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Anime
By Mishubi
The lost Pokemon episode
Episode 338 "Porygon"
: Okay, okay!
Satoshi : I'll take you to Pokemon Center.
Voice : Electric Soldier Porygon!
Joy : Hello! Pokemon Center.
Voice : Hey! I didn't get my Pokemon!
Joy : I'm investigating now! Please hold!
Takeshi : She's very busy.
Kasumi : What's going on here?
Prof : I invented this Transporter! It must work!
Kasumi : But..
Prof : Nothing is wrong!
Joy : But there have been many complaints!
Satoshi : Joy-san! What's all the ruckus?
Joy : I don't know, but I'd like to find out. When we transport a
Pocket Monster, something strange happens. There are unusual
errors.
Prof : No WAY!
Joy : What did you find, Professor Akihabara?
Prof : Nothing!
Takeshi : You probably have a computer virus.
Satoshi : Can a computer catch a cold?
Kasumi : Sometimes.
Takeshi : How about a vaccine?
Prof : The Pokemon Transporter employs sophisticated, proprietary
circuitry.
: There's no way it can be infected!
Joy : But really!
Prof : It can't be!
Joy : Well then what caused the problem?
: (Aside) Akihabara is a great scientist. He invented the
Pokemon system. I know he doesn't look it.
Kasumi : He may have found something. He appears to be confused.
Satoshi : He's irresponsible!
Kasumi : Let's search for clues.
Satoshi : We're here. This is Professor Akihabara's laboratory.
Kasumi : Hello? We can't enter without the Professor's permission.
Satoshi : I don't see you turning back.
Kasumi : After all...
Prof : You are trespassing!
Prof : That can't hurt me!
Satoshi : What IS that?
Takeshi : It's a hologram projector. It's a 3D image!
Prof : You figured that out already? You look like clever kids.
: Walk this way!
: Please come in! Won't you do me a little favor?
Satoshi : This gives me the creeps!
Kasumi : It's dark! I can't see a thing!
Satoshi : What are you up to?
Kasumi : You locked us in here, didn't you?
Prof : Now you are inside my giant Monster Transporter!
Satoshi : Say what?
Prof : This is a CG Pokemon. It's name is Porygon, by Genius Inventor
Akihabara!
Satoshi : CG Pokemon?
Kasumi : Genius? Hah! You couldn't even solve the computer problem!
Prof : I'm Genius Akihabara. I can solve any problem!
Satoshi : Well, then what caused the errors?
Prof : I'll tell you now. Some strange people stole the prototype of
Porygon.
: They went into the computer via the transporter, and stole
Pokemon as they were being transported.
Satoshi : Just as I thought!
All : Rocket Team did it!
Prof : If I put a strong vaccine in the computer to fix it, they'll
all be blown to bits! I can't do that!
Satoshi : Isn't there another way?
Prof : I can't say for sure, it may be very difficult.
: Someone has to go in there and get them out!
Satoshi : I think I would like to go home now!
Prof : Relax! No worries! You're going deep inside a computer for the
betterment of science!
Kasumi : Huh?
Takeshi : I don't think it's possible to put people inside a computer.
Kasumi : What if we can't come back?
Prof : I promise that your names will be written in science history
by me as the first people to enter the virtual world.
Satoshi : Frankly, Professor, I don't give a damn!
Prof : Yes! Bon voyage!
Kasumi : Stop it!
Satoshi : Where are we?
Takeshi : We're in the world inside the computer!
Kasumi : This is no time to chat!
Satoshi : Ouch!
Kasumi : We're saved!
Takeshi : That is the Computer Highway. This is where Pokemon transport!
: If we follow them, we'll find Rocket Team!
Satoshi : Let's catch them quickly and get out of here! Let's go,
Porygon!
Signs : Keep Out! Danger!
Musa : To save the world!
Kojiro : To keep the peace!
Meowth : This is no time to chat! Let's get the Pokeballs!
Both : Relax! We're the only ones here!
Satoshi : Because of you, Pokemon Center is in a panic! Return the
Pokemon now!
Meowth : Son of a bitch! Not YOU again!
Both : Let these monsters handle it!
Mons : Dogars! Charbuck!
Meowth : Mess with me and I'll kick your ass!
Satoshi : What was that?
