguy screamed as an avalanche of drugs came down on him.
He began climbing through the drugs. It wasn’t long before the pressure of the drugs pushing him down and the lack of oxygen began to slow him down. He became tired. He didn’t want to move anymore. He just wanted to sleep. He lay down in the pile of drugs, hoping to fall asleep.
Paleeoguy was just about to fall asleep when he decided he might die while he was asleep. Paleeoguy screamed one more time before he fell into a sleep he would never wake from.
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“AHH!!”
“I bet the psychos are raping Paleeoguy,” AlanGrant5 said after hearing a third scream from below the deck.
“Arr, I reckon we should check up on him,” Captain Darial Longsword said.
“Must I come?”AlanGrant5 asked.
“I reckon ye should, lad, but it be yer choice! Just might make you walk the plank, land lover!”
AlanGrant5 sighed before following the Captain under the deck.
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“Guten tag! Das ist Herr Aragorn! American?” Aragorn said into the radio. (“Good day! This is Mr. Aragorn?”)
“Ja! Hello Corporal Aragroin!” said Evilgrinch on the other end of the radio. “What news do you have for me?”
“It’s Aragorn, sir. Not Aragroin.”
“Ah, whatever, Aragirl! Your name doesn’t matter!”
“Aragorn, not Aragirl or Aragroin!”
“Well, are you telling me any fucking news?” Evilgrinch demanded.
“Yes, sir! Team Six has reported that one of their scouts was killed. They think it was Arnold.”
“Why does everyone blame him all the time? I feel sorry for him! Meanies!” Evilgrinch slammed the radio down and walked away.
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DarkDNA and TobyCompy ran across the desert, towards Silver Mesa.
“How much longer?” DarkDNA panted.
TobyCompy collapsed onto the sand. “We’ll take a break.”
DarkDNA Sat down on the ground, next to TobyCompy.
DarkDNA looked into the distance and saw a triangular shape moving in the sand. He stared at it, wondering what it was.
“Oh shit! Oh shit! We gotta go! SHIT!” DarkDNA screamed. It was a sand shark.
“What, what is it, honey?” TobyCompy asked sleepily.
“SAND SHARK!!!”
“Panda fart? Oh dear.”
“SAND SHARK!!!!!!!!!!” DarkDNA ran towards the building, away from the sand shark. TobyCompy lay drunkenly on the sand.
The sand shark decided it wanted to eat DarkDNA first and began moving in to cut off the path to the building.
“GAY SHARK!!! EAT HIM!!! HE’S JUST SITTING THERE!!!!!”
“RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!” the shark roared.
“Calm down, DarkDNA. I am trying to sleep!” TobyCompy shouted.
DarkDNA ran on.
POOF! He had a plan! A little thought cloud appeared above his head. Inside the thought cloud he devised his scheme.
“Mwahahahaha!” DarkDNA laughed.
He turned around and ran towards the shark, right at it. At the last second he jumped in the air and crashed to the ground. He looked up.
“SHIT!!!!” his plan failed. He was hoping the shark would be stupid and run right into the building, killing itself. But it stopped, turned around and raced towards DarkDNA.
“RRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!” the shark roared in anger.
A Lockheed 117-A Nighthawk suddenly appeared in front of DarkDNA. It had no weapons, but was a very fast plane.
He jumped in and began flying north, although he had never learned to fly a plane before.
“HAHA!!! Sucker!” DarkDNA looked back and stuck his tongue out at the shark. At that moment a pigeon decided to crap on the window of the stealth fighter. DarkDNA looked back at the window.
“NOOOO!!!!! DAMN YOU, PIGEON!!!”
The Nighthawk began to descend.
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Martin Randle and Totally Kyle returned to the scene of the shit. Still no sign of Dr. Junkee.
“I’ll go now,” Yvonne said and walked the direction Randle and Kyle had come.
“Dude, how long does it take for a cyclone of shit to disappear?” Kyle asked.
“Could take minutes, could take years,” Martin said, trying to sound smart.
They sat in silence for a few moments.
“Dude, do you want a jelly doughnut?” Kyle removed a box of doughnuts from his underwear.
“EW! Hell no!” Martin yelled in disgust.
“What? The Rugrats do it all the time!”
Suddenly, a white blob fell from the sky, and splattered onto all of the doughnuts.
Kyle stared at the white bird turd.
“To hell with you, damn pigeon!”
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The jet finally landed. DarkDNA stepped out to find that he was now in Canada. An igloo town was off to the west. He would have to go around a river to get to it though.
DarkDNA turned around and screamed. The sand shark sat there, grinning menacingly.
“Oh shit!” DarkDNA muttered. Somehow the shark had beaten him there. His plane was going 600 MPH! How could the shark get there first?
Oh, screw it! he thought. Might as well find a way to make peace with the shark…
“Hello, Mr. Shark. Fine day we’re having,” DarkDNA nervously greeted the shark.
“Why, yes, it is! Let’s go back to the desert and rescue your friend. He will be eaten by the pigeons if we don’t hurry! Hop on my back!”
DarkDNA did as the shark instructed, and they began to move south.
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The Host, NowAndAgain, Ben and Edgar looked up in awe. A whole battalion of pigeons was flying in the sky.
The lead pigeon belched. The others belched in unison.
“Migration?” Ben guessed.
“No. This is a very bad thing. These pigeons want revenge. Something that was theirs was destroyed. Now they want revenge. I have no clue what they want revenge for, but this is a very bad situation,” Host said.
They all thought long and hard about what he had just said.
SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT!
White bird shit began raining from the sky.
“Inside! Inside now!!!” Ben screamed. He helped Host inside. They were now in the control room. The bird shit continued to come down.
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“Sir, we are under attack!!!” Aragorn screamed into the radio.
“Hell yeah!” Amber shouted.
“By what?” General Evilgrinch asked.
“Pigeons! We have identified it as a new species. We are naming them the American Shit Storm Pigeons!”
SPLAT! Aragorn heard over the radio.
“AH!!! I’VE BEEN HIT!!! NOOO!!!!” Evilgrinch screamed as the acid from the bird shit melted his body away.
“To hell with the pigeons,” Aragorn muttered furiously. He would make those pigeons pay. He would kill them all.
Chapter 10 is over!
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9/15/2003 9:19:52 PM
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