Prof : It's a defense technique called "texture." Porygon has the
power to mimic the characteristics of other monsters.
Meowth : We have Porygon on our side, too!
Musa : Porygon! Sic' 'em!
Satoshi : Porygon #1! Attack Porygon #0!
Satoshi : Win or lose, this will be a great fight!
Prof : Hurry up, Knucklehead! Fix the highway while they're fighting,
so we can transport Pokeballs!
Satoshi : You bet!
Musa : Hey! What are they up to?
Kojiro : Those Pokeballs are OURS!
Meowth : Stop them!
Musa : Rocket team!
All : Bye-bye!
Prof : Excuse me.
Kasumi : What's up, Doc?
Prof : Pokemon Center is accessing the Transporter Program!
: What are they trying to do?
Joy : Please!
Guy : Yeah!
Prof : What are they doing to my Transporter Program?
Joy : I called a man from Central. He put a strong vaccine into the
computer.
Joy : Don't worry, Professor! It was a very powerful virus!
Prof : Oh, Shit!
Satoshi : OK, we only have that sign left to move!
Prof : This is no time to chat!
Kasumi : What's up?
Prof : There's a strong vaccine coming to destroy you!
Satoshi : Say WHAT?
Takeshi : We can't get out!
Kasumi : NO!
Takeshi : The vaccine!
Kasumi : Let's get outta here!
Satoshi : You bet! Porygon! Leave us leave!
Musa : Of course you know, this means war! Get back here!
Kojiro : Wait, you chickens!
Satoshi : If you don't get out quickly, the vaccine will get you!
Musa : Aieeee!
Meowth : This is no time to chat!
All : Let's boogie!
Meowth : Get on, or I'll leave you here!
Kojiro : Wait for ME!
: Hurry!
: Commence Convulsions
Satoshi : Stop!
Takeshi : At this rate, we'll never escape!
Satoshi : Look out!
: Saved!
Prof : Look! There's the Trasnport Point!
Satoshi : Hurry, Porygon!
Guy : That's a die hard virus! A really nasty one, too! The vaccine
didn't work!
Joy : It didn't?
Guy : Nope, but this vaccine has a strong anti-virus command.
Kasumi : Dazzling!
Joy : What's going on?
Guy : The shock caused a system error! It crashed like a Macintosh!
Joy : What? Fix it immediately, and don't use that command again!
: If the Transport Program crashes, we're screwed!
Musa : Where are we?
Meowth : We fell into the Bug Hole.
Kojiro : If we skedaddle, maybe the vaccine won't get us.
Meowth : We can't escape without Porygon.
Musa : Where is Porygon?
Prof : There's the Transport Point!
Satoshi : Rocket Team fell into the Bug Hole!
Joy : Cover the Bug Hole!
Guy : OK!
Kojiro : It's the vaccine!
Musa : I'm not a virus! I'm a human being! Help!
Meowth : You're wasting your breath. The vaccine doesn't care if you're
a human or a program.
Musa : Stop!
Guy : The Bug Hole disappeared!
Joy : We did it!
Satoshi : Are you guys OK?
Musa : Huh?
Kojiro : Are we saved?
Musa : We can go home!
Fushi : Fushigidane!
Kasumi : Porygon? What's wrong?
Prof : You're way over weight!
Kasumi : Central, we've got a problem! Shall we dump the Rocket Team?
R Team : Oh! He's coming back!
Satoshi : Hurry, Porygon!
Satoshi : You did it!
Satoshi : I'm home!
Prof : Welcome home.
Kasumi : Thank you, Porygon!
Takeshi : We're saved, thanks to you!
Kojiro : You'll pay for this!
Musa : You have not felt the real power of Rocket Team!
Meowth : But for today...
All : Thank you!
Prof : My invention! Blown to bits! It would have been a boon to
mankind!
Satoshi : Make the next model safer, OK?
Joy : Everything's OK. The Transport Program is back to normal!
Satoshi : Nobody knows that we risked our lives.
Takeshi : No problem!
Kasumi : Now that the Transporter is fixed, everyone can get Pokemon
again!
Satoshi : Pikachu looks tired! Joy-san, please take care of my Pikachu!
Joy : We'll look after him!
Voice : This case is closed, and they lived happily ever after. But
the story of Satoshi and friends will continue!
11/23/2002 5:33:44 PM
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